Pinguux: forum

🧊Welcome to the iglu! 🏔️

Restocking a faction? Hoardering as much as you can for a rainy day? Just need the meds for a war?

🩸Bloods/💉meds/🍺alcohol/💊drugs/💣temps 

It's a one stop shop, making it easy for you to stock up and get back to playing ☺️ Willing to do trades also! 

💲🔥My baazar💲🔥

Always mug free and traded 1000s of times / top 500 in baazar sales in torn / trusted by other major traders 💜

Please leave feedback if you've traded with me ☺️🙏

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Dislikes-

Jakejrxl - salty because he lost all his money on RR 😂

Elitetrades - scammer and is salty because I disliked a post 😂

Hello everyone 🐧 

Your favourite penguin is here to let you all know I got top 100 in atleast one category! 

Karma ofcourse! 😏

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This has been a long time coming, took me over a year and some blood, sweat and tears..

To start I wanna thank all the supporters, my friends and especially my faction for putting up with my penguin behind this whole entire time..

My faction has put up with my crap for over a year now and I'm so proud of them all for growing and pushing themselves! Onwards and upwards my fellow pirates! 🦜 

You all mean so much to me and I couldn't have done it without any of you to be honest.. 💜 

Pestilence101 thank you for pushing me over the edge! 💜

Nannerz / Thelasttemplar / Smitty / Drudger / Mistress_Kryn / Threebills / Pestilence101 / Vladdragul / Dexo, you've all put up with my shenanigans and my damn forums for so long, I appreciate everything you do and il never forget your commitment to PR 💜 

Ben_hagen / HOLUX / -Beesus- / Joeskull / Aaassh / Shooby / Omanpx / Sporkmonkey / Beerstein / Superior- / Qara / anyone I've missed because there it too many of you, you've all made me push myself to be a better forum personality and push for something which I didn't think was really possible, you all have amazing qualitys and I still aspire to be anything like any of you to be honest 👏 

Now onto the fun part..

To all my haters, I'm sure you'll be in here dropping a dislike or commenting..

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Thank you for all the hatred you bring towards me..

Thanks for all the karma..

Thank you for all the drama especially, that's where I'm really in my element 😉

You know who you are, I won't be naming these people as they all have me living rent free up in there tiny little brains 🧠 

Thank you for helping me realises that I can do this no matter how much you try and stop me, no matter how much you kill my happiness or threaten me or my friends, your insignificant and you'll always stay that way 👏 

Finally I won't go on too long because otherwise everyone is gonna think I'm turning into meanmike (this is a joke don't beat me up) 👀🤣 

I'm gonna do some dividends for the best memes! 

Give me your best! I want them Torn related and can be about anything in the last year, make me laugh, make me angry if you want but the best memes you got..

Ben_hagen I swear to god, don't you dare! 👀

Also who's sending me this invite to this secret discord server? 🤫

Dividends will be cans / alcohol and other goodies I've made from Christmas town so I got alot to hand out! Let's have some fun 😊 

Lastly as I said in punchbags quite a bit.. NOOT NOOT! 🐧 

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I thought id start us off with a absolute classic..

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Edit - dividends list! 

00:29:26 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to EvilAsura

00:29:34 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to PhoqueYou

00:38:38 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to -Beesus-

01:12:20 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to topace103

01:12:28 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to topace103

01:12:39 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Dexo

01:13:35 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to The_Virginian

01:14:05 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to Avery

10:39:50 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Trap40

10:40:07 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Malgarth

10:40:25 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to VladDragul

10:41:09 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Salfatore

10:41:20 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of X-MASS to Ben_Hagen

12:14:59 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to pestilence101

12:23:03 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Robbo

12:50:48 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Drocan

12:51:00 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to FINAL-YEAR

13:16:19 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to TheLastTemplar

13:17:59 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Tersia83

13:18:08 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Smitty

15:00:51 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to lockup

15:01:04 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Gambitxr

15:01:12 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Oakmont

15:56:17 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Rockstar Rudolph to ANG3L with the message: Best I can do I'm afraid ;)

15:56:40 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Ben_Hagen with the message: Making me laugh too much ;)

15:56:52 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Fenrir_

15:57:12 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to LadyVoldemort

16:12:37 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to topace103 with the message: Gonna break the penguin bank at this rate ;)

16:17:11 - 29/12/25 You sent a Box of Tissues to DavidDJ with the message: Clearly you need these more than me..

