Opened a trade with this guy, not only did he pay 300% of market value and hugely buffed my bank account, he also set up a investment and pensions account for me to guarantee financial freedom for me and my families future. He managed to get me into the right stocks, and arrange a better mortgage rate on my 4 bed semi. Absolute hero of a Man, invited him to my vow renewal but he was too busy saving orphans from a burning building, still showed up late though. 15/7 would bang.
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MaxDaMafia [2322912] Level 24 Joker Squad Harlequin of Hate
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Just making this hoping to minimise any possible damage by this prick.
Its a pretty obvious scam but here's a list of the chat messages.
-RICK: heyy
MaxDaMafia: Sup
-RICK: ThatGuy77X here
-RICK: using this acc atm
MaxDaMafia: Oh shidd, why the change?
-RICK: Really dont want this info leaked I have a friend quitting torn and has 6.8b on him which i am gonna get from hi..I need to take the money on me ..and need to disperse it..Can you let me use your account for 15 mins? I mean ill need emai land pass for 15 mins...ill save 3.8b on your account ..And you know you can trust me not sending directly but i have a secure way so need to use it myself...ill give ya 1B for helping
MaxDaMafia: Crazy man, drop me a message on discord
-RICK: Am at friend place and dont have access thats why i made this new acc for it lol...will soon self ban this one too for safety
-RICK: impersonation is illegal anyways lol
MaxDaMafia: Dont have access to discord?
-RICK: can you add me to friend disc ?
MaxDaMafia: But you're on torn, you can use discord on mobile or computer
-RICK: yeah its on my pc lol
MaxDaMafia: Just use our Discord group that we talk in?
-RICK: and i cant login without email coformation
MaxDaMafia: So all I need to do is give you my username and pass yeah?
-RICK: for 10 mins yeah
Just for people to be aware, already reported it, hope nobody falls for this.
Its a pretty obvious scam but here's a list of the chat messages.
-RICK: heyy
MaxDaMafia: Sup
-RICK: ThatGuy77X here
-RICK: using this acc atm
MaxDaMafia: Oh shidd, why the change?
-RICK: Really dont want this info leaked I have a friend quitting torn and has 6.8b on him which i am gonna get from hi..I need to take the money on me ..and need to disperse it..Can you let me use your account for 15 mins? I mean ill need emai land pass for 15 mins...ill save 3.8b on your account ..And you know you can trust me not sending directly but i have a secure way so need to use it myself...ill give ya 1B for helping
MaxDaMafia: Crazy man, drop me a message on discord
-RICK: Am at friend place and dont have access thats why i made this new acc for it lol...will soon self ban this one too for safety
-RICK: impersonation is illegal anyways lol
MaxDaMafia: Dont have access to discord?
-RICK: can you add me to friend disc ?
MaxDaMafia: But you're on torn, you can use discord on mobile or computer
-RICK: yeah its on my pc lol
MaxDaMafia: Just use our Discord group that we talk in?
-RICK: and i cant login without email coformation
MaxDaMafia: So all I need to do is give you my username and pass yeah?
-RICK: for 10 mins yeah
Just for people to be aware, already reported it, hope nobody falls for this.
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Great trade, wanted to sell some drugs and went down to the local orphanage to get this done (They're gullible) only to find it on fire. At this point I watched ILuna76 dive into the burning building, saving every single orphan in the place and all of their (very few) prized possessions.
As soon as the last orphan was safe he immediately began building a new, state of the art auto adoption orphanage with environmentally friendly power generation modelled after the solar system he developed (and gave away the designs for publicly) for their self-funded no kill animal shelter. After this they bought all of my drugs from me for a great price to save anyone else from having to do it. Would trade with again 100%
Opened a trade with this guy, not only did he pay 300% of market value and hugely buffed my bank account, he also set up a investment and pensions account for me to guarantee financial freedom for me and my families future. He managed to get me into the right stocks, and arrange a better mortgage rate on my 4 bed semi. Absolute hero of a Man, invited him to my vow renewal but he was too busy saving orphans from a burning building, still showed up late though. 15/7 would bang.
Was standing over the edge of a bridge, looking over a burning orphanage while my Dad was dying in hospital, saw this guy talk me down from the edge, get me a promotion at work that solved all of my problems, dived down and put the fire out in the orphanage with his megasized bladder and colossal wang, and as he finished that he swooped away and unstabbed my dad. 13/10 would sell again
Precisely this, knew it was a fake at the start, just wanted to make it easily bannable and unable to deny it.
