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Zymurgist [2385147] Level 100 Near~Death NOOD Avenger

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Great Lyrics · · 36 likes

I like a variety of music but certain lyrics can really make my enjoyment of a song much greater. Some lines just continue to rattle around in my head for days at a time. Occasionally a good song can become a great song with the right words. What song lyrics trigger this within you? Feel free to post youtube links if you would like to share. :)

Private Poker Games · · 118 likes

This can't be a new idea but I didn't see it posted in suggestions. I'd like to be able to create a poker game, like one might create a race or a password protected game of RR. I know that this idea may need some refinement. There may be some issues to work out, like too many tables created that are not being used, but if that's a concern I suppose a time limit on a private table could be implemented. Any other ideas out there? Help me brainstorm and upvote please!

Great Lyrics · · 24 likes

Metal chicks get aggro, smoking on the pitch.
Weather's not for leather, nicotine's a bitch.
Goth chicks get restless, fistful of rings.
Photos in the graveyard, such a moody thing.

You a stone cold looker, whether you like it or not!

Great Lyrics · · 23 likes

I'm gonna build a castle out of Goodyear tires
Cinder block and busted doors, that's where I'll retire
Gonna dig a mote, fill it up with ale
Not much of a defence I know but the supply never fails

Woman, please let a poor man be
Let a poor man be
Columbia girl, please, please let a poor man be
Let a poor man be

What do you do for a living in real life? · · 104 likes

I'm a former president. Came here after I got kicked off of Twitter.

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Duck Pageant ·

HAT:  Sailor hat

FACE:  Fake beard

TOP:  Leather jacket

BOTTOM:  Banana Hammock

FEET:  High heels
WEAPON:  Too much tuna!

SKILL:  Typing 3 WPM

 

 

Migration not completed? ·

But was the migration completed?

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

I'll give it a shot. Thanks! 

I am free · · 3 likes

You are NOT free. You are just another cheap merit whore. Don't sell yourself short my slutty friend!

Newspaper clarification · · 1 like

.....still probably has a penis....



....like everyone else that plays torn....



Just kidding Eichiy! <3



...not joking about the rest of you tho.....

How did you find torn? · · 3 likes

I was snaking a drain at a truck stop. Found it in the muck. After a couple of years here I am now unemployed and I think I somehow regained my virginity.

i false accused someone of being a groomer help ·

The most likely scenario here is that you were accidentally correct. Your dumb luck may have just saved society from another sociopath. Or maybe it wasn't luck at all and just dumb.

how did you come up with your torn username · · 2 likes

All of the good names were taken.

$1 madness ·

12:57:00 - 12/05/23 You bought 1x Flash Grenade on -420-'s bazaar at $1 each for a total of $1

I will think of you next time I flash someone. Thanks!

Non Christian Community Events · · 4 likes

I hear you and don't feel that I am discriminating against any religious beliefs when I say that:

These are not religious holidays! These are commercial holidays as celebrated in the US and many other parts of the world. Corporations created the Easter bunny and the mass creation of debt that occurs every December. I don't see any where in Torn where baby Jesus (my favorite Jesus) is even mentioned. So I don't believe creating new religious events is necessary. Although I would be in favor of a new event to celebrate the many atheists in Torn. Where's our holiday?

Free Xanax POLL Closed · · 1 like

I voted. Have you hit 200 yet? Look forward to seeing the exhibit next time I visit Portland. Keep it weird!

Best Pizza Debate · · 2 likes

Who is only looking at pizza? Pizza is not to be ogled. It is to be consumed, like a warm cheesy lover on a moonlit evening!

Great Lyrics · · 1 like

Por favor, dejenme
O voy a enloquecer
No soy quien para ser
Todo lo que soy
Algo ha cambiado
Que alucinado, quiero vivir
Voy a ver, nacer el sol
En medio del camino
Y tambien voy a nacer
De acuerdo a mi destino

1B CASH GIVEAWAY ·

Beer monies!

Best Pizza Debate · · 3 likes

Once again Detroit is overlooked. There's a reason Detroit style pizza is becoming known world wide.

#detroitvseverybody

Special ammo egg launcher. · · 1 like

Faberge eggs. Hollow point. Imagine getting hit with one of those at high velocity!



pirate

What's Their Name Mean? · · 3 likes

A luxury car with a lisp.

Great Lyrics · · 1 like

They don't know how old I am
They found armor in my belly
From the sixteenth century
Conquistador, I think
They don't know how old I am
They found armor in my belly
Passion out of machine revving tension
Lashing out at machine revving tension
Rushing by the machine revving tension

Morning broke out the backside of a truck-stop
The end of a line a real, rainbow-likening, luck stop
Where you could say I became chronologically f**ked up
Put ten bucks in just to get the tank topped off

Then I found a place, it's dark and it's rotted
It's a cool, sweet kinda place
Where the coppers won't spot it
And I destroyed the map, I even thought I forgot it
However, everyday I'm dumping the body

It'd be better for us if you don't understand
It'd be better for me if you don't understand
Yeah

And I found a place, it's dark and it's rotted
It's a cool, sweet kinda place
Where the coppers won't spot it
And I destroyed the map that I'd carefully dotted
However, everyday I'm dumping the body

It'd be better for us if you don't understand
It'd be better for us if you don't understand
It'd be better for me if you don't understand

Let me out

Great Lyrics · · 1 like

I had a memory and lost it
And pretend that that's cathartic
Have a tendency to promise shit
That I can not accomplish
Like the energy to take the garbage
Out of my apartment
I'm the enemy of progress
I just wanna be discarded
The rain that's burying Manhattan
Is crystal clear
The punishments that I imagine
Are all severe

We're never having fun
The work is never done
We're never having fun
The work is never done

I had a memory and lost it
And pretend that that's cathartic
Have a tendency to promise shit
That I can not accomplish
Like the energy to take the garbage
Out of my apartment
I'm the enemy of progress
I just wanna be discarded

We're never having fun
The work is never done
We're never having fun
The work is never done
We're never having fun
The work is never done
We're never having fun
The work is never done

Detroit: become human. Best game so far. · · 1 like

I'm intrigued. Is there a lot of dialog in this game? I'm trying to learn Spanish and am looking to immerse myself in the language in multiple ways. Like hanging out in Mexicantown. ;)