19:22:45 - 29/12/25 You sent some Vicodin to DavidDJ with the message: Take a chill pill, I bet your fun at party's..

19:24:06 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to RichardCranium with the message: Everyone starts somewhere! :)

19:24:22 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to rainbowcatmeow

19:24:42 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Babyjesus666 with the message: Keep going!

19:25:01 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to AtomicGarou

19:25:19 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to SeanyP

19:26:08 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Lemonaade

19:26:20 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Piffaron

19:26:56 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Quarternionic

19:27:11 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to -Bald-Ronin-

19:28:02 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to BiggusRichardus

19:27:43 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Crunchyboy

19:28:41 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Quackor

19:28:56 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to ischuo

20:38:50 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to GLockk

20:38:57 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to pussy

20:39:09 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Adaline

21:06:08 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to ChefH2o with the message: I'm gonna smother you in your sleep ;)

21:47:05 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to Aritra29

21:47:28 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Rockstar Rudolph to Chirrut_Imwe

21:47:52 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to LaQen

21:48:15 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to BrainPiccolo

22:20:00 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Chris5295

22:23:19 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Stylese

23:21:14 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to smithforrest

23:21:27 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to finally

23:21:43 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Pugsandwich

23:22:04 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to MattMeeple

23:22:11 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to weak

23:22:37 - 29/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to Ecroferia

00:53:39 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to FidelCashflow

00:53:51 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to A_random_guy

00:54:21 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to IMEZI

13:33:07 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Leo_Deodand

13:43:55 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Anomalousman

13:44:13 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to DeGerg

13:44:37 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to XPECT8

13:44:51 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Snake-Jailbird

13:45:08 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Yaminos

13:45:26 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Goose Juice to Hitman4747

13:45:42 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to closeyourlaptop

13:45:56 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Champ0001

13:46:10 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Duece26rocks

13:46:31 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to DarthGump

13:46:55 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Dig-Bick-Fred

13:47:33 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to Zanz

13:47:47 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Whitebeard

13:48:12 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Vsirl005

13:48:27 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Rick-Grimes

13:48:44 - 30/12/25 You sent a Can of Munster to DonWinters

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We are a war faction first, activity and striving to be a strong team is what we are aiming for here, we are a family 🫡

We are always looking for more active players to join our pirate family!

80/20 on RW wars which in gold/plat are gonna be amazing payouts! War hits (100% RW)/assists (80% RW)🫡 (war twice a month)

We never term wars, never cap hits, we will fight every war and enjoy the fight, if your a active fighter come join us! 

Faction perks

11/12% gym gains!

Reduces drug addiction gain by 50%

Reduces risk of overdose by 30%

Reduces the side effects of drugs and increases addiction mitigation by 30%

48 hours booster time!

50% bonus e from cans or max bonus nerve from alcohol! 

8% crime xp / skill gain / 5 extra nerve! 

2 travel capacity!

Free meds/beers/Candy's at all times 🍭🍺🩸

Have oc 2.0 unlocked and will be doing good splits (1/2/3 are faction funds, 4/10 onwards its a even split members in oc and faction) 🫡

Faction banking, always safe and secure 🔐 

Always gonna be traders available as we are all gonna be trading between ourselves in torn/discord, so anything you need at anytime ☺️🙏

Also amazing discord custom made with loads of plugins, competitions and more, come aboard! 🦜

Amoury full of warlords/revits and armours to use and even more being brought all the time! (25b worth and always getting more!)

