[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Buying almost all items that isn't electronics, junk, cars, weapons or armor.
[image: i.imgur.com] Pictured: PROFY offering you a trade. The torn bucks has chedburn's face on it It's simple, you trade me items within my pricelist and I shall provide you with money.
I will NEVER mug you, all trades done with me will be safe.
As I'm a brand new trader, I won't be very busy, all trades will be done as quickly as possible.[/background]
Have items? What are you waiting for, initiate a trade now! Please I need money for training.
Currently due of CT, prices for alcohol (95%) and energy drinks (95.5 - 96%) are low since their prices will be dropping a lot over the course of the event. Please understand that I do not want to lose money from doing this.
My name is PROFY (all in caps, very important) and I'm an artist and mostly an animator. (yes I can make animated pictures) I have quite a few years of experience in drawing, mainly from drawing in all my textbooks until there was no spaces left instead of paying attention to my teacher during class. After saving up a few months of working part time in mcdonalds, I finally got myself a drawing tablet and now I upgraded to digital art and animation!
Why should I buy from you?
Lets say that my "artworks" are different from most stuff you find in the graphics forums. I DO NOT use google pictures that I proceed to simply copy and paste, add a bunch of text and getting payed for it. I am extremely against the usuage of pictures from outside sources without permission. I draw custom stuff that can be very specific that you won't be able to get from a graphic designer. And of course we can't forget that MY STUFF IS ANIMATED! Here are some stuff I've drawned to give you an idea what to expect: Blob from treasure planet gif for Auzzo [image: i.imgur.com] Axl Low (guilty gear series) for ComaVision [image: i.imgur.com] draugr (half zombie half skeleton creature) for CV-Draugr! [image: i.imgur.com] Jirachi (pokemon) gif for Gothologist. (discord size) [image: i.imgur.com] Twentyfourseven gif for twentyfourseven (discord size) [image: i.imgur.com] Drawing of "me" practicing shading for my work in progress animation youtube channel (feu means fire in french) App: adobe animate, I'm an animator [image: i.imgur.com] Recent comics I've made for the newspapers: Note that comics are very small and compact (650x200) so a lot of stuff are half-assed and "not my full potential!" It's just to show the artstyle I'm the most comfortable with and the one that will give the best results, you can ask me to try out different artstyles (like anime... I guess...) but don't expect too much...
And yes I can draw hair, I just love bald people! Not really they're just easier to draw ___________________________________________________________
How do I order from you?
You can either drop your discord tag as a reply (preferred way, I can give updates and send previews very easily) or you could just tell me what you want directly or send me a chat so we can discuss what you want me to draw.
Rules:
-I have the right to refuse any demands, I will give the reason why.
-We have to agree on a price BEFORE I start working, this include what method of payment (exp: DP, xanax, cash, etc...), and the price cannot be changed.
-Tell me specificly what you want, I will send you sketches and you tell me what you want changed, do not wait when I'm finished to make me change something, I will need to restart the animation completely in most cases, the price will INCREASE by 20% of the initial prices if it happens
-DO NOT Buy mug me or send me money straight away without asking me first, I am very weak ok! If I happen to get mugged you will need to pay me the entire ammount I've been mugged (who knows if you teamed up with some guy to buy mug me >:c)
-You are not allowed to cancel an order if I already started working on it. Make sure you have enough funds before ordering an artwork!
Prices
Totally depends what you want me to draw, we can negociate but do not lowball me, I will not accept. Here are some estimated prices to give you an idea before you ask me if I'm willing to work for 2m:
Regular handrawned profile picture: ~25m Colored, with a background and your torn name + tag (hand drawned text or a font you want) Slightly animated pfp ~50m All of the above with some slight animation (not the main thing, could be the background or hair of the character or the clothes) Animated handrawned profile picture: ~75m All of the above but way more animated, I will draw like several times the picture and the main thing is going to be, this takes a very long time and definetly not be done within one day. Animated ones can takes up to 6 hours to make and are hard to get right, they are 3-4 times harder than a regular one where I just have to draw one picture! Will also "transform" the same picture into the right size for discord or whatever pfp, ask soon because I don't save everything I make (they take much more space than you'd think.. specially adobe animate files)
Wow PROFY! Those are so expensive! I lost all the respect I had for you! This is a premium service that requires a very long time to make as it's completly handrawned, if you compare my prices to other graphic artists, they sell google images put together with a font for 10m+ (Nothing against that btw) and for handrawned profile pictures they go for over 100m for non animated ones.
