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Back in 1953 When Joseph Stalin passed away his successor Nikita Khrushchev was concerned that Stalins Corpse may have an adverse effect on Soviet citizenry he planed to bury the corpse in another country so he phoned John F Kennedy of the USA to ask if he could help with this dilemma! Kennedy refused Mr Khrushchev and suggested he try Charles de Gaulle of France! De Gaulle also refused but suggested he ask Ben Gurion of Israel Mr Gurion was sympathetic Khrushchev's concerns and accepted to bury Stalins corpse in Israel but Mr Gurion Issued a stern warning! that his country has the highest Resurrection rate then any other country on earth......

 

Patrick from Donegal won quite a large sum of money in a darts competition so he decided to spend his winnings on a new motorcycle and join the biker set! gets a new leather coat as well with nice boots first day out on the bike his good friend and local Steven demands Patrick take him for a Ride "take me for a spin onya new deadly treadly their Paddy me old mate i can use Pops old council yellow hard hat for a helmut!"' so on hops Steven in the pillion seat and when they get out on the open road Steven starts screaming in pain "Stop Paddy stop will ya"" so Patrick pulls up and exclaims "what the fecks wrong ya bleedin pansy girls blouse?'' Steven cries the wind is cutting him two and wants to put his jacket on back to front to see if that helps! anyway Steven hops back on jacket on back to front and they are having a great time touring through the potato belt touring all country hicks until Patrick rides over a cattle grate and loses Steven off the back and has not noticed for a few kilometres anyway he turns back frantic looking for Steven! until he comes back to a crowd of farmers around Steven Patrick cries "Steven are you ok!"" one of the farmers reply's back "Well he was until we twisted his head back the right way! he has not spoken since"'

I got fired from a new job for smiling too much! told them well fine if i cant smile when i am a work! then good luck finding yourself a new funeral director..... 

Back in 1953 When Joseph Stalin passed away his successor Nikita Khrushchev was concerned that Stalins Corpse may have an adverse effect on Soviet citizenry he planed to bury the corpse in another country so he phoned John F Kennedy of the USA to ask if he could help with this dilemma! Kennedy refused Mr Khrushchev and suggested he try Charles de Gaulle of France! De Gaulle also refused but suggested he ask Ben Gurion of Israel Mr Gurion was sympathetic Khrushchev's concerns and accepted to bury Stalins corpse in Israel but Mr Gurion Issued a stern warning! that his country has the highest Resurrection rate then any other country on earth......

 

Patrick from Donegal won quite a large sum of money in a darts competition so he decided to spend his winnings on a new motorcycle and join the biker set! gets a new leather coat as well with nice boots first day out on the bike his good friend and local Steven demands Patrick take him for a Ride "take me for a spin onya new deadly treadly their Paddy me old mate i can use Pops old council yellow hard hat for a helmut!"' so on hops Steven in the pillion seat and when they get out on the open road Steven starts screaming in pain "Stop Paddy stop will ya"" so Patrick pulls up and exclaims "what the fecks wrong ya bleedin pansy girls blouse?'' Steven cries the wind is cutting him two and wants to put his jacket on back to front to see if that helps! anyway Steven hops back on jacket on back to front and they are having a great time touring through the potato belt touring all country hicks until Patrick rides over a cattle grate and loses Steven off the back and has not noticed for a few kilometres anyway he turns back frantic looking for Steven! until he comes back to a crowd of farmers around Steven Patrick cries "Steven are you ok!"" one of the farmers reply's back "Well he was until we twisted his head back the right way! he has not spoken since"'