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Simple Game, post the dumbest things you have done in torn

Here I go first

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JOIN THE PEPE BATTALION

here in the PEPE BATTALLION, we have... Memes?
idk, this was made to poke some fun (no hard intended)
at the crimson


Q: WHY should I Join THE PEPE BATTALION?
A: Absolutely NO reason to join.

Q: WHAT are the benefits of joining THE PEPE BATTALION?
A: Idk, you get to be danker? I dunno.

Q: WHO can join THE PEPE BATTALION?
A: Anybody from the ages 6 or 9 to 69 or 420.

Q: WHERE do I sign up for THE PEPE BATTALION?
A: Just post an image of PEPE below. Any PEPE is ok

Q: WHEN can I join THE PEPE BATTALION?
A: Anytime you want, I dun care.
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RPG=Role Playing Game

RPG GAME= Role Playing Game Game

200 IQ

Here is how the game works,

We are gonna be working together to make a story, any kind of story.
Each post must be a continuation of the post above it.

But here is the twist: You can only use 3 words (no Abrieviations allowed i.e.: "it's really big" = "it is really big")

The person with the most posts till 25/08/19 gets something good (don't expect too much, I'm still a newbie)
(THE STORY SO FAR

The man stood.
Then he sat.
And he found the wet spot on his leg.
Was apparently blood.
So he called his buddy, George.
To help him, To get dry.
but instead, George killed him with a Big Black rock
and then,
Took out his Even BIgger blacker Moonstone to do Anything he wanted.
But stupid Karen Went to the Office and blew George's big black clarinet
and then,
odds were slim that Janet's karate would help her with the small arms she has,
To fight off Georges Big Black clarinet.
And his mother was there, With a bigger Black double bass,
And dropped a Tuba on the floor with a bigger and blacker Unsightly mouthpiece.
Then she yanked the tuba into her mouth and Played a note. It was so Loud it caused Her to regret.
Swallowing it whole, she then farted into George's eyes.
toxic fumes surrounded his bushy face and he coughed blood all over the clarinet and so Karen ran
And jumped into the fireplace like Santa was Awkwardly clinging on to a hose.
She began to weep uncontrollably while demanding to speak to the manager
His name was attackhelicopter the third "Mr. ROFlCopter I"
What do you want, you monster?

THE STORY CONTINUES)

ok, Here we go:



The man stood.

Honestly, this is a good idea.

You get a foot long sub, but also a foot long tumor on your dong.

I wish everyone stays safe in China

Heya! I interested in joining! Any pay will do!

Hello Again.
This is the remastered version of what I did in fun and games.
But somebody suggested me to do it here, as it would get more attention. Staff Edit: I can say it got my attention. Moving it to Fun and Games where it belongs

Story Changing is just a little experiment to see how creative you are. (Im not sure if this count as a game, if it is, please move this to fun and games)

The objective of this experiment is to work together and make a believable story.

The rules are simple, Everyone gets to type FIVE words MAXIMUM.

No double posting.

The theme of the story must be TORN CITY RELATED.


Lets start with:

It was a cold Monday,

. After that, everyone

after that he

pole made from

best prices! safe and sound, R+++

WInner for the story chain is McKenzee [2357243]
You sent some Opium to McKenzee with the message: winner for story chain

(you can keep the chain going tho)

can this post be moved to general?

Depends on education

part 2

...Played a note. It was so Loud it caused Her to regret.

Swallowing it whole, she then farted into George's eyes.
toxic fumes surrounded his bushy face and he coughed blood all over the clarinet and so Karen ran
And jumped into the fireplace like Santa was Awkwardly clinging on to a hose.
She began to Weep uncontrollably while demanding to speak to the manager
His name was attackhelicopter the third "Mr ROFlCopter I"
What, do you want you monster?

(that's four words)


want you monster

thanks for the giveaways!

As Smooth as Butter, or maybe smoother (is butter smooth?)
R++++++++++

so Karen ran

45, duh

blood all over

Simple Game, post the dumbest things you have done in torn

Here I go first

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his bushy face

she then farted