Activity is more important to us than stats, if your very active on this game, this faction wants you! 👀

Also leadership opportunitys, work with me and we can make this a amazing place to be ☺️😉

Amazing people and always welcome people who need a hand learning also 🙏☺️

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What We Expect

• Activity: Multiple logins daily, advance notice for absences over 24 hours

• Drugs & Energy: Minimum 2× Xanax trained daily, adjust for war/chain needs

• War & Chains: 2% minimum contribution in both; follow all orders; revives off; self-hospitalize when idle; no unapproved travel during war

• Account Status: Active Donator, Private Island, Level 15+, 100k+ total battle stats (growth plan if under)

• Coordination: TornStats required and Discord strongly encouraged; present in Discord during chains/wars; no lone-wolf hits that break coordination

• Behaviour: No selling losses, scamming, or public drama ; respect leadership calls; keep banter friendly with opponents

• Faction Growth: Train consistently; join OCs promptly (be 60+ in your role); be in Torn when OCs kick off

• Real Life First: Emergencies happen - just let leadership know as soon as possible

🎉 Achievements 🎉 

185k Respect / First chain - 250 completed! - 9/11/24

Second chain - 500 completed! - 18/11/24

200k respect and first RW win together! - 27/11/24

1000 chain unlocked -1000 completed! - 16/12/24

2500 chain unlocked, first Gold RW win! - 08/01/25

Entered Plat! (4-0 last wars) - 8/02/25 

270k Respect / 2.5k completed! - 15/02/25

285k respect / First Plat win! - 22/03/25

20b+ Faction Armoury - 01/04/25

300k respect total! - 14/04/25

First Plat 3 victory and 370k respect! - 14/06/25

Moved to 810k shell / loads of new members! - 26/06/25

1m respect! - 02/01/26

1.5m respect! - 19/04/26

Port Royal, the journey so far..

1 year of Port Royal Achievements!

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Co-Leader - Pestilence101

Grand Admiral - Smitty

Captains - Nannerz / Dexo / Vladdragul / Smitty / Threebills 

Port Royal

Brand new warlord and Rw weapons renting service for faction leaders and people wanting to maybe help with a ranked war, need a little more fire power? 😉

Every weapon will come with a collateral cost and a rent cost, the collateral is to cover me if something goes wrong, I will only accept collateral that I deem to be worthy (money 💰 / se 🛹 / fhc 🎫 / xanax 💊 Preferably) other methods will be considered, final judgement is mine 🫡

Staff / Committee members get 2b worth without collateral 🫡💜

Also please come back and check now and then, this list will expand and I will keep adding more wares 😊

I also am willing to part with weapons so if you'd like to make a offer on any please do 💰 

1m/4m daily cost

Warlord

Mp5 16% warlord - 225m collateral 

Ak47 15% warlord - 350m collateral 

Motivation 

Mp5 15% motivation - 60m collateral 

Tmp 16% motivation - 70m collateral 

Tmp 18% motivation  - 90m collateral 

Mp5k 15% motivation - 60m collateral

Eviscerate 

Spear 18% eviscerate - 130m collateral 

Samurai sword 16% eviscerate - 260m collateral

Benelli shotgun 15% eviscerate - 100m collateral 

Plunder 

Claymore sword 20% plunder - 150m collateral 

Execute

Barretta 17% execute - 75m collateral 

Springfield 1911 16% execute - 75m collateral 

Ruger 57 16% execute- 75m collateral 

Desert Eagle 16% execute - 75m collateral 

Also available

Axe 58% Roshambo 43.51/58.18 156.83% - 90m collateral 

4m/7.5m daily cost

Revitalise 

Thompson 11% revitalise - 400m collateral 

Thompson 11% revitalise - 400m collateral 

Bushmaster 10% revitalise - 500m collateral 

Mp5 navy 10% revitalise - 300m collateral 

Warlord 

M4a1 18% warlord - 550m collateral 

Vector 17% warlord - 400m collateral 

Ithaca 37 18% warlord - 350m collateral

7.5m/9m daily

Hammers

Dual Hammers 71.78/55 quality 27.79% - 1.4b collateral 

Prices to be discussed

Armour

Riot set - 600m collateral 

Riot set - 600m collateral 

Assault set - 1b collateral 

Assault set - 1b collateral 

Vanguard full set - 18b collateral 

The more you borrow off me the more more likely I am to do a deal, your money will always be safe also 🫡🙂

Always honest and transparent 😌🪟

Also if you'd like to see any of the weapons I can provide screenshot for each 😊

Time to give your ranked opponents huge regret they matched with you, come and talk and we can make a deal! 😉

Dislikes - 1 was a genuine mistake 🫡 / 999 disliked 175 of my posts 🤷😂

Bump 🐧 

I heard DN is a really nasty one..

