Crimson_Drake: forum

AS ONE CULT LEADER TO ANOTHER, YOU ARE BEING FAR TOO OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW BROTHER. KEEP THE PAYPIG WAR SLAVES AWAY FROM FORUMS UNTIL THEY TOO BECOME PART OF YOUR EXPLOITATIVE CYCLE. THEN THE EAGERNESS WILL SEEM MORE NATURAL.

I AM AVAILABLE IF YOU NEED MORE TORN CULT TIPS.

THANK YOU.

I DON’T KNOW YOU BUT I AM GLAD I HAVE YOUR RESPECT AND APPRECIATION.

I roleplay as a normal person irl so people don’t know what a scumbag I am in Torn.

WHY CAN WE NOT WEAR THE HI-VIS VESTS?

BACK WHEN I WORKED 36 HOUR SHIFTS AT THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY TO EARN THE DOLL HAIRS I SPEND ON TORN DOT COM (BEFORE MY UNFORTUNATE BALL CRUSHING RELATED INJURY), HI-VIS VESTS WERE A CRUCIAL PART OF SAFELY CRUSHING BALLS. 

HAD I ONLY BEEN WEARING MY HI-VIS VEST AT THE TIME, MY BALLS MAY NOT HAVE SWOLLEN TO SUCH A TREMENDOUS SIZE. 

FURTHERMORE, CAN WE BE CERTAIN THAT THESE NEWLY ADDED HI-VIS VESTS ARE ANSI 107 COMPLIANT? I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING IN THE ITEM DESCRIPTION STATING AS MUCH, I WOULD LIKE CLARIFICATION FROM TORN DOT COM STAFF BEFORE THEY MAKE THE HI-VIS VESTS WEARABLE.

FINALLY, THESE GAMBLING DEGENERATES MAKE ME SICK.

THANK YOU bogie

EVERYONE PLEASE REMEMBER TO LEAVE OUT GUNS AND CATFISH FOR THE FREEDOM EAGLE TONIGHT.

I AM NOT DRUNK, JUST ABSOLUTELY WASTED

I’m sure this will help. 

Congrats brother, well done.

Always happy to see one of my biggest fans leading a life of success.

10/10, would be a victim again. 

Great Merc, would tip this man an EOD set if I was a trillionaire. 

I roleplay as a normal person irl so people don’t know what a scumbag I am in Torn.

Not reading this essay but I’m happy for you or sorry this happened, whatever this is

This will definitely help. You’re doing the right thing. 

:(

That Crimson_Clover guy sounds like a piece of work

don’t care

Weak. Back when I was still on shift at the BALL CRUSHING factory (pre-incident), I had a supervisor who understood what it meant to take real risks.

Old One Ball Steve (lost the other in a completely unrelated incident, OSHA compliant) took initiative and removed multiple ball crushing machines from the scheduled PM list entirely to increase uptime.

Thanks to Steve, we were able to work longer hours for the exact same pay, which I was proud to contribute toward before my unfortunate hyperinflation event.

My machine failure unfortunately ended my career prematurely (my testicles are now far too large to be safely processed by standard ball crushing equipment), so I was never able to witness the full impact of his leadership.

But I have no doubt his strategy would have produced results far more impressive than whatever this is.

Be more like One Ball Steve next time. Take a risk. Disable something important.

should have kissed the ring cuz

WHAT AN AGEIST, ABLEIST POST.

TORN DOT COM IS MY SAFE SPACE AND YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL UNSAFE.

I ONCE WORKED VERY LONG HOURS TO AFFORD MY CRIPPLING TORN DOT COM ADDICTION (see blue name) BUT SUFFERED A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT WHILE ON SHIFT AT THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY. RATHER THAN HAVING MY BALLS CRUSHED FOR MINIMUM WAGE, A MACHINE MISHAP CAUSED MY BALLS TO BE HYPERINFLATED TO THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS. I AM NOW WHEELCHAIR BOUND, AND AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF TOUCHING GRASS DUE TO THE TREMENDOUS SIZE OF MY TESTICLES. 

I HAVE HAD TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS SO I COULD HAVE SOMEONE TO HELP ME USE THE RESTROOM. YOU ARE HEARTLESS AND I AM ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED BY YOUR LACK OF CARE FOR DIVERSITY, EQUITY, AND INCLUSION.

not reading that essay

17:36:22 - 29/12/25 You added OD-NoK to your enemies list

You can go ahead and add me to your family’s chain list, thanks

I know Brox irl and he would never do this