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Kelfi: Rest In Peace · · 978 likes

  It saddens me greatly to announce the passing of a dear friend to many here in Torn, Kelfi. Her two year battle with Lung Cancer is over and she is at peace. 

  From the time Kelfi first landed in town six and a half years ago, she knew she'd found a new home, and straight away started making friends and learning everything she could about how to survive and prosper. Her passion for the game was all-consuming and she found great joy in sharing both her knowledge and her wealth with everyone who shared in it. 

  When it came to Chaining or Warring, Kelfi was always at the forefront, not only racking up high scores, but sending her faction mates FHC's and Energy Drinks to keep them in the fight. Faction was always Family to her.

  Her generosity extended well beyond her chosen Family. Kelfi has financed more than one random player a spare Billion, just because they "approached me and asked nicely". To my knowledge, every beneficiary of these loans actually paid her back, some with continuing interest. Her cheerful, positive nature, and her ability to focus on the good in people won the hearts and loyalty of many here. She will be sadly missed. 

    Kelf was born in Australia in 1959, grew up in New Zealand before returning to Australia in her late teens. She has always loved animals and worked for many years as a relief milker in dairies around the local area. Her gentle nature with the cows resulted in considerably large yields, so Kelf found herself to be very popular, and never without work.

  Kelfi is survived by her two beloved Greyhounds, two goats and a community of friends who will feel her absence and remember the wonderful times to the end of our days.

Ratz 100k Chain World Record · · 22 likes

Congratulations to my favorite team of chainers, well done; a true example of dedication, loyalty, and team focus. 

The Death of a Fieldmouse? · · 16 likes

As an Extended Council member of IMotF, I would like to publicly acknowledge your assistance in keeping our O.C.'s on track. I thank you for that and the massive amount of respect you have garnered for the family. I have never once felt anything but helpful vibes from you, despite what JD (aka Jackruby101, for anyone who may have encountered her toxic manipulations a while back) says on the matter. Stay strong, your family stands behind you, as do, it seems much of the beautiful Torn community.

Custom racing not starting · · 3 likes

Issue persists with official races.

 

Great Lyrics · · 3 likes

"I've heard that once in primary school
They had Opposite Day
Where what you said and what you meant
Both went two different ways
So if you liked someone, you said
'I think you really suck'
And then said, "On Opposite Day!"
That meant they were in luck
But imagine if this happened
Not just in primary school
And everywhere and everyone
Followed this kiddie rule
Imagine an opposite world
Though it is hard to do
Newspapers for illiterates
Leaders say untruths
The best people this world ignores
While the brats it coddles
Rockstars are seen as serious
Also supermodels
In this world, the actors
Would be treated as if they're kings
And ordinary folks would just be like
Anonymous nothings"
Opposite Day T.I.S.M.

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Make hospitalization a punishment ·

  Thanks to 3 separate IRL would be muggers, I have obtained a really cool Fairbairn Sykes knife, a (shitty, fake looking) replica handgun, a few hundred dollars, around 1/4 Oz of cannabis, three points of what my mate said was really good coke and some fond memories of snapping wrists and disfiguring faces. If you want to really fix mugging, allow the "victim" to loot weapons/cash from the mugger upon a loss.

ONLY 14 Glasses of beer from a keg!! ·

   In my first few years here, I was in a faction that would play "pass the keg" during long chains and Torn events. Many of us came to the conclusion that the keg capacity was totally dependent on the account of the drinker, not the keg itself. Not sure how much has been changed over the last 5 years but if the game is still played anywhere here, it would be great to hear how long a single keg has been kept in circulation.

There are no tigers in Africa · · 6 likes

Gambler Title · · 3 likes

"Shitposter" should get a look in as a title, too.

Anyone else experiencing an Endless Human Verification Captcha Loop? · · 1 like

 Since I stopped participating in Events and shopping from the Item Market, I no longer get harassed by the broken or weaponised A.I. Bot.

Networth loss, did you want to quit torn · · 2 likes

 I see gambling at Leslie's Casino as a daily expense. I go with $25m. If I win, well, great. If I lose, there is always tomorrow. I have learnt to never chase losses here in Torn.

Fedded Archives · · 2 likes

The "Rest In Peace" status is just a skin on Fed Prison.

Trading - always buying, bulk welcome up to 98% · · 1 like

24 hrs from expressing an interest in purchasing a specific asset, I found my wish fulfilled. Honest, fast and reliable. All that and a nice guy as well. I'd recommend every time.

Is the education job slept on? (A break down) · · 1 like

If you take far too many drugs to be able to perform in a player Co. Why not consider teaching? I'm using it to build up my ML atm.

'Answer the Question - Yes/No Game' ·

No.

 

Have you stopped cheating at this game yet?

JLT SPRING 2026 [CONCLUDED] · · 1 like

Sign me up please.

Favorite Animal? ·

Rats, of course.

Meeting other Torn players in the wild · · 12 likes

   When I'm out in public, I regularly wear an official "Torn" T-shirt, purchased from the Redbubble merchandising site. Not once in the 5 years I've had it, has someone approached me to engage in any conversation over the game.

Bothunter 2.0 Impact Poll · · 3 likes

Been hit a few times, enough to say I believe it's broken or weaponised. I don't participate much in events anymore as that seems to be a common trigger. It has become the new "reward" in what used to be a reward for effort based model with regard to events.

The best new crime idea ever · · 1 like

Oooh, straight into beta testing. You waste no time. lol. R+ for the laugh, not the idea of course.

 

Racing and Organized Crime · · 1 like

  Racing seems to have no bearing on the O.C. position, in my experience. My spouse and I were doing comparisons last year, she always had a higher chance of success in the driving role with a RS of 34 (68) against my success chance with a R.S. of 54 (64). I'm not sure what does build Exp. for the Driver position, but I know it's not Racing. 

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi · · 1 like

Gippsland, Vic. here.

Praying · · 2 likes

lol. It was rumoured years ago that praying could help your chances of finding items in the city. If you find a real need for more spray paint, lead pipes, SFK's etc. Give it a go.

Looking for a high leveled person to join the faction im in ·

3 month old leader, 12 day old banker, what could possibly go wrong? Seems safe and legitimate. Where do I sign up for the gains and safe place to stash my cash?

Racing Wrecks Stat ·