LIST OF CURRENT COMMISIONS - CLOSED
(I only take up to 1 order at a time because I'm a student and have part time job so I don't have a lot of time to make lots of arts, I will without a doubt close this service one day in the future so order while it lasts!) Waiting list: - CLOSED
leslie at sally's sweets shop References and notes: -Leslie's accent is based off uncle roger, a fictionnal character played by the comedian nigelng. I just tried doing an old guy's voice mixed with that accent. Haiya is his signature word and is used like a sigh mixed with surprise. I'm asian irl so I'm not being racist -Bastard son kenny: On the prize wheel If you get 5 points on the wheel of awesome. Leslie will respond with: This is good amount of points, same amount of points as I have children who I love and respect. I have six children. One is bastard slut. His name is Kenny.
*door opens* Leslie: Hallo Sally! It's me, your best customer Leslie. I come to buy candy for prize for my fortune wheel. Sally: Oh, hello Leslie! Nice to see you again, you want the usual I suppose? Leslie: Can you give me mo this time? I already gave away all the candy to stupid customers. They give me so much money and I just give them gaaaarbage and sometime I even hit them! And they still come the next day! Sally: Oh Leslie, you're such a smart man! You know, you come here so often that I consider you a little bit more than a friend by now. My husband died a few years ago and... I've been so lonely lately... maybe we could- Leslie: HAAAAIYAA, no wan want to marry you! Look at you so stinky, you sell candy but you smell like sh*t! I'd rather kiss my bastard son kenny than to kiss you! Sally: *sigh* I knew you would say that but... I still love you Leslie.. If you ever change your mind you know who's interested in that lollipop and love juice of yours.
This took me, no joke, 50 hours+. I skipped some classes for this lmfao. All because I did AN ENTIRE ANIMATION instead of the just the recording. Why you may ask? Well because I can't read! When bogie said that it had to be performed, I thought you had to perform it like irl while filming yourself singing it.
I thought to myself: I don't wanna film myself singing it??? So I asked bogie if I could instead do an animation/animatic as the performance, [image: i.imgur.com] and bogie just said yes. [image: i.imgur.com] It was only when I was like halfway done with my animation that I realised that I didn't in fact need to do all this, but I already put so much effort in and was like f**k it, might as well finish it so I get extra points for putting in like 50 times more effort than everyone else even though it was CLEARLY unnecessary. Welp, enjoy and please pause (especially at the memes haha place) and replay it so I don't feel like I wasted my life ty. use both earphones for the "full" song
Let's say for the sake of the argument that a loss is worth 250k for easy maths, and that you managed to get a customer every single time without fail.
A GoldenAK is 25 Billion (25,000,000,000$) devided by 250k (250,000$) per loss that's 100k So 100k losses needed to fund that GAK.
100k x 25energy per loss = 2.5million energy
If you use 3 xanax (750) all your natural regen (720) and a refill (150) that gives you 1620 energy a day. (no ecans/FHC because saving $)
2,500,000/1620= ~1543.21
It would take you 1543.21 days to have 2.5m energy to perform 100k attacks @250k each to earn 25b to buy a GAK.
The first step would've been to collect a keepsake which I assume you did, save it for a month maybe it'll be worth 1b if it's champion's.
The fact that it's a yearly event with huge buildup, we had to chase his minions around the world, use 200+ treats to buy items only useful for M'aol to get refills... something that's given for when Halloween lags during the first few hours. Not even something exclusive or halloween themed. Tis feels like defeating a regular NPC, something that can be done multiple times daily and takes a total of 3minutes.
The armor and weapons we purchased arent even viable outside of Halloween, we didn't even get a cheap chuthlu mask, way to go to respect the player's time and excitement for the game.
Never thought we'd be that fast, we had worries about even completing it. I guess we have really committed people over here at MR. (Adobi's mails def helped a ton, would've NOT used cans if he didn't make a whole chart)
unlike some games where spending money is purely cosmetic, torn's donator pack has became intergral to sucess. Not being a donator puts you at a severe disadvantage, it's easy to say let's just all boycott torn but I don't see it happening
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