Granted. Scout from Team fortress 2 appears ,dead , in your closet. there is a news report regarding this. apparently a portal to the tf2 dimension is opened and everyone from that dimension (on the dead scouts team) is now hunting you and will not stop unless you are dead.
Granted, But that is now considered Murder so now all the executioners are prisoners who are sentenced to death..who are then killed by the new executioners. There is now an endless cycle of Death.
I wish that the scientists made a vaccine for the corona virus.
Granted, You get a rundown - semi - working - 50 year old Peel P50 ( look it up ) which breaks down the moment you attempt to get into it. Since you didnt specify how you wanted to get that car, You got it from a shady guy on the corner of a street who stole it from their landlord. said landlord tracks down their car, finds you and finds out you broke then murders you leaving behind no evidence. The landlord was never seen again.