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8* Fitness Center - 2 openings · · 2 likes

Dirty Gym Socks is the best 8* Fitness Center (not that I have any bias) and we are hiring! Join our team today!

I am looking for:
Marketer- 70k INT and 35k END
or
Nutritionist - 70k INT and 35k MAN

AND

Fitness Instructor - 65k INT and 30k MAN

I am definitely willing to discuss for any good employee that is drug free or rehabs often, I appreciate long term employees rather than high stats. Send me a message if you would like to join this great team.

Rotational trains offered, willing to train in whatever stat you would like.

Current Perks:
-30 minute education time reduction for JPs!
-50% reduction of happiness loss in gym for free!
-Strength gain for JPs!
-3% life regeneration per tick for free!

SOLD - 53.77% Stricken, Milkor, Orange · · 3 likes

D3vl is going to buy it and then make a post complaining about how it makes it harder to farm during a RW because it keeps making people stay in the hospital longer.

Growing 5* PSF hiring YOU! (1 opening!) · · 1 like

Looking to make a little more cash in your life? Snake Fist Security is for you.

I will pay a minimum of 10x your highest stat! Come make some money to feed that Xanax addiction!

***Currently looking for an employee with 10,000+ END (minimum pay $150k/day)

Ended Event · · 2 likes

Rules:
1. You cannot post more than 2 times per page.
2. You must write the new pot amount, don't just write "quadruple"!
3. It is perfectly okay if you quadruple on one post and then post another post to steal consecutively.(different from original)


In case you didn't read them, so...200?

9* Fitness Center - 1 opening · · 1 like

Dirty Gym Socks is the best 8* Fitness Center (not that I have any bias) and we are hiring! Join our team today!

I am looking for:
Marketer- 70k INT and 35k END
or
Nutritionist - 70k INT and 35k MAN

I am definitely willing to discuss slightly lower stats for any good employee that is drug free or rehabs often, I appreciate long term employees rather than high stats. Send me a message if you would like to join this great team.

Rotational trains offered, willing to train in whatever stat you would like.

Current Perks:
-30 minute education time reduction for JPs!
-50% reduction of happiness loss in gym for free!
-Strength gain for JPs!
-3% life regeneration per tick for free!

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I'm enjoying this casino. More fun games to take my Xanax!

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I've been enjoying losing money in a new way! Honestly it's been more fun and entertaining than the Torn casino.

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Quick, easy, and fair trader. What more do you want? Start a trade already!

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Excellent trader, thanks for the quick and easy trade!

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That's a wild growth pace. You and I are playing two different games. Congratulations and good luck with breaking the top 100!

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Ched is in Mexico. Use that info for what you will. I'm not saying it's a clue, but it may be.

 

edit: He moved, so I was correct by being non-committal. Good work everyone.

Buying/Selling islands, · · 1 like

Excellent to buy from. Quick and easy to work with. +1

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Now it's time to get number 1. Congratulations though!

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! ·

I won't win anything, but want to comment for more community engagement. Doing what staff is unable to do and provide events to the community!

Flog Woollymaestro win $1,000,000,000 · · 2 likes

Oh, I shall be joining in and will post updates below. This guy sucks.

 

1: wdphan13 hospitalized Woollymaestro and claimed a $500,000 bounty (+1.92) 

2: wdphan13 hospitalized Woollymaestro and claimed a $250,000 bounty (+1.93)

(SE giveaway)1y RW trade, 160b+ NW, quitting torn ·

Real life always comes first. Good luck in the real world and be careful getting drawn back into this time sink of Torn. (I am jealous that you're escaping)

I'm quitting (For now)! You can have my stuff! ·

An actual retirement post that I appreciate. No whining or complaining, just fun. Sad to see a good one go

9* PSF hiring 1 employee ·

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9* PSF hiring 1 employee ·

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9* PSF hiring 1 employee ·

Looking for a Security Contractor.  Target stats: 20k+ in END.

-Free Rotational Trains
-Competitive Pay (based on stats)
-Pushing back to 10* once we are back at full strength

Send me a chat or message today!

Crimes 2.0 DONE: max skill and EVERY UNIQUE NO PUB · · 2 likes

No pub? Holy shit you're a madman. I feel so far behind suddenly.

old · · 2 likes

Is there a global stat for this? I couldn't find one.

Not saying Ched would lie but also how long ago was that number accurate? Mine is only from about a week ago so I might not even be included in that 30 people.