No problem man, im here for you, sending all my hot, sweaty love <3
(Admins dealt with it pretty fast, awesome response time)
(Admins dealt with it pretty fast, awesome response time)
Some people just suck, and not in the Street walker way^
Just making this hoping to minimise any possible damage by this prick.
Its a pretty obvious scam but here's a list of the chat messages.
-RICK: heyy
MaxDaMafia: Sup
-RICK: ThatGuy77X here
-RICK: using this acc atm
MaxDaMafia: Oh shidd, why the change?
-RICK: Really dont want this info leaked I have a friend quitting torn and has 6.8b on him which i am gonna get from hi..I need to take the money on me ..and need to disperse it..Can you let me use your account for 15 mins? I mean ill need emai land pass for 15 mins...ill save 3.8b on your account ..And you know you can trust me not sending directly but i have a secure way so need to use it myself...ill give ya 1B for helping
MaxDaMafia: Crazy man, drop me a message on discord
-RICK: Am at friend place and dont have access thats why i made this new acc for it lol...will soon self ban this one too for safety
-RICK: impersonation is illegal anyways lol
MaxDaMafia: Dont have access to discord?
-RICK: can you add me to friend disc ?
MaxDaMafia: But you're on torn, you can use discord on mobile or computer
-RICK: yeah its on my pc lol
MaxDaMafia: Just use our Discord group that we talk in?
-RICK: and i cant login without email coformation
MaxDaMafia: So all I need to do is give you my username and pass yeah?
-RICK: for 10 mins yeah
Just for people to be aware, already reported it, hope nobody falls for this.
Its a pretty obvious scam but here's a list of the chat messages.
-RICK: heyy
MaxDaMafia: Sup
-RICK: ThatGuy77X here
-RICK: using this acc atm
MaxDaMafia: Oh shidd, why the change?
-RICK: Really dont want this info leaked I have a friend quitting torn and has 6.8b on him which i am gonna get from hi..I need to take the money on me ..and need to disperse it..Can you let me use your account for 15 mins? I mean ill need emai land pass for 15 mins...ill save 3.8b on your account ..And you know you can trust me not sending directly but i have a secure way so need to use it myself...ill give ya 1B for helping
MaxDaMafia: Crazy man, drop me a message on discord
-RICK: Am at friend place and dont have access thats why i made this new acc for it lol...will soon self ban this one too for safety
-RICK: impersonation is illegal anyways lol
MaxDaMafia: Dont have access to discord?
-RICK: can you add me to friend disc ?
MaxDaMafia: But you're on torn, you can use discord on mobile or computer
-RICK: yeah its on my pc lol
MaxDaMafia: Just use our Discord group that we talk in?
-RICK: and i cant login without email coformation
MaxDaMafia: So all I need to do is give you my username and pass yeah?
-RICK: for 10 mins yeah
Just for people to be aware, already reported it, hope nobody falls for this.
Good trade, fast action, great prices, got some free feet pics with it, 10 toes/10 would reccomend
Decent prices and sends noods for any occasion, want some Christmas themed ones, easy, wanna see some easter feet, he's got you covered, feeling a bit spicy and want some culturally appropriate poses, he's got at least a gig of it on tap. Great guy, 12/10 would order noods again
Great friendly guy, replies fast, and has a HELLA massive Wanger, this guy is packing some SCHMEAT 24/7
Said he had a big pp, was not lying/10. Plus prices are pretty spicy
Great guy, Solid trade, has an absolutely MASSIVE Donger, not afraid to swing their heavy SCHMEAT.
Banging trader, great prices, has some Weighty Schmeat, like a forearm glued to his lower torso. 10/10 would yeet stuff their way
The Dukes of Hazzard
Legit great trader, might have his kids at some point not decided yet
Goose Juice - You'll fly south for winter without even realising it!
Damp Valley - The only Damp Valley in Torn that's STD free!* (*Probably)
Crocozade - Wrestle alligators like Irwin! (Does not work for Stingrays)
Damp Valley - The only Damp Valley in Torn that's STD free!* (*Probably)
Crocozade - Wrestle alligators like Irwin! (Does not work for Stingrays)
Adwarf walks into a whorehouse with a Honeycomb and a donkey
Madame: What can we do for you?
Dwarf: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Dwarf: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Dwarf: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Dwarf: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
Madame: What can we do for you?
Dwarf: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Dwarf: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Dwarf: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Dwarf: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!