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With the Book of Loans in his left, and the Power of the Dirty Bomb in his right...

..Duke Calabrese is the Statue of Malice...

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For my second entry, I Iamented at how professional the first entry looked, and realised I should probably destroy the reputation I might generate with the photo as a good editor.

So I went in a completely different direction with my second entry, looking to be much wackier and less professional, but to also better mankind with an important PSA, that everyone should everyone adhere to.


I am of course referring to the Torn Cross Code, which poor Alan here has ignored and as such, is about to be hit by a glorious Lexus LFA. If he had paid attention in Torn School, he would've known not to cross the road. Not least because the distinctive V10 whine that the LFA puts out can be heard from a mile around. Oh well, there are worse ways to go out in Torn City...



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Mug-free, pleasant and logical to deal with when discussing prices. Would trade again !

BestFriend has left the faction
BestFriend has given $16,105,468,086 from WeAreFamilyFaction to BestFriend

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Oh congrats!

Ah, what can't Medic!! do?!!

Accommodating, patient, and a polite demeanor. Mug-free and trustworthy, would sell to again :)

Cya Simon. I only knew you really for a couple days (shame the faction didn't work out, huh?), but I could tell you'd be an awesome faction leader and that you must have been great to be around. I'm sure that translates to rl too. Wish you the best
:)

I know Presidents are kind of your thing now, but would you be willing to do Birthday Parties??


Kind regards,
Juk

Congratulations! I have been in Torn for longer than you and I have achieved absolutely nothing thus far, so thanks for being a remarkable reminder of everywhere I've gone wrong in life

(I also ask that you don't consider me for the giveaway, for I have no need of material assets when I have a lifetime of shame to fill my inventory instead.)

Happy retirement and I wish haha_noob a merry unfed!

With the Book of Loans in his left, and the Power of the Dirty Bomb in his right...

..Duke Calabrese is the Statue of Malice...

(i.e Student Finance)


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For my second entry, I Iamented at how professional the first entry looked, and realised I should probably destroy the reputation I might generate with the photo as a good editor.

So I went in a completely different direction with my second entry, looking to be much wackier and less professional, but to also better mankind with an important PSA, that everyone should everyone adhere to.


I am of course referring to the Torn Cross Code, which poor Alan here has ignored and as such, is about to be hit by a glorious Lexus LFA. If he had paid attention in Torn School, he would've known not to cross the road. Not least because the distinctive V10 whine that the LFA puts out can be heard from a mile around. Oh well, there are worse ways to go out in Torn City...



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The Easter, so-called Bunny, gets their kicks out of stealing and hiding the children of chocolate hens, the sick nutter

So much for spreading happiness and joy..

Very fast and easy trade, good prices, and a friendly demeanor. What more could you want from a trader? Recommended ?

Why isn't Torn modelled on a Communist society? It's unfair and I we don't like it

Ah this is so sweet of you! Happy new years and have a great day!