He scammed me and my friends outta alot of cash 😭 

Please help 🙏 

Bump 🐧 

Hate seeing my beautiful factions name on this damn list..

Empresss had issues prior but we assumed it was just banking issues and they was resolved with Torn and let outta fed early..

We gave benefit of the doubt..

Now we see that shouldn't of been the case, it's pretty clear they had kingess / kingress01 also as multis which shocks and appauls us..

They said they got fedded because they went on holiday which I thought was fucking hilarious.. 

After doing some digging we found this..

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At Port we don't accept scammers / Cheaters or people who break tos and the moment the war is over they will be removed from our ranks and never to return 👏 

Shocking behaviour and thank you staff for helping bring this to the light..

Edit - 17:24:45 - 01/10/26 You were sent $1 from someone with the message: Why do you keep protecting cheaters

I see whoever messaged me this has NO BOLLOCKS, how about you man the fuck up and message me directly then? 🤡 

It says in our actual rules that anyone breaks tos is not welcome with us and we pride ourselves on keeping a clean house, that cannot be said about alot of factions in Torn so maybe whoever sent that should look inward.. 👀 

Bump 🐧 

Imagine being a faction scammer and being this broke..

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Just like to mention in all of my posts I was talking about the new ranked war system / I did apologise about being slightly off topic in the first one as I don't like to overshadow what I consider to be a good forum thread / place for people to discuss issues and problems for the new ranked war system..

No karma farming was intended but it just happens when you post the truth 🤷

IL show respect when I'm also shown respect d3vl but it's clear bob is not capable 👀 

Anyways id like to wish my next ranked war oppenents good luck and we will see what everyone thinks about our next ranked war either way 🐧👀

The system seems to be working the way it was intended also from what I can see 😏

Bump 🐧 

And who has your leash? Cause if they don't get a tighter grip of your bitch ass, your whole faction/friends/group will be drowning in shit soon

Pass that along like the good ******* dog you are. I'd reccommed you know what is going on before talking shit out of your mouth, cause you are writing a check your factions ass might not cash 🙂

"From time to time"

Just a nice way to put it wasn't working I guess 👀 

My faction has been in plat for over a year now so 👏 

Also..

D3vl you sure you don't have any drama or ego? 👀🤣🤣

You might wanna chat with your newest member..

Someone has to protect this poor little baby 🍼

Bump 🐧 

Keep spouting bullshit and crying on the forums 🤡 

O look at that..

Definitely a fake plat 3 faction is facing a diamond faction now..

Do me and everyone else a favour and shut the fuck up 👏 

Also keep my factions name outta your mouth from now on..

Looking forward to this matchup this week, sorry about the derail everyone, carry on 🐧 

Edit - "congrats on your randomly found coordination and team work exactly as the system changed. Impeccable timing and congrats you warriors lol"

You have no idea how much time and energy my faction has put into becoming the faction we are today, we may have never had a win streak like this but it's 100% deserved and earned, trying to take away the effort of my members and team is down right disgraceful and to be quite honest with you, you can suck my left nut..

You know NOTHING about us and I can't wait to fuck with you to the max from now on, you know fuck all about ranked Warring, you don't run a faction or even help lead one, you've been in here complaining about how your faction is being given harder oppenents and then you run away like a little scared girl to d3vl's faction because it was too hard for you clearly..

You have no backbone or integrity clearly and you don't stand for shit, so as I said before keep my factions name outta your dirty mouth 👄

Edit X2 - might wanna change that profile picture now you've ran off with your tail in-between your legs like the pussy you are 👋 

Bump 🐧 

Bump 🐧 

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Bump 🐧