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Pif_smoker [2287994] Level 100 Nub Army Nub Leader

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[SOLD] RED Yasukuni Sword (Bloodlust) · · 22 likes

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I have passed this on to:

Gooner_Steve [292383]

He will continue the sale for me pleaze contact him

Current top bid 20b.

ALL SORTS OF COMPANYS hIRERING!!!!!! · · 8 likes

Join my discord to get first chance when theres a space

https://discord.gg/bzuaNkw

10* Adult Novelties FULL*

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Company
Director:Happy165
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10* Candles FULL*

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Company
Director:Toothcrush
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10* Meat Warehouse

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Company
Director:poiley
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5* Toy Shop any stats FULL*
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Company
Director:Pac

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5* Pub any stats

Company
Director:Minkus

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3* fitness any stats

Company
Director:Lliax

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PM me for details and your work stats and what company

Positions open often

directors have all stocks and most have all education the will be 10* soon enough so get your spaces now

Sold10* property broker · · 14 likes

Selling 10* Property broker

Makes around 3m aweek

Can make more just giving friends a little wage.

Few employees will leave but no rush will help and wait for replacments.

 

With the new update with item market u get free market listing and anonymous listing.

 

Any more details please dm my co leader zappa

old · · 7 likes

10* Adult Novelties
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Company
Director:Happy165
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10* Candles

[image: lh3.googleusercontent.com]
Company
Director:Toothcrush
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10* Meat Warehouse

[image: lh3.googleusercontent.com]
Company
Director:poiley
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5* Toy Shop any stats
[image: lh3.googleusercontent.com]
Company
Director:Pac

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3* Pub any stats

Company
Director:Minkus

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2* fitness any stats

Company
Director:Lliax

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PM me for details and your work stats and what company

Positions open often

directors have all stocks and most have all education the will be 10* soon enough so get your spaces now

NUB ARMY RECRUITING* · · 12 likes

Hey guys nub army here recruiting active members.

 

We war every 2 weeks and pay members for war hits and chain hits.

 

We have decent armoury of weapons and armour.

Trusted leadership and comittee members so u can store your cash in the faction and request it anytime.

 

We can help u progress in torn with good knowledge and experience.

 

We are still on oc 1.0 

 

 

Here's a funny song about the "Nub Army" faction:

(Verse 1)
In the land of gamers, where battles rage,
There's a faction rising, with a silly stage,
They're small but mighty, with skills unseen,
Welcome to the Nub Army, where noobs are supreme!

(Chorus)
Nub Army, Nub Army, marching to the fray,
With controllers in hand, they'll find a way,
To conquer the noobies, and rule the game,
Nub Army, Nub Army, they're not ashamed!

(Verse 2)
Their sniping skills are questionable at best,
But they'll spray and pray, and pass the test,
Their teamwork's shaky, but spirits are high,
They'll die together, with a "whoops, I tried!"

(Chorus)
Nub Army, Nub Army, marching to the fray,
With controllers in hand, they'll find a way,
To conquer the noobies, and rule the game,
Nub Army, Nub Army, they're not ashamed!

(Bridge)
From spawn camping to accidental team kills,
They'll master the art, of silly skills,
Noob-tastic strategies, will leave foes confused,
"Did they mean to do that?" – the Nub Army's muse!

(Chorus)
Nub Army, Nub Army, marching to the fray,
With controllers in hand, they'll find a way,
To conquer the noobies, and rule the game,
Nub Army, Nub Army, they're not ashamed!

(Outro)
So join the ranks, of this noob-tastic crew,
Embrace the chaos, and laugh with them too,
For in the Nub Army, silliness reigns,
And "noob" is a badge, of honor and games!

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Still looking restaurant only

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

looking for 10* restaurant 

 

 

Manual labor 85,053

Intelligence 100,990

Endurance 158,847

Total 344,890

Nub Army Recruiting - Competent Chaos Wanted · · 1 like

Apply now!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Found!

Looking for highest pay.

 

Will be leaving my company soon 

Murder Hornets: Nothing Left to Sting · · 3 likes

Even thou my life took bad turn and I wasn't as active as I wanted to be i tried coming on for pushes but our heads where amazing and other where great

10 billion battle stats and Thread Dividends ·

Need change ya name to TheBuffFerret lol

20 YEARS + mandatory giveaway ·

Share who disliked ur post for the lols! Grats for keeping it real

TOP 100 Battlestats (93b) ·

Grats. Already 16 pages gonna be alot of give aways lol

(S) 10* restaurant 500m · · 1 like

Selling trains message the director or me

Nub Army recruiting. ·

B

Nub Army recruiting. ·

Bump

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Selling trains all trains in 9* restaurant.

 

400k or 350k if you have 50k in 2 stats and ee merits 

 

Aiming to get back to 10*

9* restaurant soon to be 10* ·

Bump

Nub Army recruiting. ·

Bump

9* restaurant soon to be 10* ·

Looking for someone around 50k in 2 stats please message me or director

Nub Army recruiting. · · 4 likes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Grave ·

Bump

H* 10* restaurant ·

Looking fir employee message me or the director  with your stats.

 

Boycott Item Market starting April 22 · · 1 like

Being back auction perk!

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ · · 1 like

Selling trains in 10* restaurant  400k each 

 

12 trains daily dm me or my director.