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Bring Pets into Torn! · · 115 likes

I have a cat and I love her a lot. i think for a game that emulates real life, pets should be an integral part of it. Maybe they can increase happiness at extra cost? Maybe they can be killed by your enemies lol. Maybe they can be named as well. Would be nice if there were pets. Maybe they can serve as support animals on your long plane flight ;)

EDIT: oh yeah, in case you didin't know, a suggestion should have 100 upvotes before it is considered by Ched, the dev, so if you like this idea, please go ahead and upvote :) thanks

EDIT: there can cats, dogs, birds, rabbits... the rarer the type the more expensive it could be... just an idea of mine

EDIT: so I just read through the comments on this thread and here are the PROs and CONs as mentioned by the commentors:

PROs:
  • Adds variety to the game
  • Could provide boosts to the owner
  • Able to provide another way of spending so that money can be removed from the system and help prevent inflation
  • add an additional element of trade
  • can serve as a status symbol
CONs:
  • May detract from Torn's theme of crime and violence
  • If involved in combat, may be reminiscent of dogs update (that was in the game previously. I wasn't around to see that)
If I missed out on any PRO or CON, please let me know. If you have anymore you feel should be added to the list, you can mention it in the comments too.

My take would be that there are many good ideas for Torn. The question is not whether they are good or not, but rather how they will be implemented. I believe this is the case for pets as well. Perhaps holding an in-game vote (and asking 1. yes, 2. no or 3. something else: write your suggestion) would be a good idea. Maybe even using pets in combat could be good, it depends on the implementation.

EDIT: somebody called ducksforlife just told me that ducks could make a good pet too:)

EDIT:somebody called wolfe_rawr just mentioned to me that dragons and wolves would be dope

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

bamboozle






Meaning: to deceive by underhanded methods

Sentence: Cheating in Torn is an everyday occurance. Just yesterday I was nearly bamboozled into buying a leather helmet worth $1700 at a price of $3,000,000

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction · · 22 likes

Hey, Leslie from Spin the Wheel has really bad English. I know its because he's "Asian", but if the devs gave him bad English because of that, isn't it stereotypical and borderline racist?

I feel that Leslie's character should be made out better, and his English corrected

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction · · 3 likes

Ye, but duke's not the only white character in this game. There are other characters that balance it off. Whereas Leslie is the only Asian in this game. And the only Asian talks bad English, missing connectors. And he pretty much looks like a dick.

Allow sorting of item market items according to st · · 2 likes

So, for example, a piece of armour gives 30 def, and another gives 30.1 def, nornally they are sorted according to price, but perhaps the devs could allow sorting according to stats, as an extra option which could be good for those who are willing to pay more for better stats. This will save them the hassle of clicking the eye icon for every item (sometimes the eye icon doesn't work too)

Recent archived posts

Stocks buy/sell small quantities ·

Hi im buying LSC shares

buying LSC ·

Hello all, I am looking to build up my LSC bb. Hoping that I can get to buy some shares at a slightly cheaper price than market here from those of you willing to unload. If you have trouble selling your LSC shares, you can sell to me.

#Duckpond: Torn's Nuthouse giveaway room ·

Hi whats the discord link for this server?

Selling IIL shares ·

Selling IIL shares at slightly below market price, pm me

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction ·

Haha I just read the Torn City Times, I wonder if this line is a reference to my thread lol: Torn-themed outfits are nice, but we don't get many of them, and it's probably a bit racist to dress up as Leslie these days anyway.

Selling 1* grocer fully upgraded ·

Hey guys, I decided I really don't have time to run a grocer store, so im planning to sell it off

Company Info Thread --ALL Torn Companies-- · · 1 like

A list of grocery shop prices

[Companies] Request a Price Check ·

How much is a 1* grocer worth?

Company Info Thread --ALL Torn Companies-- ·

What abut grocer?

How much is a 1* fully upgraded grocer worth? ·

Hey guys, I own a 1* grocer that is almost fully upgraded (i didint take bachelor of commerce course). I'm just curious, if I were to sell it now, how much would it be worth?

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction · · 1 like

Well I'm Asian. And just because you're an Asian and you don't care doesn't mean that everyone will feel the same as you.

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction ·

Looks like a lot of people people got butthurt about this post haha. Somebody even put a bounty on me saying Leslie has good English, dum dum. Haha sure then, seems like lots of racists play this game. If you white people would like to think you're very great, go on thinking that then :)

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction ·

Well the mission characters I've met so far are not dimwitted. George seems pretty streetwise. And anonymous seems all-knowing and in control of the situation.

Why is Leslie fun?

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction · · 3 likes

Another point to make is that Leslie feels out of place in Torn City. He's not a triad leader or a crafty medicine shop owner. Its not even clear if he works for the casino. Its like the devs didin't really add him in to Torn City to improve it or enhance it. Its like they added him for some other reason, or maybe for no reason at all.

This is in contrast to Duke, who really adds value to Torn City

Leslie has really bad English, needs correction · · 3 likes

Ye, but duke's not the only white character in this game. There are other characters that balance it off. Whereas Leslie is the only Asian in this game. And the only Asian talks bad English, missing connectors. And he pretty much looks like a dick.

Bring Pets into Torn! ·

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Leslie has really bad English, needs correction · · 22 likes

Hey, Leslie from Spin the Wheel has really bad English. I know its because he's "Asian", but if the devs gave him bad English because of that, isn't it stereotypical and borderline racist?

I feel that Leslie's character should be made out better, and his English corrected

Display all item details on the item market · · 1 like

i was thinking of a setting that allows you to arrange the market weapons based not just on price but also on stats. I think if users had an option to do that it would be better

Bapki's Guide to Indirectly Proposing · · 1 like

nice tips bapki

No Points Racing Recovery Guide by Rogue ·

good guide, the class E part is better than Baldr's guide even