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CHECK YOUR PERKS YA STUPID HEADS · · 15 likes

I was minding my own business when I decided to go on my home page, I was looking at it and found the perks part. This is when I reliased that I had the ability to revive people even though I left my job at the hospital. In order to revive people you have to get the top job at hospital so remember that.

Anyway the moral of the story is to...

Check your perks stoopid

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I could've swore he was Harry Potter Dudley.

CHECK YOUR PERKS YA STUPID HEADS · · 15 likes

I was minding my own business when I decided to go on my home page, I was looking at it and found the perks part. This is when I reliased that I had the ability to revive people even though I left my job at the hospital. In order to revive people you have to get the top job at hospital so remember that.

Anyway the moral of the story is to...

Check your perks stoopid

Easter Lucky Dip ·

The Easter bunny is a government spy that uses eggs to controll the masses, and oh he's actually Barack Obama underneath.

Creepy Bedtime Stories- Halloween 2019 · · 5 likes

Doot by Smaleract [2344202]

Down south in central South Carolina, there is a city called Torn, where the biggest employment is in crime. I've done my share of crime and jailt time. A few pickpocketing here and a mugging there. Sure, when your a crinmal in place where crime is high, nothing can scare you, unless this happens to you.

It all started back at the begining of the month or was it last week? I was walking home when I spotted a gun, a degal. I was sort of an scavenger, what ever I found sold. So I decided to pick it up and sell it tomorrow. I picked it up and a horrible vision fell down on me. A girl screaming at a guy with this exact gun, and him brutally shooting her. He looks at me, a skull mask hiding his face, he utters, "Doot." The vision ends. I stand there shocked. The same gun in my hand, blood somehow got on the muzzle of the gun. I didn't know what to do. I decided to just go home. I placed the gun onto my night stand, and whent to sleep.

I was visited by the same skull-faced man in my dreams the next day. This time I was tied to a chair, but the body wasn't mine. He was weilding an ax. He looks at me and replies, "Doot", and throws the ax at me. I wake up and examing my self, no damage. Then I look up. There's an ax covered with blood above me.

I decided to call this misterious man, the "Doot". The next day I dreamt that I was the Doot. I was in his car, and theres an orphanage at the left side, I have a knife in my hand, I get out of the car and into the orphanage.

I wake up startled, it was too much. The TV misteriouly turns on, nothing but static then news turns on. It's about the masacure at the orphanage. They say that a man with a skull-face is a prim suspect. I got scared and I don't scare easily. But when I looked at the mirror, I had a skull-face. The TV turns to static and a bloody message appears, "We are one..."

Revives: 700k or xanax · · 1 like

Great service and done fast.

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