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Join My Company or You Like Dong: 9* Log · · 12 likes

Are you tired of making a lot of money, hanging out with cool players, and having a boss that values your opinion? If so, Effing Awesome Exports might be the place for you. Here are some awesome perks that no other company can offer:

- Company Healthcare Plan: I'll randomly send you a small med kit once a week to make sure you're in tip top shape (Note: I will likely do this once then forget to do it again)
- Spiritual Gains: People in this game become obsessed with the rat race and end up losing themselves in the pursuit of monetary wealth. Here at eff'ing awesome imports we tend to follow the idea that health is wealth (see company healthcare plan). The wages we provide allow you to live on a steady top ramen diet and pursue the things that really matter. The Buddha begged for food. You don't think you're better than the Buddha, do you?
- Motivation: The best way to improve is for people to point out your flaws. Here at eff'in awesome exports we will be sure to constantly remind you of your shortcomings so you can understand and move past them. A few of our employees never knew about their affinity for imbibing phallic objects before I repeatedly reminded them of this. Now they know and knowing is half the battle.

Open Positions:
- Driver: I am not too picky on drivers. The only requirement is no Asians.
- Lumper: Ideal candidates are great at getting a load off in a moment's notice
- Forklift: Ideal candidate is a fat person.

Do Not Apply:
- Seahawks fans. Your team is bad and your should feel bad about yourself

Gawdly:
Can you add Dallas fans?
Gawdly: cause f**k them too


Salary:
We are paying 1 metric f**kton. The f**kton to dollar conversion tends to be based on job stats and your favorite sports teams.


Job Perks:
- Bang the girl you have always wanted - 30 Job Points
- Legally get away with killing that douche Gary from accounting - 100 Job Points
- Become the ruler of a small country (must be in Africa) - 300 Job Points
- You know that sexual fantasy you're embarrassed to share? Yeah. That one. - 1000 Job Points

--- · · 66 likes

Resume:
- Has held hands with at least 3 girls
- Has a mother who is still alive
- Was my grandmother's favorite grandson

As an expert on females, I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that girls don't poop.

How can i start the best way for my own companie · · 15 likes

You need to explore the city map until you see a guy named Pablo. Click on him. He is going to ask you for one of three things:

1- A specific gun (shotgun I think)
2 - A lollipop
3 - A small med pack

Get it and come back to Pablo. He will be super grateful and take you to the secret company screen. Here you will be able to select a company to start. You can buy a company outright or play poker against Texas Joe and win a company off him.

Protip: Texas Joe overvalues low pocket pairs

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- · · 9 likes

I tried to be nice and you all took my kindness for weakness so we have to play hardball.  Buy my 10 ss right now or i will fire one employee per hour on the hour.  

Employee 1:  please dont let him fire me, i have a wife and kids!  My son is very sick and i need this job for his medical bills
Me: it is up to the nice people of torn now

6* Candleshop Hiring Join today! · · 3 likes

6* Candleshop hiring. 

1 JP = 50 Happy
1 JP = 2 Nerve
50% increased awareness (passive)

And when we star up 
1 JP = 5 energy

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What is the biggest money bringer in the game? ·

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[ISO] Bounty Slots [FT] PRICELESS ITEMS ·

Background:
This may be hard for you all to believe because I have such a sterling personality but even I have made a few enemies during my first few months in Torn. I was told I shouldn't waste money on petty rivalries and success was the best revenge. I listened to these people and over the next few months I forgot all about them as I continued my meteoric rise to become the mediocre player you see today.

During this time, I went through a period of deep reflection and I thought about why these conflicts occurred and the best way to handle them. I reached the conclusion that there is nothing more serious than a video game beef with a mentally inept 12 year old and I would be doing the world a disservice if I didn't continue until one of us dies. As a result, I started bountying these people months after the events happened when neither of us remembered who the other person was or why it happened. Typically, I would write comments like "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID", "WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?", "BUILD A TIMEMACHIN AND FITE ME IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON 9/11/2001 OR UR A COWARD".

I did this off and on for months and months. Then I decided to take a long break from Torn. When I came back, I thought how unfair the world was that I couldn't bounty them while I was gone. Then I had an idea! I could just pay someone to keep this up while I'm inactive again.

Here is what you do:
- I will pay you in the following ways

1) I am the world's greatest rapper and I can make you the world's greatest rap about whatever you want
2) I am the world's greatest gfx artists and I can make you the world's greatest gfx
3) I can give you a few FHC's

OPEN CONTRACT COMPITION...!!! · · 1 like

https://imgur.com/a/WQs3Am2

You can shut down this contest. Please send my reward to BaconGod.

