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Happy Jumping - Purpose of Guide
The first goal of this guide is to assist all members of the Torn Communtity get a better understanding of how Happy Jumping can help you gain your battle statistics faster and more cost effective than many other methods. (Not to say that it is inheriently cheap when you dive into the extreme end.)
The second goal is to give you a better understanding of how to execute the various Happy Jumps. In this guide we will go rather in-depth on how to preform one of these jumps alongside the recomended pre-requisites for each method
The third and final goal of this guide is to educate the people of Torn and share some of the knowledge in an easy to digest fourm post. My primary objective of this entire post is to collect as much information as possible from various sources and make a sort of compilation of this knowledge so you have less searching to do. Simple as that.
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Happy Jumping - Basics
Most importantly to note, Happy is the Yellow Bar on your screen, if you don't already know this you might want to watch some videos or read up on the game's basics
Happy Jumping is the act of boosting the gains you get per train in the gym by using Booster Items to increase your Happy bar over its normal maximum set by your property.
Happy Jumping is merely another method to gaining stats in the gym faster than if you were to use your passive happiness gained from living on your property
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Happy Jumping - The What and Why
Most of us have the basic understanding that the more Happy you have the more stats you gain per train in the gym, while correct, there is much more to Happy Jumping than just this basic understanding, some of this further knowledge can and will help you get more out of your Energy
Your baseline maximum Happy is determined by the property you live in, therefore the higher tier your owned-rented-leased property is the higher your base Happy will be meaning the more you'll get from your training.
More Happy = More Stats = More Killing
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Happy Jumping - The Science
The equation of how Happy affects gym gains is also predictable but incredibly complex to figure out. An easier explanation and way of thinking is that the more Happy you have the more stats you gain exponentially, therefore you should train at the gym when you have the maximum amount of Happy within reason. Alternativley, go crazy and spend all your cash on 99K Happy Jumps and be a baller.
*(Modifiers)*(Gym Dots)*(Energy Per Train)*[ (a*ln(Happy+b)+c) * (Stat Total) + d*(Happy+b) + e ]
Where a,b,c, & d are constants, estimated values below:
a = 3.480061091 x 10^-7
b = 250
c = 3.091619094 x 10^-6
d = 6.82775184551527 x 10^-5
e = -0.0301431777
The simple way to think of it, the higher you boost your Happy the more gains you will get per train at the gym. However, each time you train it lowers your Happy and therefore lowers your gains. The equasion is as simple as can be. You lose roughly 40-60% in Happy compared to the Energy spent on training.
(Energy Per Train)*(40-60%) = Happy Loss
The best way to think about it is that you should never train when low on Happy, while you might not care about the math of calculating how much your gains are affected but just know that the math is EXPONENTIAL, therefore, the more Happy you have, the following gains are not directly proportional but rather exponential. Similar to how decibel measurements work, doubling your Happy does not result in double the gym gains, it results in more than double the gym gains per Energy spent.
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Happy Jumping - Setup is Everything
The 15-minute Reset - The clock at the top right of your screen is going to be used to time when you boost your Happy. If you go over the maximum Happy allowed by your property it will reset back to the property maximum allowed at XX:00:00, XX:15:00, XX:30:00, and XX:45:00. You should always start taking your Happy boosting items right after one of these increments.
Be careful to watch out for this as if you poorly time when you boost your happiness it could reset prematurely and you'd lose your extra Happy, effectively losing the money you spend on your method of boosting Happy and forcing you to wait out whatever cooldown timer you have accumulated to repeat the Happy gain method.
Happy jumps rely on your property, you should have at least the following property to do each of the following jumps:
Lollipop Jumping - Shack (No Requirements)
Big Choco Jumping - Mansion (Max Upgrades - No Staff)
5x EDVD Jumping - Private Island (Max Upgrades - No Staff)
99k EDVD Jumping - Private Island (Max Upgrades - Max Staff)
99k Poison Mistletoe Jumping - Private Island (Max Upgrades - No Staff)
This is the subject of opinion but is generally what you should be living at before completing each of the jumps, the higher your property's maximum Happy the more gains you will see from the jumps since it also adds to your total Happy when taking Ecstacy
When moving on to more costly methods of Jumping (5 and 9 EDVD Methods) it is advised that you pick yourself up a job at a 10-Star Adult Novelties Shop, working at one of these shops doubles the gain in Happy you receive from EDVDs, going from 2500 Happy per EDVD to 5000 Happy per EDVD, this results in major gains compared to jumping without working at a 10 Star AN
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Happy Jumping - Jumping Methods
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Lollipop Jumping - $89,000
Items Needed:
49 - "Lollipop"
1 - "Ecstasy"
Steps:
1. Buy all items
2. Wait for Energy to gain to 100/150 (Regular/Donator Maximum)
3. Wait until the clock is just past one of the 15-minute increments
4. Consume 49 Lollipops (1225 Happy Gain)
5. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
6. Use your Energy to train in a gym
Explanation:
This "jump" is stereotypically for those newbies who are under level 15 and are looking to make the most of their Energy without draining the bank account, your faction usually will help you fund this since it seeks to benefit not just you but your faction as well by helping you become a stronger opponent for chaining.
