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Lost My Best Friend Tonight..Sleep Well Ms. Maize · · 593 likes

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Edit: I normally do not engage in the forums as it can turn bad rather quickly for some. I must say, I am totally amazed to the outpouring of support. I never quite believed in a Torn community per se but I've witnessed it first hand, and I'm happy that I can be a part of it! I've tried to write back directly to each person that offered kind words of support, if I miss you please know that that I'm very grateful for all your responses, it really helped. (Even the bounty someone placed on me, after all, it IS Torn) Thank you all so very much!! Peace

New Music Store ~ Very Experienced Director CLOSED · · 39 likes

CLOSED/FULL...to all the Music Stores...Step Aside (like you even have a choice)...to #1 watch and see!!

After starting and bringing my last company (Adult Novelties) to 10 stars, I wanted a new challenge. With the recent buff to Music Store perks, I knew that is where I was heading. I have some of my original team already moving over to rocket this store to 10 stars!! Most of the original team was at that company from the beginning...Time for a new beginning. This WILL be a top three Music store and I'd like to put the same close-knit team together again! So, if you have decent stats, are active daily, watch your drug use (Rehab when needed) and would like to be a part of something that will be a very strong contender for the #1 spot...Take a leap of faith and be part of something a little different. They will be star bonuses, random bonuses and pay will be given and increased as sales increase.....If you're just a job jumper that moves around for the boss that gives you a dollar more, this ain't for you...Although in the end, you will make more here! Active and decent stats only! Take that Leap of faith...Roll with The Reverend!

Free Rotated Trains (I Never Sell Them)

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=86247

1* Ambience - 50 happiness (1 jp)
3* Well-Tuned - 30% increased gym experience
5* High-fidelity - Reduced enemy stealth
7* Deafened - Guaranteed stealth (10 jp)
10* The Score - 15% passive boost to all stats (Our Goal) party

Name my baby for $100m · · 30 likes

How in God's name is John "Gender Neutral"? Weirdo

Hey Mid-Game Players - Tired of Being Just a Number? Come Join WIT Family · · 26 likes

Hey everyone,

 

Let me talk to you straight, no bullshite.

 

You’re not a newbie anymore. You’ve put in the work – grinding gyms, taking your lumps in the streets, surviving wars, and slowly building up your stats. You know you’re decent at this game now. But something still feels off, right? Like you’re out there grinding every day but nobody really gives a damn about you. I get it. Because that was me.

 

I bounced around a bunch of those big Hall of Fame factions. You know the ones – fancy names, high rankings, look real impressive. But every time war popped off, I was just a body. Just another guy they threw into the fight to boost their numbers. Leadership didn’t know my name. Didn’t know shite about me. I was useful when they needed me and invisible the rest of the time. Cold as hell.

After years of that, I finally landed in the WIT Family.

And man… it’s different here.

 

WIT doesn’t just want your stats or another warm body for wars. They actually want to know who you are. For real. I’m just a crusty old dude who’s been playing this game a long time, and I finally figured out that there are still decent people around – even in Torn. People who talk to you like a human, ask how you’re doing, celebrate your small wins, and actually have your back.

It’s not fake. It’s not all business. It’s a real crew.

 

We train together, we fight together, we look out for each other. Nobody gets left behind just because they’re not top 100. If you’re a mid-game player with some experience and you’re sick of feeling alone in a big faction, this might be exactly what you’ve been missing.

We’re not promising you’ll be a billionaire overnight or win every war. But I can promise you’ll be around people who treat you like family instead of just another number on the spreadsheet.

 

If that sounds good to you, come apply to WIT Family.

Tell the recruiters the old guy sent you – the crusty one who finally found a faction that actually cares.

Apply here; WIT-LadyVal420, MrFuchs, WIT-Rizzzz, or if you dare~ The Most Holy of all ~ Reverend Himself ;)

 

Looking forward to getting to know you.

 

The Reverend

30 Day Old Music Store Already 5 Stars...**** · · 13 likes

EDIT: I have one spot open (Inactive) Looking to add an ACTIVE player....