I love making friends · · 2 likes

THANK YOU FOR THAT THRILLING TALE.

B3 is recruiting! +18m R | OCs | RWs | Events · · 1 like

You can't overdose on niacin which means you can never get enough B3...

-looks at roster-

SCIENCE IS A LIAR, SOMETIMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Ak-SmyHHQ

Faction Selling / Buying ·

sold

How fast can you rank up? ·

Why not just buy a higher star candle than buy the boost? I'd expect you to hit 3 stars after 3 weeks.

CR joins the multi gang CONFIRMED · · 8 likes

I didn't read this thread yet but I'm going to try to predict what happened:

- Insert some event that makes a top faction look bad
- Everyone ignores the actual incident and attacks the faction for 5-8 pages
- This breaks down into a few select people getting into a personal fight referencing things that are at least 2 years old
- Some sort of follow up to the event happens. It gets back on track for three posts than a new unrelated shitshow ensues

And let's see how I did.

Need new name ·

TurtleQueenSarah

More than 50 bounties/day coz of losing poker · · 1 like

What is missing from this picture? He sucked out on dude and he threw a fit

Mental Issues and Torn ·

My bad. I didn't see this post.

It is not standardized over time, and if it was, language changes and so that would have to be compensated for along with a few other things. i think it has changed...



I'm not 100% what you're saying here. It is standardized.
https://www.verywellmind.com/how-are-scores-on-iq-tests-calculated-2795584


Take 2 tests, one based on the standards a long time ago. and then go take the test today. See if your scores are identical.
I am going to use some algebra to try to explain this. Think of it as Y = MX+ B. An IQ test is standardized so it will always use the same formula to produce the outcome (MX+B). However, just because it is standardized doesn't mean it is static. If you change the input for M, X or B the results for Y change. It's the same concept here. The standardization process (100 is average) is always the same but based on the data they get the score required to get to 100 changes.


And pls stop with the bold break downs...
Quotes it is.


My stance is simple. there is data. Some take it as evidence of increasing intelligence. In terms of that test the results may suggest this... I however believe that there may be an issue with the logic
That's fine.


Maybe its linear... but i doubt it, My bet is a developing test meets spike caused by emergence of tech, games and more education systems.... if that's the case, then biologically speaking our capacity for intelligence could be declining... even if that test says our intellectual ability currently seems to be increasing.


This has a lot of problems with it. How would you measure one's biological intelligence? From there, how would you be able to tell one's capacity for intelligence? You would need to figure this out then track it AND uncover it's declining.

Mental Issues and Torn · · 1 like

So after looking into it, IQ is a measurement of deviation from the average score taken from limited sets of data from the same test, similar age groups.

I still think there is room for the possibility of drifting being caused by factors other than our genetically based potential for intelligence increasing. I'll continue reading.
Good job doing research! You are absolutely correct. There is, in my opinion, a strong possibility that the Flynn Effect is not an improvement in our genetic makeup. It's just circumstances allowing us to improve our cognitive function.

'Proposed explanations. A 2017 survey of 75 experts in the field of intelligence research suggested four key causes of the Flynn effect: Better health, better nutrition, more and better education, and rising standards of living. Genetic changes were seen as not important.'
Correct! It is very unlikely that our genetic makeup changed enough to make our intelligence jump 3 points per decade.

So they think the flynn effect does not show an increase in the intelligence as a species, genetically speaking... so in their opinions that could be going up or down with the flynn effect still observable... That's all i think is the case. Apologies if my words weren't as apt as theirs. I admit i did have a few assumptions about IQ calculation methods wrong.


I agree. However, I don't see why we need to modify this. The Flynn Effect shows we have been becoming more intelligent as a species. I don't necessarily see why improving IQ through superior genetics is wholly different than improving intelligence through nutrition, exercise, and education.

And so if that is the case... there is the possibility that lost intelligence due to 'genetic degradation' could catch up with and overtake the gains we get from the other factors currently at play.
This is questionable territory. You need to prove that there is lost intelligence first and then you need to be able to tie it to genetic degradation. This is questionable because no one can really do this in an authoritative way.

In the same way tech will no doubt at some point add a lot more improvements than it already has. I still think there is value in respect and close consideration of our species average gene pool... I think its state dictates a large part of our species future.... sooo many children.. its worth being super careful about tests that might convince the word we are all getting smarter when we aren't.




