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ersu [2289618] Level 97 Aurora Surrealis -AS- Franz Kafka

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Time for another "I Love JFK" photo contest! · · 6 likes

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hint: the anatomy might not match the sign :)

Easter Art Competition · · 37 likes

OK my drawing of Easter Bunny, it's in fabric. My cat Missy has inspected it and approved it.

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Shuu go away · · 4 likes

Dear Beloved Friend, · · 13 likes

Dear Beloved Friend,

I know this message will come to you as a surprise but permit me of my desire to go into business relationship with you.
I am Miss Naomi Surugaba a daughter of the late Al-badari Surugaba of Libya whom was murdered during the recent civil war in Libya in March 2011, before his death my late father was a strong supporter and a member of the late Moammar Gadhafi Government in Tripoli. Meanwhile before the incident, my late Father came to Cotonou Benin Republic with the sum of $4,200,000, 000 ($4.2B) which he deposited in a Bank here in Cotonou Benin Republic West Africa for safe keeping.

I am here seeking for an avenue to transfer the fund to you in only you're reliable and trustworthy person to investment the fund. I am here in Benin Cotonou of the death of my parent's and I want you to help me transfer the fund into your bank account for investment purpose.

Please I will offer you 20% ofthe total sum of $4.2B for your assistance. Please I wish to transfer the fund urgently without delay into your account and also wish to relocate to your country due to the poor of condition in Benin, as to enable my education as I was a medical student before the sudden death of my parents.

I only need $5mill to start the transfer of the $4.2B to my local account. Please if you can help I will sent you your 20% once I have completed the transfer which will only take a fews days to finish.

Remained Blessed,
Miss Naom Surugaba

Lonestar appreciation · · 20 likes

Can we all stop bountying Lonestar, but instead show our appreciation by sending him all your tissue boxes and single red roses and rs232 cables and all your other dump crap. (especially single hammers)

Maybe save it for after Christmas, and send it 1 item at a time... we can give him a nice long event log. I believe if we can get to 1million Ched might also say hello to Lonestar...

Merry New Year and a Happy Christmas

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Buying RW Weapon At Best Price 6 Million / Bunker Bucks · · 1 like

Great prices, fast response. ncie work

Samara's Treasures - Bazaar · · 1 like

not sure about the items or prices but damn good chicken!! and I really appreciate the napkins and moist towlets?

 

Witzy's Magical Trades · · 1 like

Hark! A proclamation of gratitude, penned to the esteemed Witzy the Wise!


My humble satchel—nay, my entire TORN estate—was choked with the detritus of forgotten quests and low-grade plunder, a hoard of odds and ends only marginally more useful than Gollum's sock drawer. But you, O mighty Wizard of Commerce, with a flick of your digital wrist and a spell of questionable valuation, spirited away this mountainous pile of junk! The rusty knives, the bent lockpicks, the 'slightly-used' teddy bears—all transmuted into coin! Now, armed with this unexpected bounty, I shall not buy a new cloak or provisions for the long road. Nay! I shall march straight to the glowing, chaotic heart of the Roulette table and lay it all upon a single number! Pray that your powerful enchantments can somehow guide the fortunes of a humble adventurer now venturing into the perilous Land of Chance. May your coffers ever overflow, and may my greed be instantly rewarded!

[Ask Me]Trading Ecans and more · · 1 like

happy bumping uglies with you

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Looking for a chill faction with high steadfast and doesn't RW very often or care. 2b tbs. I don't fly so good for crimes

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

looking for    semi-active faction;

 

I'm active about 355 days of the year

2+b battle stats

steadfast about 15%

Real World Products ·

and the opposite can be said of pizzahut, coke cola,  and variety of other stuff promoted in the Waynes World movie, which did show drug use in a positive light.

I bet if you changed the generic Tequila in this game to Aviation Gin (have to made in Canada).. it would be hilarious, consider who owns Aviation Gin. I seriously doubt someone who sponsors a generic product like tissue, would be worried that their brand would be associated with crime lords.

This is no different to when Spielberg offered Mars Bar, a product placement in ET the movie, and they turned it down because ET sounded stupid. Reeses Pieces got a 60% bump from that movie alone. This isn't Call of Duty or CT. There is a major diversity of      users, were not all 18 year olds who have never bought a cleaning product in their life.

BUT finally I don't give a rats arse, it has no impact on me. If the developers want to make money through a new revenue stream or not it's their choice.. Not even sure why we - the players have a vote either way

Real World Products ·

you guys sound like boomers.....

 

Real World Products ·

With all these new junk items how about using real world products. Ridge Wallets, Gucci Watches, 

 

They can pay sponsorship; either long term or short term or permanently 

[180 R+] A new area to explore: Torn City Park · · 1 like

an Amsterdam park? u can get better addiction protection if u shoot up there but u can get pick pocketed

3 boost for sale 25m each ·

be quick

Logistics Report boost for 25m each. ·

3 more boosts

How many eggs you found? · · 1 like

i really can't find any at all!! whats going on

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New merits/honours · · 3 likes

Have you bought Ammo? Do you even need it?

Killing 2500 people without using a single bullet (not in a row or as just finishing shot), Not using a single ammo for XXX number of Kills

2500 Kills -- Kill BIll Merit
5000 Kills -- Freddy Kruger Merit
10,000 Kills -- Oppenheimer Merit

Faction Bought Honor Bars · · 2 likes

A faction bought honor bar, Only usable by the faction, designed either by Torn or the faction. Could restrict it to the faction, or release to all of Torn as a present. Not sure how Torn would deal with it if the faction ends etc? Maybe make it public domain like flags

Should be in the price range of a nuclear bomb, or even hard or more expensive to get.

Chat cant click in text box (Connecting to server) ·

the race trick worked once but not a second time. Fire Fo

Connecting to the server... Chat failing ·

consistently I get the message Connecting to the Server has been like this all day. I'm no genius but launching a new service just before Halloween.. maybe not so great an idea?

and yes both doctorn and torntools is disabled, clearly from chat I can see some people are having no issues

Chat 2.0 chat not updating? ·

or the fact we can't use it

Logistics Report boost for 25m each. ·

speed bump... nah more like a Xanax Bump

Logistics Report boost for 25m each. ·

quick sale