Ok, a backstory for you! I started an Adult Novelties company from scratch and built it into a 10 Star company. With the perks for a music store changed to :
Specials
StarsNameCost (Job Points)Effect
1Ambiance150 happiness
3Well-TunedPassive30% increased gym experience
5High-fidelityPassiveReduced enemy stealth
7Deafened10Guaranteed stealth
10The ScorePassive15% passive all stats
I
I knew I wanted to get that 15% Passive to all stats. I have experience growing a company to 10 stars in the VERY competitive AN arena! Half of my employees from the AN followed me over and joined. It does say something when a person would leave a 10 AN to go to work at a ZERO star startup company! It is my expectation that we will continue our rapid rise to settle into a top-three spot! It is my goal to be the #1 Music Store in Torn City. We have a good team currently in place except for 1 member that is showing a sharp decline in activity levels. One of the key requirements is the activity levels, and it is not fair to the other teammates if you cannot meet the company's metrics. If you are looking to score a big salary, it won't happen here (Right Away). I am running so close to the bone in order to accelerate our growth. There are other methods to fairly compensate you. I need to add one more solid player to fill a role and keep the momentum going! We are TEAM
Musician9,000 INT / 4,500 MAN

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9* Fitness Centre [~50k in 2x Stats] · · 2 likes

🚨💉 THE REVEREND’S DAILY OVERDOSE HAS ARRIVED 💉🚨

Got a big PEEN?

Want a bigger PEEN?

Got absolutely NO PEEN whatsoever?

Perfect. We don’t discriminate. 😈

🏋️ OVERDOSE ATHLETICS — 9★ AND HUNTING 10★ 🏋️

Around here, PEEN stands for:

💪 Power
📚 Education
⚡ Endurance
📈 Numbers Getting Bigger

Yeah. That’s what it stands for. Don’t fucking question it. 🙏

If your PEEN is looking a little disappointing lately, Overdose Athletics can help.

⏱️ 1 Job Point = 30 Minutes Off Education
🦾 Job Points = Strength Gains
❤️ +3% Life Regeneration
😁 50% Reduced Happy Loss in the Gym
🔥 FREE Rotated Trains
🏎️ Races & Competitions
🎁 Giveaways & Bonuses
🍻 An active crew with an actual pulse

And when we finally ram our way into 10★:

💪🔥 +3% TO ALL GYM GAINS 🔥💪

That means a stronger character.

Bigger gains.

And, scientifically speaking, a more impressive PEEN. 📏

We’re looking for players with roughly 50K+ in at least two working stats who log in, rehab when needed, keep addiction under control, and actually want to improve.

No PEEN? JOIN.

Average PEEN? JOIN.

Massive PEEN requiring its own ZIP code? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JOIN.

👇👇👇

👉 OVERDOSE ATHLETICS

📩 PM THE REVEREND — STATS, POSITIONS & PEEN ENHANCEMENT CONSULTATIONS AVAILABLE DAILY.

🙏 THE REVEREND IS ACCEPTING NEW DISCIPLES.

OVERDOSE ATHLETICS 💉🏋️

COME FOR THE STATS.

STAY FOR THE PEEN.

HELP US GET THE FUCKING STAR. ⭐🔥😈

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth ·

9* Fitness Centre [~50k in 2x Stats] · · 1 like

🚨💉 THE REVEREND’S DAILY OVERDOSE HAS ARRIVED 💉🚨

Still working some dead-end Torn job for a paycheck? 💵🤡

Stop working for money. Start working for STATS. 📈💪

🏋️ OVERDOSE ATHLETICS — 9★ AND COMING FOR 10★ 🏋️

Here’s what’s waiting for the faithful:

⏱️ 1 Job Point = 30 minutes off education time
🦾 Job Points = Strength gains
❤️ +3% Life Regeneration per tick
😁 50% Happy Loss Reduction in the Gym
🔥 FREE ROTATED TRAINS
🏎️ Races & Competitions
🎁 Giveaways & Bonuses
🍻 An active crew that actually has some fucking personality

And when we smash through that final wall and hit 10★...

💪🔥 +3% TO ALL GYM GAINS 🔥💪

That’s the promised land, heathens. 🙏⭐

We’re ideally looking for 50K+ in at least two working stats and people who actually:

✅ Log in
✅ Rehab when needed 💊➡️🏥
✅ Keep addiction under control
✅ Want to improve
✅ Don’t disappear into the Torn wilderness for three days and return claiming divine intervention 👻

We’re not building a retirement home.

We’re building a 10★ Fitness Center. 🏆

So if you’ve got the stats and want a company where the perks actually help your character grow...

👇👇👇

👉 Overdose Athletics

📩 PM to talk stats, positions and perks.

🙏 THE REVEREND IS ACCEPTING NEW DISCIPLES.

