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The game is working as intended... the barrier to entry is learning to stay under the radar of folks who can crush you any time it is worth their time/effort to do so.

please put this one out of its misery... :p



If you dare, nominate players and factions for the prestigious daily cry hard award...

Edit: if you don't dare you can msg me so I can relate your nomination anonymously - if I'm feeling brave/foolish enough. Obviously, votes on nominees will decide the victor.

Torn's Hidden Problem

The latest gossip in the newspaper suggests that Torn has rampant ED. First, revealing this private information publicly is simply uncalled for. I'm sure Torn denizens are now suffering from emotional distress (another ED) as of this outing. Not to mention, the same article suggests early discharge. Such public shaming of our beloved city and citizenry cannot be allowed to stand.

I suggest we conduct a letter to the editor campaign to rectify the situation:

- We must rigidly demand stiff penalties be applied to the newspaper staff for their blatant insensitivity.
- We should erect a huge phallus on the city map to inject a virile public image to neighboring communities.
- An anonymous faction has suggested Torn play "The Stroke" in public areas to support direct public action.
- Our non-scientific polling found that citizen members would swell with pride if appropriate meds were added to our drug supply.

The short and the long of it is that we need all hands pulling for Torn in order to return our long-held pride and demonstrate our unrivalled fecundity.

Finally, rise up, stand tall, and together we can unleash our engorged fury on those spreading these malicious rumors.

7* Meat warehouse: passive 50% reduction in crime experience penalties... good for merit hunters wanting to get riskier crime merits!

Paying 100k per day for 3000+ work stats + online daily and low addiction.

Not a lot of nominees. Looks like SA is unanimously chosen for the inaugural Cry Hard award. Congrats!

Oops, almost forgot, looks like pops wins top solo honors for bot hunter angst.

I have an employee moving on due to changing goals... if you have decent stats apply.

*NO VACANCY*

7* Meat warehouse passive 50% reduction in crime experience penalties, +10 nerve, and job points convert to nerve...
a place good for merit hunters wanting to get riskier crime merits!

Looking for someone online daily and managing addiction levels.

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=89829

bump

Just make respect expenditures "permanent" so it can't be reallocated. This can be adjusted to enable"retraining" by allowing a percentage of respect to be reclaimed -- so, penalties for switching but not impossible if you want to "waste" respect each time.

bump

Paying 100k per day for 3000+ work stats + online daily and low addiction.

bump, hiring again... good for crime merit hunters.

Two spots available.

6* Meat warehouse: passive 50% reduction in crime experience penalties... passive +10 nerve... good for merit hunters wanting to get those riskier crime merits!

I have a spot opening up in a day or two.. and another one approx a week later.

Meat warehouse: passive 50% reduction in crime experience penalties... good for merit hunters wanting to get those riskier crime merits!

Bump,

I can't pick just one... when it comes to pizza I'm polyamorous.

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Barbarella?

If you are considering awareness make sure to pair it with a job in a company that gives you awareness.

Looking to replace another inactive employee.

Are we working our way to "feel good Friday" or something here?

Folks who've always been seeing 1s page load times are probably quietly jumping up and down about having a level playing field.

yay, political trolling, how could that go wrong?

You see, the fact I won't be able to play in the DB realm for some huge amount of time is an inconvenience. That level of attainment is a goal.

Inconveniences in the administrative realm -- such as making things we do commonly be more of a pain in the ass than needed shouldn't be the goal.

There is a difference between game mechanics, longevity in player progress, and bullshit interface issues. I'd like to have automated drops but I understand there may be a good reason behind changing it. The same appears to be true in regards to the introduction of a bot-hunter system. The goal isn't to make user interactions a needless pain in the ass... that's the realm of shit talking. The goal seems to be to not reward those who've apparently found ways to take advantage of game mechanics through inaction/automation.

Luckily for me, it's likely I'll have years of time to amuse myself by shitposting while I enjoy the in-game effort involved... especially during flights on Torn Airways.

I'm pretty sure a lot of this game is about talking shit and dropping dirty bombs on folks who grab all the rackets. Not sure I come here to look for annoying inconveniences -- I think there are enough of those in normal life that I don't usually go looking for them. ;)

Well, whether you intend to or not you are arguing that bot users should be left alone if you can't be 100% sure the person you push into a bot-check is using a bot. While I'm sure I'd be grumbling if I got bot-checked a lot I'd probably still play and I'd be fine with knowing the game is trying to level the playing field.

Maybe I'm just a bit more altruistic than I should be.