Are you looking for a young enthusiastic worker to take your company to the next level? Considering stepping down from a management position to work on your golf swing? I am your guy!
I may have beginner stats but wouldn't it be nice to have a fresh set of eyes and somebody with no bad habits instilled by previous crappy bosses to deal with?
My resume should speak for itself and entice you to off me a high quality job in exchange for high quality work.
Objective:
To acquire a position at a company that is willing to pay me more than I deserve and expect slightly above average performance.
Education:
I was voted best finger painter in my third year of kindergarten.
I passed my drivers ed class and so did the person that I was copying the answers off of.
I was top of my class at Derick Zoolander's School for kids you can't read good and want to learn to do other things good too.
Work History:
I worked 3 months on a Nascar pit crew until and I was told " Your mullet is getting way too bad a$$ and our driver is feeling intimidated".
I was a stay at home Dad for almost a year. I was only fired because my boss found out I am single and don't have any children.
2 Years of experience as a male model. I have been the "before" picture for every natural male enhancement company under the sun. One day I hope to become the "after" picture but I am still far too small to apply for those photo shoots yet.
Currently my in game stats are
I may have beginner stats but wouldn't it be nice to have a fresh set of eyes and somebody with no bad habits instilled by previous crappy bosses to deal with?
My resume should speak for itself and entice you to off me a high quality job in exchange for high quality work.
Objective:
To acquire a position at a company that is willing to pay me more than I deserve and expect slightly above average performance.
Education:
I was voted best finger painter in my third year of kindergarten.
I passed my drivers ed class and so did the person that I was copying the answers off of.
I was top of my class at Derick Zoolander's School for kids you can't read good and want to learn to do other things good too.
Work History:
I worked 3 months on a Nascar pit crew until and I was told " Your mullet is getting way too bad a$$ and our driver is feeling intimidated".
I was a stay at home Dad for almost a year. I was only fired because my boss found out I am single and don't have any children.
2 Years of experience as a male model. I have been the "before" picture for every natural male enhancement company under the sun. One day I hope to become the "after" picture but I am still far too small to apply for those photo shoots yet.
Currently my in game stats are
- Manual Labor:6
- Intelligence:2
- Endurance:4