A hacker was diagnosed with Pseudobulbar affect. Anyway, he started cracking.
Why do thieves go regularly to the gym? Them shoplifting freaks!
Why are Pickpockets considered criminals. I mean, don't drop your pockets if you don't want them picked, man.
I never understood the waste dumping crime, so for my criminal incomes DISPOSALs as a problem.
One day the police showed up and started asking about Larry and Jerry. They thought I had feelings for Jerry and went to eat with Larry who was crazy for burgers. I'm no criminal, I said. Frankly, I was never in it Forgery. And hated Burglary.