MeanMike creates thread "Crypto Cashes In!" declaring war on Natural Selection and their intentions on taking over the island.
Confusion as to why a "Defensive alliance" is attempting to overtake a Torn super power and evict them from their home by force.
Numerous posts of recycled meme "Oh no my Crimes 2.0 income", "Oh no my Cache income", "Oh no my Gym Book income", etc,etc.
Many users patiently wait for Ana to derail the thread.
People mostly interested in the war between MeanMike VS Zomnus and who technically has the "Official" war thread.
D3vl claims that no one has balls anymore and just hides behind their friends to fight. Ched f**ked up yet again. Also D3vl is Torn Elite.
Users ignore the Monarch vs JFK thread and use this thread to debate if Monarch wasted a dirty bomb on JFK.
Hartje gets charged with multiple charges of harrasment by staff, calls MeanMike a "pussy", wants Patrick Mahomes to disown his brother, and claims that this war is a personal attack on him.
Dragon deez nuts
Hartje drops a nuclear bomb that MeanMike is a loser that has lost money playing slots and has a girlfriend that is 27 years old.
To the bewilderment of the Monarch family, Champion defends MeanMike and admits to his errors in the past of treating others.
Torn citizens getting concerned that Ana has still not posted yet. Maybe someone should check on her?
When asked to explain his meme, LTJELLOMAN gets upset, threatens to avoid the forums, and claims Chain Reaction are multis, crybabies, and talk down to others.
Users speculate that Hartje possibly hacked LTJELLOMAN's account.
Hartje claims that though he was drunk, he has nothing to apologize for.
Ana finally appears posting nothing but a fire meme that gets 115+ positive karma and disappears without a word.
Debate over what faction has the bigger and or better territories that are shaped like male genitalia.
Posters insulting each others mothers.
IBB is called Meat shield, gang **** victim, and coat tail riders.
The NPO faction is accused of Real Money Transactions involving fan made Korean magna translations in an obscure game nobody plays.
Torn Detectives figure out that Ana was formerly known as "Queen Yuno" in an obscure game nobody plays.
NPO faction accused of being Furry cosplayers. Photo evidence posted.
Monarch posting memes is labeled as "Fake News" by Crypto and that NS is somehow behind it.
Users once again asking for more Ana. User contacts her on Discord.
A member of the faction ButtGrass, who pretends to be a squirrel, gives a victory speech. It is applauded by someone named BonerSoup.
Page 65 and we are still getting "Oh no my Nerve income" jokes.
Crypto stoops to an all time low stealing faction respect.
Debate on who wears the biggest "Clown Shoes".
Torn citizens demand equal rights for low stat forum posters.
D3vl claims Ched is corrupt for not making Torn a solo game, calls everyone a 10 year old that lacks balls, and wants this island war settled in a 1V1 battle.
Crypto and OBN temporarliy set aside their differences to join forces for the common task of clowning on D3vl.
