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Shanks School for Trading High-Fives · · 25 likes

Trading High Fives is much more than a simple way to make money and amuse people(Including yourself). In fact, I would go as far as to say it is an art form. So, in this thread, I shall teach all who have the desire the Art of trading High Fives. From "What Is A High Five 101", and "How To Make Money Using Only Five Things", All the way to "Yes, High Fives Are A Viable Currency!". For those that have mastered this course, I may even be persuaded(for the right amount of money,) to reveal to them the secrets of the Advanced Level High Fives, and How to Rob ORAN of drugs.

If you would like admittance into the school, just Like this post, and bump it with a high five.

[image: cdn.discordapp.com]

^5

Crashing the Market... Points Edition · · 1 like

A guide to making massive profits with points.

Right now points are going for an extremely low price, make sure you buy some while they are so low.
Now, their current value is all well and good and all... But what do you do after you buy a bunch of 'em?

You join me and my crew in fixing the market.
Buy points, and put them back on the market for $100,000, the max possible. No one will buy them, nor can they even see them at the moment. Worry not! This will change! Now that you have done this, you have an easy way to get to the points market. If enough people do this, the average cost of points will steadily rise until they sell for more than they ever have. Making all of us massive profits never before seen in all of torn.

Let's go crash the points market :)
1: buy points
2: put points on the market for $100,000
3: repeat

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Crashing the Market... Points Edition ·

Many disbelievers here in the House of the Profit... it will be a slow steady thing. but it can be done.

Crashing the Market... Points Edition ·

it is the ongoing plan. it will take a bit to accomplish, but the more people we have the more profit we can make. the goal is to increase the standard price of points as high as possible so we can sell our points to felix at the pawnshop for a crap ton of profit. he bases how much he'll give you off of the price of points over the past few hours. as of this message, he gives 45k because of the average price over the last couple of hours.
its a win/win for all who get involved
we arent ripping off other players, we're rigging the system for profit

Crashing the Market... Points Edition · · 1 like

A guide to making massive profits with points.

Right now points are going for an extremely low price, make sure you buy some while they are so low.
Now, their current value is all well and good and all... But what do you do after you buy a bunch of 'em?

You join me and my crew in fixing the market.
Buy points, and put them back on the market for $100,000, the max possible. No one will buy them, nor can they even see them at the moment. Worry not! This will change! Now that you have done this, you have an easy way to get to the points market. If enough people do this, the average cost of points will steadily rise until they sell for more than they ever have. Making all of us massive profits never before seen in all of torn.

Let's go crash the points market :)
1: buy points
2: put points on the market for $100,000
3: repeat

Duke's Lucky Dip Competition ·

The Grand Dukedom

ID First Unplanned 10K Chain! · · 1 like

Very noice.... very noice indeed. I think i deserve booze for this. Anyone wanna send me a bottle of booze? i'll give ya a high five. Right!

GOOD WORK!(ID 1 superpwn'ed, we are the superior D!) We Kicked Donkey! I mean Ass! Which is another name for a donkey.

I Make Custom Banners/ Profile Pics Graphic ·

awesome art! ^^^ just look at how Badass that thing is C=

Take my hopeless art | Pay what you want (Closed) ·

Awesome guy with a great sense of humor!

Funny version of your profile pic with only 150k? · · 1 like

Awesome! really loved the artwork. Definitely worth the buy!

ID Discord [350M+]- New Cool Place for Giveaways. · · 2 likes

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bump

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives · · 1 like

CLASS SHALL SOON BE IN SESSION, Books away, and listen up! Prepare to be amazed by.... THE ART OF THE HIGH FIVE! dun Dun DUUUUUN!

Scottish Buys Everything :D (400+ Trades) · · 1 like

excellent seller of very odd homemade e dvd's, baseball bats covered in various bodily fluids, certain drugs and items that may help you knock someone out, and a crap load of other things at awesome prices! buy now!

]|||||| Hornz - Buying EOD ||||||[ · · 1 like

Great friendly service from everybodies favorite trader!

Getting previous Personal Stats through API · · 1 like

Bump this bumping place... :)

Z'Art ? - Simple but Nice! · · 1 like

great work and service! beautiful and badass design! :) ^5

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives ·

1: What is a High Five?
2: What are they used for?
3: (In your own words)What is a Tri-Five?

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives ·

Bonus ^5 if anyone recognized what tv show that character is from.

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives ·

...Bicycle repairman?

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives ·

I just watched the video..... i must ask....................... HOW DID YOU FIND THAT FOOTAGE OF ME? It was said to be lost... Clearly it was not. Either way, yes, that was who i once was before i had fully mastered the Art of High Fivery.

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives ·

Then i do so humbly, with full badassery fitting of being such an awesome, amazing, astounding, excellent, freakin epic teacher... Accept you as my student! Ill be sure to tell ORAN.

Shanks School for Trading High-Fives ·

Indeed! Even ORAN could use this knowledge!