A blonde walks into a shoe store. She sees a nice pair of heels on a shelf and brings them to the counter. She asks how much are the shoes. The shopekeep says, "They're $1300." She then responds, "Damn, why are they so expensive?" "Well it takes a good effort to get them shoes off the Gators." Time passes and now it's closing time. The shopekeep is flipping the sign and going home. On his way home he has to cross a small foot bridge. He notices a small light on the shoreline below him. It's the onds woman from earlier. She's holding something. Once closer he sees that she is holding a double barrel shotgun in one hand and a stick with raw chicken on the end in the other. The shopekeep is bewildered but then he notices a disturbance in the water. It's an alligator. It jumps out of the water at the chicken. The lady pulls it back and fires the shotgun into the gator. The gator dies and she pulls it to shore .for whatever reason the woman looks over and there are five other, dead, alligators on the shoreline. Once on shore the woman flips over the gator and becomes angry and shouts, "Godammit this one doesn't have any shoes on either!"
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A blonde walks into a shoe store. She sees a nice pair of heels on a shelf and brings them to the counter. She asks how much are the shoes. The shopekeep says, "They're $1300." She then responds, "Damn, why are they so expensive?" "Well it takes a good effort to get them shoes off the Gators." Time passes and now it's closing time. The shopekeep is flipping the sign and going home. On his way home he has to cross a small foot bridge. He notices a small light on the shoreline below him. It's the onds woman from earlier. She's holding something. Once closer he sees that she is holding a double barrel shotgun in one hand and a stick with raw chicken on the end in the other. The shopekeep is bewildered but then he notices a disturbance in the water. It's an alligator. It jumps out of the water at the chicken. The lady pulls it back and fires the shotgun into the gator. The gator dies and she pulls it to shore .for whatever reason the woman looks over and there are five other, dead, alligators on the shoreline. Once on shore the woman flips over the gator and becomes angry and shouts, "Godammit this one doesn't have any shoes on either!"
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And that's when we lost family farm.
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