Here is my pet Garbage von Smarbage the III. His parents died, so I gave him a home under my desk. He loves eating trash and his favorite is plastic cups. He is a bit shy so please don't give him too much pressure. Tell him he looks cute or something. I also have another pet named Rocky the eighth, however I can't find him. If I do, I'll post a picture. [image: i.imgur.com]
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Here is my pet Garbage von Smarbage the III. His parents died, so I gave him a home under my desk. He loves eating trash and his favorite is plastic cups. He is a bit shy so please don't give him too much pressure. Tell him he looks cute or something. I also have another pet named Rocky the eighth, however I can't find him. If I do, I'll post a picture. [image: i.imgur.com]
I love you duke. From the moment I laid my eyes on you, to now, I love. I enjoy waking up in the morning and looking into those endlessly pretty eyes reflecting into the ocean. I love it when you slowly penetrate my skin with a taser as i look upon your wrinkly hands with delight. Your abdomen racing forward as you lunge into my belly button. I love it how your 3 strands of hair flow like the wind on a winter morning as you yell your commands at me with that awesomely deep voice. I can hear the mucus bouncing off and inside your throat as you kick the people who dont pay their loans. The amazing sparkle in you eyes and the deep, holy voice you have just have me beg for another one of your commands. Best of all, I love the way you wear your socks. Normally, i would say that people who wear them all the way to the top are un-atractive, but you make it work. I dont know how but no matter what you wear, how you wear it, I looks amazing. No matter what anyone says, you are handsome. God duke, I love you.
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