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Ok - I’m in
Same here. Got to be honest - one of the best April Fool jokes in years. Made me laugh even though I would have liked the PI.
It was on November 1st in the year of our Lord 2024 that Elon Musk announced he had successfully taken over Torn MMORPG, a place where he had been using the username [REDACTED] for a number of years.
The door will always be open
I'm in please
Is Duke doing a give away today?
R+
bring tissues and a damaged Terry's chocolate orange
Don’t care who - just score 2 goals please
Yea - I’m going to stick to @Tipster tips from now on
Thanks buddy
The Easter bunny still has not been paid for their role in Donnie Darko.
You received a Book : Going Back For More and a Six Pack of Energy Drink for being a subscriber
That replaces the drinks I used on the chain to some extent - which is a win.
That replaces the drinks I used on the chain to some extent - which is a win.
Macbeth
This may not be a valid event but it really does feel like Lesley's wheels are bogus. I have made multiple audio recordings of the clicking noises and they speed up and slow down just like a real wheel would not do. That's all really though.
What is brown and sticky?
A melted Easter egg
A melted Easter egg
10:36:01 - 25/12/2020 You sent 1x Parcel to Lauran with the message: Happy Christmas stranger - have a good one
Retrovirus
Duke AtiHyperMoTards
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through Torn city,
The snow was all yellow,
And, in places, shitty.
The alleys were dark,
Down by the race track,
Where Duke was attempting,
To empty his sack.
Mouser is preying,
To get aftershave,
to impress all the ladies,
At the Torn City rave.
Quacks’ at the airport,
Still waiting to fly,
home for a weekend,
To make children cry.
Is that old Rudolf,
with a single red rose?
No - its just Leslie!
He’s powdered his nose.
And what about Tebbs?
He’s being a good chap,
Bouncing around,
On Santa Claus’ lap.
Anonymous is on,
A top secret mission,
With an elf and a DB,
and some nuclear fission.
Scrouge drops his trousers,
Shouts “last in the shop”,
The weather was cold,
And his joke was a flop.
Have you seen Pewp?
She is stuffing the turkey,
I can just make it out,
Though the windows are murky .
Godpants is saying
“It is all about me,
And a dark windy stable,
And a Xanax’d donkey”
-Slacker- is slacking,
With old Uncle Bill.
Its Junkie’s Christmas,
and he’s having his fill.
At the Torn office party,
There’s Ched and Amanda,
Playing with the copier,
And an orbital sander.
Photographer flashes,
At all who will watch,
With mistletoe hanging,
Just over his crotch.
And then you find Santa,
He’s in Christmas Land.
You slide your wish letter,
Into his hairy hand.
Santa says “PI?
No way.I’m too tight”,
“Happy Christmas to all,
and to all a good night”
when all through Torn city,
The snow was all yellow,
And, in places, shitty.
The alleys were dark,
Down by the race track,
Where Duke was attempting,
To empty his sack.
Mouser is preying,
To get aftershave,
to impress all the ladies,
At the Torn City rave.
Quacks’ at the airport,
Still waiting to fly,
home for a weekend,
To make children cry.
Is that old Rudolf,
with a single red rose?
No - its just Leslie!
He’s powdered his nose.
And what about Tebbs?
He’s being a good chap,
Bouncing around,
On Santa Claus’ lap.
Anonymous is on,
A top secret mission,
With an elf and a DB,
and some nuclear fission.
Scrouge drops his trousers,
Shouts “last in the shop”,
The weather was cold,
And his joke was a flop.
Have you seen Pewp?
She is stuffing the turkey,
I can just make it out,
Though the windows are murky .
Godpants is saying
“It is all about me,
And a dark windy stable,
And a Xanax’d donkey”
-Slacker- is slacking,
With old Uncle Bill.
Its Junkie’s Christmas,
and he’s having his fill.
At the Torn office party,
There’s Ched and Amanda,
Playing with the copier,
And an orbital sander.
Photographer flashes,
At all who will watch,
With mistletoe hanging,
Just over his crotch.
And then you find Santa,
He’s in Christmas Land.
You slide your wish letter,
Into his hairy hand.
Santa says “PI?
No way.I’m too tight”,
“Happy Christmas to all,
and to all a good night”