What a shit show of a thread. If anyone buys that for 12b hit me up, I've got an air guitar for sale, special offer 1b.
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Selling melee cache for 1b.
PM or set up trade.
PM or set up trade.
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Great elimination team!
11:04:11 - 24/12/25 KaPOW traded $47,500,000 to you [view]
I also have this issue.
Merry Christmas all!
Ryan makes trades easy and offers great prices.
Has easily become my go to trader. So easy and fast to deal with.
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T.C. Donkey Sanctuary here.
Alan, the Donkey, is no longer available for petting zoo appointments as he's been upsetting schoolchildren with his habit of stamping on snails. Alan now has a minimum age rating of 15+.
Alan, the Donkey, is no longer available for petting zoo appointments as he's been upsetting schoolchildren with his habit of stamping on snails. Alan now has a minimum age rating of 15+.
Update at the Donkey Sanctuary!
Alan, the Donkey, received his vaccinations today! This is the first time in three years that he has been vaccinated hypodermically, with our local veterinarian having to employ a diamond-tipped syringe to pierce Alan's freakishly thick hide.
Alan, the Donkey, received his vaccinations today! This is the first time in three years that he has been vaccinated hypodermically, with our local veterinarian having to employ a diamond-tipped syringe to pierce Alan's freakishly thick hide.
Tragic news from the Torn City Donkey Sanctuary.
Alan, the Donkey, has died... 348 times. This is according to our latest investment, the Virtual Donkey Simulator, a new technology that helps us refine our care procedures by running simulations based on real-time data. Virtual Alan's fate suggests that the real Alan, who we've taken to calling Meat Alan, is very lucky, or invincible. Perhaps both.
Alan, the Donkey, has died... 348 times. This is according to our latest investment, the Virtual Donkey Simulator, a new technology that helps us refine our care procedures by running simulations based on real-time data. Virtual Alan's fate suggests that the real Alan, who we've taken to calling Meat Alan, is very lucky, or invincible. Perhaps both.
Exciting news from the Torn City Donkey Sanctuary!
Alan the Donkey is pregnant! Or at least that's what we thought when he waddled up with a severely distended stomach this morning. Further investigation revealed that Alan is, and has always been, a male. In related news, the Sanctuary's new intern forgot to lock the apple shed.
Alan the Donkey is pregnant! Or at least that's what we thought when he waddled up with a severely distended stomach this morning. Further investigation revealed that Alan is, and has always been, a male. In related news, the Sanctuary's new intern forgot to lock the apple shed.
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What a shit show of a thread. If anyone buys that for 12b hit me up, I've got an air guitar for sale, special offer 1b.
Selling melee cache for 1b.
PM or set up trade.
PM or set up trade.
300m
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Fast, efficient and a great price too! Definitely recommend.
Still not being awarded the RNG merit.
18:15:16 - 24/06/2020 Someone mugged you for $231,900,029 sending you to hospital for 0h 45m [view]
I had a bad experience in the Caymans.
I had a bad experience in the Caymans.
Competitive prices and trade completed quickly. R+
Fast and easy trade.