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Are you someones Secret Admirer?! FREE GIVEAWAY!! · · 146 likes

If so, Use my FREE service to send anyone you want a present! All my presents are pre packaged and ready to go, all Presents contains 10 items ranging from alcohol, drugs, plushies, jewelry, vehicles and anything else I decide to throw in!!!
All you have to do is send me a message telling me who to send a gift to! I will write anything you want in the message bar, if you don't tell me what to write I will write a default of "From your secret admirer! not me!"
My services are completely free unless you want me to send them something specific, you will either need to send me that item or send me cash to buy it, then I will box it up and send it out! Message with any questions!

Over 750+ presents sent to date!! Everyone likes a random gift! spreading smiles across Torn!!

Reviews:
"This is so fetch!" - Brad Pitt 2020
"Wow, this is tremendous, huge like my hands!" - Donald Trump 2020
"Cheaper than a personal ad" - Lonely Torn citizen 2020
"Kodiak is a f**king saint! - IKYA
"Thank you for being lovely" - MrPandaBe
"I'm a lonely, sad, little man" - Maxheadroom
"The world needs nicer people like you" -Westside


Just trying to make people smile in these trying times #LoveInTheTimeOfCoronaVirus

Christmas Sermon Competition · · 29 likes

Torns Sunday Sermon

Is God real? Does Duke have herpes? Find out in today's sermon!!


(All recorded on mobile, voices of my wife and I)

Torn Terror Tropes · · 33 likes

Christmas Baking Competition · · 18 likes

[image: www.linkpicture.com]
Gram Sally's Sugar Cookie Recipe!!
Same recipe as all the ornaments in Torn!!!
Sallys Sweet Sugar Cookies!
Ingredients
.2 cups sugar
1 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 teaspoon baking soda

1. In a large bowl, cream the sugar, butter, vanilla and salt. Add eggs and mix well. Combine the flour, baking powder and baking soda; add to creamed mixture. Chill until firm, about 1 hour
2. On a floured surface, roll dough to 1/4-in. thickness. Cut shapes with cookie cutters; place on greased baking sheets. Bake at 375° for 7-12 minutes (depending on size) or until light golden brown. Remove to wire racks to cool completely.

Are you someones Secret Admirer?! FREE GIVEAWAY!! · · 2 likes

Done!

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Heyo!

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It will go away..... eventually..... Duke gave me pills for it!

Torn Terror Tropes · · 33 likes

Lucifer's Lucky Dip ·

I screamed In Horror as Duke tried tounge kissing me.

Halloween Lucky Dip ·

Eating the rancid owl made him crave for more.

Christmas Lucky Dip Story ·

die

Halloween Lucky Dip ·

Why do i always fin small med kits in the city? come on!!

Easter Lucky Dip! ·

Torn Fact : Joe Exotic the Tiger King was very excited to have his faces used as a mask and plays daily in prison!

DAY EIGHT - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

I was talking to Leslie the other day and he told me how he remembers lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was a real awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

PA TA TISS!

DAY FIVE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Christmas Baking Competition · · 18 likes

[image: www.linkpicture.com]
Gram Sally's Sugar Cookie Recipe!!
Same recipe as all the ornaments in Torn!!!
Sallys Sweet Sugar Cookies!
Ingredients
.2 cups sugar
1 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 teaspoon baking soda

1. In a large bowl, cream the sugar, butter, vanilla and salt. Add eggs and mix well. Combine the flour, baking powder and baking soda; add to creamed mixture. Chill until firm, about 1 hour
2. On a floured surface, roll dough to 1/4-in. thickness. Cut shapes with cookie cutters; place on greased baking sheets. Bake at 375° for 7-12 minutes (depending on size) or until light golden brown. Remove to wire racks to cool completely.

DAY FOUR - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

11/10

The only place I know that turns it up to 11! make sure you check out the continental breakfast there's a dish of Xanax someone must have thought was mints!! The PRESIDENTIAL SUITE was amazing but it did light up like a Christmas tree under a black light!

11/10 will stay again!!

Christmas Sermon Competition · · 29 likes

Torns Sunday Sermon

Is God real? Does Duke have herpes? Find out in today's sermon!!


(All recorded on mobile, voices of my wife and I)

How do i upload an audio file? · · 1 like

I have an audio file I recorded on my phone and I want to upload to a competition but I can't figure out how. Please help?! =)

The only Halloween joke I know!! · · 1 like

Why cant Scarecrows have babies?!?!?






Because they have Hollow weenies!!!

Torn Movie Trailer competition · · 3 likes

TORN CITY: CRIMES 2 . OH NO

All Original!
Much Fun!

(Down voted twice because my spot was reserved while uploading to YouTube. Sorry)

Are you someones Secret Admirer?! FREE GIVEAWAY!! · · 2 likes

Done!

Mike's 50m+ Lotto [Friend me to enter] + Daily $$$ ·

big money, big money, no wammys!

$1,000,000 Giveaway [GAME OVER] ·

I want to join: September 5th

Double or Steal [$1k+] ·

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