This part doesn't make a lot of sense to me. We are getting smarter.

Mental Issues and Torn · · 1 like

The questions and methods for calculating IQ have evolved and changed, true or false.
No. The method is the same. It's standardized.

An intelligent man could take the test now and take one from 10 years ago and would likely get different scores. For some it would be an improvement, for others a loss...
What?

The initial IQ tests didn't encompass nearly as much as the new versions do.. Is it not possible the Flynn effect is somewhat caused by the fact that the test itself is still evolving. I mean resources of the people and increased education is no doubt playing a part too... which would all potentially look like our 'intelligence' is rising, when our genetic capacity for intelligence was decreasing.
Do some research.

Believe what you like, But for me, the flynn effect is not enough evidence for me to be comfortable with the matter. As for 'making stuff up' you are getting my opinion based on what i've seen. I don't have perfect recall and am sometimes too busy to check everything i say. Its the responsibility of individuals to do their own research imo. I'm glad at least one person looks into things >_<
The Flynn Effect is not an explanation; it's an observation. Intelligence, both fluid and crystallized, has steadily increased over a long period of time. You are essentially looking at data and being like, "nah, I don't believe it"

Mental Issues and Torn ·

This post doesn't make much sense. Let's break it down.

The threshold changes for the IQ score. Its not standardized.
IQ tests are standardized to an average IQ of 100 and an average deviation of 15

Also, typically only the really smart people choose to take the comprehensive tests.
This isn't true. Cognitive stratification is very common/important to do. You may not take an IQ test but it is reasonable to think most people in developed countries have taken a test designed to test something similar to IQ.

And with the emergence of the internet and modern technology, we'd expect a leap due to the new ability to learn so much in so many ways.
This is true but I think people expect a linear jump. We do become more productive with new technology but initially, we usually become less productive as it takes time to build up the skills and infrastructure necessary to use it effectively. I can find some sources for this if you'd like.


The Flynn Effect is shaky... it could be for one of a few reasons, one of which is us getting smarter. The others could be akin to the superiority bias.... Aka... because the testers are getting dumber, the new tests are easier but they think they are harder because the test writers have a superiority bias
The Flynn Effect is not shaky. It's just a dude who looked at data and realized IQ rose about 3 points per decade. It sounds like you're just making things up at this point....Here is a meta-analysis on it.

The Flynn effect (rising intelligence test performance in the general population over time and generations) varies enigmatically across countries and intelligence domains; its substantive meaning and causes remain elusive. This first formal meta-analysis on the topic revealed worldwide IQ gains across more than one century (1909-2013), based on 271 independent samples, totaling almost 4 million participants, from 31 countries. Key findings include that IQ gains vary according to domain (estimated 0.41, 0.30, 0.28, and 0.21 IQ points annually for fluid, spatial, full-scale, and crystallized IQ test performance, respectively), are stronger for adults than children, and have decreased in more recent decades. Altogether, these findings narrow down proposed theories and candidate factors presumably accounting for the Flynn effect. Factors associated with life history speed seem mainly responsible for the Flynn effect's general trajectory, whereas favorable social multiplier effects and effects related to economic prosperity appear to be responsible for observed differences of the Flynn effect across intelligence domains.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25987509

Job Consulting · · 2 likes

I like this idea. However, doesn't Torn Stats do this already?

A investment opportunity · · 3 likes

I'm in for 3B

Mental Issues and Torn ·

ITT: No one has heard of the Flynn Effect

Someone used a multi to bounty me? · · 4 likes

I admit that i might be wrong and have no evidence to back this up but are we sure Rob_Snow isn’t behind a massive multi pyramid scheme that funnels money from RMT and blackmails people with IRL info?


I mean, the first 3 letters of his name are Rob. I am not saying this is what happened but it seems awfully suspicious. Don't you think?

Who is the Torn g.o.a.t. in your eyes · · 1 like

Brady is one of the greatest players to ever play and half the records you listed are due to him playing more games than everyone else and that he played them while being an old man....also, you do realize that Rice owns every significant wide receive record by a country mile, right?

Who is the Torn g.o.a.t. in your eyes ·

I don't know how this is debatable. I consider the criteria for judging a football player how good they were at their position compared to their peers. Rice is head and shoulders better than Brady in this criteria. A quarterback is a lot more valuable than wideouts and Rice is still ahead of Brady in most all-time lists.