A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
Erect With Vein on Display............ book that doubles the effect of EDVDs.
I am still waiting for this to be paid out[image: cdn.discordapp.com]
The dirty sock.
This would add insult to injury with a slap in the face with a dirty sock.
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Quick reviver. A++
[background color=#f2f2f2]Chit is a knock-off Cheb[/background]
It could not only be used for attacking, but also steal happy.
Fast, safe, and easy trade. Three thumbs up.
Fast response, great trader. safe and reliable
Easy trade, safe from buy-mugging definitely trade again
Awesome trader, safe from buy mugging. A++++++
@TEAL 😺 [2223121] has won 5x A+ Blood bags from @FleaFlicker [2252768]
You were sent $100,000 from VictaFunk with the message: GOAT WINNER!!!
Time to rename the city to Tornobyl.
Erect With Vein on Display............ book that doubles the effect of EDVDs.
Fast, easy, and mug free trade will definitely trade again.
I am not happy it is saying Wenbo lost. When I checked the score yesterday it showed he won.
I am still waiting for this to be paid out[image: cdn.discordapp.com]
I was kinda hoping to see billiards and (I am probably going to get hell for this) Pro (fake) Wrestling
great trader, great deals, and will do business again.
You were sent 15x Empty Blood Bag from bald_eagle with the message: Winner at Daddyjack!!You were sent 5x Ecstasy from bald_eagle with the message: Winner at Daddyjack!!
May I have something please....
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The dirty sock.
This would add insult to injury with a slap in the face with a dirty sock.