Come for the gains.
Stay for the chaos.
Help us get the fucking star. ⭐🔥😈

OVERDOSE ATHLETICS 💉🏋️ — GET JACKED OR GET LEFT BEHIND.

APPLY NOW -- SALVATION OPTIONAL ·

🔥 ONE MOMENT PLEASE — YOUR UPGRADE IS LOADING… 🔥

Looking for a faction that’s new-player friendly without being dead weight?

We’re recruiting players who want to train, grow, learn the game, and actually get stronger. No need to know everything walking in. Show up, stay active, take guidance, and put in the work.

✅ Player growth & training
✅ Guidance for newer players
✅ Active community
✅ Experienced leadership
✅ Room to improve without the usual bullshit

Ready to join? Hit up one of our leaders:

👉 KongBoll [2813548]
👉 ObamaBinLying [2846404]

Or, if you require confession of your Fucking Sins before you join, seek salvation from:

⛪ The Reverend [2269743]

TRAIN • GROW • LEARN • GET STRONGER

Your upgrade is waiting. Apply now.

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth · · 5 likes

🔥 ONE MOMENT PLEASE — YOUR UPGRADE IS LOADING… 🔥

Looking for a faction that’s new-player friendly without being dead weight?

We’re recruiting players who want to train, grow, learn the game, and actually get stronger. No need to know everything walking in. Show up, stay active, take guidance, and put in the work.

✅ Player growth & training
✅ Guidance for newer players
✅ Active community
✅ Experienced leadership
✅ Room to improve without the usual bullshit

Ready to join? Hit up one of our leaders:

👉 KongBoll [2813548]
👉 ObamaBinLying [2846404]

Or, if you require confession of your Fucking Sins before you join, seek salvation from:

⛪ The Reverend [2269743]

TRAIN • GROW • LEARN • GET STRONGER

Your upgrade is waiting. Apply now.

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth · · 3 likes

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth ·

This Faction is what you have been looking For...

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Thanks for advice.....Mostly the chart was me trying to figure things out.....Plus I like pictures to learn from ;)

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I made this for our Faction members forum, but I thought it may help others as well.

 

 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

FOUND  A POSITION....CLOSED

 

I’m looking to join a Fitness Center as a Marketer.

Current working stats:

  • Manual Labor: 139,176
  • Intelligence: 101,971
  • Endurance: 194,405
  • Total: 435,552

My main intent is to continue growing my Intelligence stat while helping the company through the Marketer role.

Addiction is always under -10.

I’m active, reliable, and looking for a solid Fitness Center with room for a Marketer.

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth ·

Got an itch? Let OMP scratch it

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth ·

⏳ ONE MOMENT PLEASE… OMP is recruiting 😏🔥🍑

Are you tired of your current faction leaving you unsatisfied, ignored, and wondering if “active” was just something they put in the ad to seem attractive?

We get it.

Some factions promise teamwork and leadership, then deliver the emotional range of a wet napkin and the activity level of a printer from 2006.

OMP is different.

We’re young-ish, active, growing, and led by people who actually know where the buttons are. Revolutionary stuff, apparently. 🧠⚔️

💋 What OMP brings:
🔥 Leadership that doesn’t need a map to find the war tab
💪 Faction mates who show up and perform
😈 Chat with enough spice to violate at least one workplace policy
⚔️ Teamwork, growth, and actual effort
🚀 A place where your contribution matters
🍆 Stamina, loyalty, and follow-through — rare traits on the recruitment board

🎯 We want players who:
✅ Log in more often than a groundhog sees daylight
✅ Pull their weight without being begged
✅ Can take a joke without filing emotional support paperwork
✅ Want to grow with a faction instead of haunting one
✅ Understand that “I’ll be active soon” is not a personality

🚫 Hard pass on:
👻 Ghosts
🧌 Drama goblins
🪑 Roster furniture
🍼 Full-time babysitting projects
📉 Players with disappointing performance issues
😴 People who disappear faster than pants at an afterparty

🍑 Join One Moment Please [OMP] 🍑

Because your current faction might be comfortable…

…but so are Crocs, and nobody should build their future around those either. 🐊💀

⏳ Take One Moment Please and come get active with us.

Worst case? You make friends.

Best case? You finally join a faction that knows how to finish.

[OMP] One Moment Please -- Recruiting 5 Active Players | Lvl 15-100 | Wars, Chains, Growth ·

Come get it....