To Leslie,
Greetings dear Leslie, for it’s a tremendous occasion, for it’s Saint Valentine’s Day. Seeing you at the Casino punch and hit punks at your wheel excite me. Seeing you make such funny and interesting jokes and lines bring a smile to my face. You are the one for me, no one else can have you but hey if they they are lucky and they get a Valentine, maybe their Valentine could’ve given them a box of chocolate laced with Tetrodotoxin or maybe with Atropa belladonna, or even maybe with Amanita muscaria.
Have a Lovely Day, Leslie.
Love,
Duke