Is there a list of known buy muggers?
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Is there a list of known buy muggers?
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Mukky walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm.
He asks the bartender, Dae, if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his penis inside the croc's mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off.
Dae agrees. He opens the croc's mouth and puts his penis inside it; the croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds Mukky hits him over the head with a bottle, causing the croc to open his mouth and let Dae withdraw his penis.
Dae starts serving the free drinks to Mukky and then tells everyone in the bar "If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also". There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out "ok, I will do it but please don't hit me so hard over my head with the bottle".
I'D PAY FOR SOMETHING FREE! With love and adoration
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Respect cuz Com'on Fwanky ferget 'bout it!
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