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!!! PSA FOR NOOBS !!! · · 20 likes

I don’t care that you don’t care.  This post sound like a whole lotta bitching not to be confused with whatever the fuck everything else you typed out was supposed to be. 

 

here is a playlist classic ! I think you’ll really like this one tbh

New Parcel Idea · · 0 likes

An item that when gifted gives E as opposed to takes away. Unsure of the numbers but I kinda liked the thought of something called a Joy Box ! Essentially a glittery and silly string fun filled surprise showering you in a faintly sickening but sweet citrus like odor. The box itself is packed to the brim with adorations and cheesy positive sayings. 

 

I feel this might make horse heads a bit funnier/methodical ? Ya never know just what you’ll get and the instance is sortve immediately? Idk. Made me laugh as I thought about. 

R6 Friend Finder · · 0 likes

Idk if this is already created but I love R6 and love hopping into a game with a full team. I’m on PS4 feel free to add me and we can get some games in ! Forsaken-Royal-T. I also play all CODs. BFV and BF4 and finally I enjoy the new Breakpoint. Hit me up and lets hit it off !

Sticks and Stones and all that crap · · 0 likes

I just wanna know what some of the funniest threats you have gotten wether from the player or the faction tied to said accounts. Some people really have a way with words and others . . . Well

Recent archived posts

Yer Da slagging thread ·

Yer da chews his shirt collars 

1 Egg, 4 merits ( and a free stat spy i guess ) ·

Congrats ! 🫵🏻🙂‍↔️🫴🏻 not bad for a tree loving orange monster 

Happy Fathers Day Torn City Dads · · 1 like

Literally my exact plan 🫵🏻🥰 great minds eh ?

Happy fucking fathers day · · 2 likes

Happy Fathers Day man ! Hope your day is full of soaking in every moment they go by fast 🫵🏻🥰 I know mine are still young and yet it feels like just yesterday I was carrying my baby girls through the hospital hallway back home for the first time ❤️ Stay DILFy 

If Hawaii and Japan had plushies what do you think they would be? ·

Could we just have like a Kaiju Plushie ? For Japan of course. And then for Hawaii maybe a blue alien plushie as a throwback to stitch 

How much would it take for you to scam your faction? ·

for the INFERNAL MACHINE ? Nothing. Been there for a small amount of tile but that community is great and you can’t beat that kind of bond.  🥰🫴🏻❤️

!!! PSA FOR NOOBS !!! · · 20 likes

I don’t care that you don’t care.  This post sound like a whole lotta bitching not to be confused with whatever the fuck everything else you typed out was supposed to be. 

 

here is a playlist classic ! I think you’ll really like this one tbh

New Parcel Idea ·

An item that when gifted gives E as opposed to takes away. Unsure of the numbers but I kinda liked the thought of something called a Joy Box ! Essentially a glittery and silly string fun filled surprise showering you in a faintly sickening but sweet citrus like odor. The box itself is packed to the brim with adorations and cheesy positive sayings. 

 

I feel this might make horse heads a bit funnier/methodical ? Ya never know just what you’ll get and the instance is sortve immediately? Idk. Made me laugh as I thought about. 

Lets See Who Has Rare Usernames In The Comments ·

I know I’m safe 🫡💪I am unique damnit

Fedded Archives · · 3 likes

It’s a shame that it got this far. He as well as many others seem to mistake the anonymity of TORN as a pass to be cruel and just outright be vile to others.  I always felt there was a line that was often crossed and many times seemed to be encouraged by others around them. I get this game is a place of degeneracy and mischief but when banter ceases to be banter and divulges into cruelty ? I’m glad to see it handled. Hope this gives more a chance  pause in how they treat others. 

Torn Tales for a Lonely Birthday Giveaway Inside ·

Happy Birthday ! I hope you enjoy the heck out of it. 

my favorite part of torn is the DUMP I love the low stakes searching and seeing if I can turn a profit off of nothing. 

wildest zTORN moment was probably the first time I saw a dirty thumbs ripped. The scramble after that was cool to see. 

my most special is meeting my in game wife Liz I ended up making.an amazing friend that I have had the Priceline of seeing chase her dreams and be a badass overall. 

Torn 4 Life recruiting 1m+ r ·

Hey are you guys actively recruiting ?

HAKA | 12m | Diamond RW 00% | 18% Steadfast | 500m BS+ ·

Hey are you guys still recruiting ?

The People's Mugger [GIVEAWAY] ·

I don’t know if I believe him. I have a sneaking suspicion he has one of my bloody twenties stuffed in his wallet ! 

Samaritan's Giveaway ·

Well I can’t wait to see who all wins and what they win and hopefully I am in that number LOL best of luck everybody ! 

R6 Friend Finder ·

Idk if this is already created but I love R6 and love hopping into a game with a full team. I’m on PS4 feel free to add me and we can get some games in ! Forsaken-Royal-T. I also play all CODs. BFV and BF4 and finally I enjoy the new Breakpoint. Hit me up and lets hit it off !

Sticks and Stones and all that crap ·

I just wanna know what some of the funniest threats you have gotten wether from the player or the faction tied to said accounts. Some people really have a way with words and others . . . Well

Can Slogan Competition ·

Damp Valley - For those hard to climb mountains
Crocozade - Just Crocodoodle do it
Goose Juice - What left from the pan straight to your hand !