Its that time of year, the desperate times are nearly here. Wrap that present, string that bow. I dont want to here about your stubbed toe.Take off that hat, you dont know where its been. No Jack you cannot have a sleep over with Diane.
Boys and girls stay in seprate rooms, there is no exception to that rule. I know your 20 but it matters not, for you will always be a child now get out of my sight. Do not eat the cookie dough, theres not enough, yep now your sick go sit on the pot.
Could someone hold this baby here, im tiered and the boys bedtime is very near.Someone pour me a nice strong drink, oh god thats terrible pour it down the sink. Jannet go to bed, and brush your teeth. I want you smelling like a damn peach. Preacher mans at the door, way to busy to put on a show. Yes hello father how are you?
Im really to busy to listen to you snore, honey whats wrong? Great the inlaws are here, can i just drop them at someone elses house very far from here? Hang that wreith, deck those halls. Jack stop playing with those christmas balls.
Someone take the baby, shes screaming again, god i have a head ache its going to be a long weekend. When do the kids go back to school?....oh god someone change that stupid rule. One day is more then enough, the kids have grown far to rough.
Hi Jackey how have you been, oh me? Just another year... rush, rush, rush, through the grocery store. Dont you dare try to eat that gore. Jack come here my patience is thin. No i dont care that you want to sit and take it all in.
Another day, another year, far to many hours until christmas draws near. Lets get it over with, that is the thought, but years pass, and you all grow, the stress becomes silly and your heart begins to glow.
One kid, two kid, three and four more and more come in through the door, is all our family here for sure? One last christmas, one more hug, one more day with the ones i love, the years move quickly, and we grow too fast, all good things never truley last. Whew its time i took a long diserved rest.