You can repeat this every 24 Hours once your booster cooldown has gone away.
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Big Choco Jumping - $1,400,000 - $5,100,000
Items Needed:
1-4 "Xanax" (See methods below)
49 - "Big Box of Chocolate Bars"
1 - "Ecstacy"
25 Points (Only recomended for "4 Xanax" Jump)
Steps - 1 Xanax Method:
1. Buy Items
2. Wait for Energy to gain to 100/150 (Regular/Donator Maximum)
3. Use 1 Xanax and wait for Drug Cooldown to end (6-8 Hours)
4. Wait until the clock is just past one of the 15-minute increments
5. Consume 49 Big Chocolates (1715 Happy Gain)
6. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
7. Use your Energy to train in a gym
Steps - 4 Xanax Method:
1. Buy Items
2. Use 1 Xanax and wait for Drug Cooldown to end (6-8 Hours)
3. Repeat step 2 three more times until you are at the maximum of 1000 Energy
4. Wait until all Drug Cooldowns are gone
5. Wait until the clock is just past one of the 15-minute increments
6. Consume 49 Big Chocolates (1715 Happy Gain)
7. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
8. Use your Energy to train in a gym
9. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (25 Points Cost)
10. Use your Energy to train in a gym
Explanation:
The "1 Xanax" Jump is intended for those who can only afford a minimal amount of training and are looking for a cheap way to boost their gains in the gym without breaking the bank. This can be done daily if you so choose but be sure to realize your gains could more than likely be the same if you invested in a bigger property.
The "4 Xanax" Jump is for those looking to gain as much as possible without spending over $6,000,000 per jump. This is for those of you wanting to gain faster but without holding yourself back because of money costs associated with EDVD jumping. This jump can be done every other day but is still effective as a weekly jump for those not looking to, again, break the bank.
In the "4 Xanax" Jump it is optional to spend the 25 Points on an Energy refill but is advised if you wish to make the most of your Happy.
This Method of jumping is excellent for an early game player who has just discovered a good way to earn some cash. However, doing EDVD jumps is more cost-effective following the equation used to calculate your gains per Energy spent. So it is usually advised you save up some cash and do a 5x EDVD jump instead of a "4 Xanax" Choco Jump or stick to the "1 Xanax" method while saving money. (This is a subject of semi-opnion, if you earn big feel free to spend away, however DVD Jumps can be ultra beneficial if you're chasing that stat dragon)
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5x EDVD Jumping - $21,000,000
Items Needed:
4 "Xanax"
5 "Erotic DVD"
1 "Ecstacy"
25 "Points"
Steps - Non-AN Method:
1. Buy Items
2. Use 1 Xanax and wait for Drug Cooldown to end (6-8 Hours)
3. Repeat step 2 three more times until you are at the maximum of 1000 Energy
4. Wait until all Drug Cooldowns are gone
5. Wait until the clock is just past one of the 15-minute increments
6. Consume 5 "Erotic DVD" (12,500 Happy Gain)
7. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
8. Use your Energy to train in a gym
9. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (25 Points Cost)
10. Use your Energy to train in a gym
Steps - 10* AN Method:
1. Work at a 10-Star Adult Novelties Shop (Doubles EDVD Gains)
2. Buy Items
3. Use 1 Xanax and wait for Drug Cooldown to end (6-8 Hours)
4. Repeat step 2 three more times until you are at the maximum of 1000 Energy
5. Wait until all Drug Cooldowns are gone
6. Wait until the clock is just past one of the 15-minute increments
7. Consume 5 "Erotic DVD" (25,000 Happy Gain)
8. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
9. Use your Energy to train in a gym
10. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (25 Points Cost)
11. Use your Energy to train in a gym
Explanation:
This method is best utilized when working at a 10* AN (Adult Novelties Shop) since it doubles your gains from EDVDs. This method is not for those relying on passive income, spending $21 Million is no small feat but this is by far the most effective method to gain Happy as fast as possible independently without extensive effort or help from others. ================================================================
9x EDVD Jumping - $32,000,000 + Book: Ignorance is Bliss (Not Purchasable)
Special Note:
This method requires you to be a Donator or Subscriber to Torn, "Book" items are not tradeable and only able to be given with the monthly "gifts" you receive from being a Donator or Subscriber.
Being a subscriber increases It is also almost entirely RNG as to whether you will receive a book every month but your chances to receive a book are increased if you are not given one the previous month.
These books are also sometimes purchasable from Duke as mission rewards but they carry a high price tag in mission credits.
Items Needed:
Lots of "Xanax"
9 "Erotic DVD"
Lots of "Ecstacy"
Lots of "Points"
1 "Book: Ignorance is Bliss"
Steps 9 EDVD Method:
1. Work at a 10-Star Adult Novelties Shop (Doubles EDVD Gains)
2. Buy Items
3. Use 1 Xanax and wait for Drug Cooldown to end (6-8 Hours)
4. Repeat step 3 three more times until you are at the maximum of 1000 Energy
5. Wait until all Drug Cooldowns are gone
6. Read the Book "Ignorance is Bliss"
6. Consume 9 "Erotic DVD" (45,000 Happy Gain)
7. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
8. Use your Energy to train in a gym
9. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (25 Points Cost)
10. Use your Energy to train in a gym
11. Allow Energy Bar to refill to maximum (100 - 150 Energy)
12. Use your Energy to train in a gym
13. Use 1 Xanax every 6-8 Hours
14. Use your Energy to train in a gym
15. Use Points Energy Bar Refill at every opportunity
16. Use your Energy to train in a gym
17. Use an Ecstasy, when below 90K, to gain your happy back up to 99K
18. Repeat Steps 11-17 Until Book is Done
Cheaper Alternative Methodology:
1. Work at a 10-Star Adult Novelties Shop (Doubles EDVD Gains)
2. Buy Items
3. Use 1 Xanax and wait for Drug Cooldown to end (6-8 Hours)
4. Repeat step 3 three more times until you are at the maximum of 1000 Energy
5. Wait until all Drug Cooldowns are gone
6. Consume 9 "Erotic DVD" (45,000 Happy Gain)
7. Use Ecstasy (Doubles current Happy)
8. Use your Energy to train in a gym
9. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (25 Points Cost)
10. Use your Energy to train in a gym
11. Allow Energy bar to refill to maximum (100 - 150 Energy)
12. Use your Energy to train in a gym
13. Use an Ecstasy, when below 90K, to gain your Happy back up to 99K
14. Repeat Steps 11-13 Until Book is Done
Explanation:
This method can be done cheaper by using fewer EDVDs and stacking your Ecstacy to exponentially grow your Happy until you get to 99k, just use ecstasy in place of a ton of EDVDs. However, you should only use your book and do this method if you have the cash to supply the Ecstacy
Don't waste your book if you can't afford to supply yourself with this many Xanax, if you get lucky with Xanax timers and don't overdose you'll spend over $100 Million on Xanax, it is highly recommended you are in a faction that has a high overdose reduction as every time you overdose you'll have to spend the $32 Million to stack back up to 99k Happy.
Alternative Method Explanation:
This is the way to go if you don't want to spend upwards of a gajillion dollars over the course of a month. Take into account that your gains will be astronomically lower than if you spent all the cash. My advise is to save up and wait until you can afford the more expensive method of utilizing Xanax and Points Shop Energy Bar Refills.
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Poison Mistletoe Jumping - $40,000,000-60,000,000
Items Needed:
4 "Xanax"
2 "Poison Mistletoe"
1 "Ecstacy"
25 "Points"
1 Person with "Book: Ignorance is Bliss" Active
Steps P.M. Method:
1. Contact Person/Friend who has "Book: Ignorance is Bliss" Active
2. Arrange them to boost to 99k Happy
3. Stack to 1000 Energy with 4 Xanax
4. Wait for all Booster/Drug Cooldowns to subside
5. Wait for 15 Minutes Increment
6. Use two "Poison Mistletoe" on your friend/person
7. Use Ecstacy (Doubles current Happy to 99k)
8. Use your Energy to train in a gym
9. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (25 Points Cost)
10. Use your Energy to train in a gym
11. This is when another person will do the same to you taking half of your Energy they can do the same (See below for how and why)
Explanation:
This method is usually offered by people doing "Happy Jump Services". The "Poison Mistletoe" takes 25% of targets Happy away and gives it to you. The steps for this once you use the "Poison Mistletoe" should be done as fast as possible so the next person behind you can do it the same way you did. This method is constrained by the people in the "chain" as maximum Happy will be reset to base at the 15 Minute Increments, so this method is limited by the speed at which you can take the Happy and Train in the gym. This also allows you to use Energy drinks to boost your Energy after you've used your points to gain the maximum possible stats, this is because you don't have to use any Boosters to gain the Energy, therefore allowing you to use Energy boosters since you don't need to gain any Happy outside of the Ecstacy which is a Drug, not a Booster.
Your "Director" or "Service Provider" will usually give you details on how to maximize your gains when doing this method. Check the trade forums for people offering these services, they are expensive but worth it if money isn't an object. These services usually come at the cost of EDVDs to the "Service Provider"
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