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The Wise Chocolatier is hiring! 3 more place open. · · 0 likes

The Wise Chocolatier, a 7* sweet shop, is hiring 3 more employees! Any stats are accepted, and the pay

depends on them.


*Cliché* XMAS (Extremely Meaningless Advertisement Slogan): Come apply to get some of these SWEET

SWEET energy cans!! *Cliché*



P.S: Because this company is a growing one, the thread may open, close, re-open and re-close many times to "fill

up the holes", and if any other info is needed, I'll ask Rez about it, or you can ask him....or tell me anything else to

add. Anyways, have a good day/night/whatever.

Stuck at George's missions. · · 0 likes

Hello;

As seen in the title, I am stuck at George's mission, more precisely I finished all George's missions (in 1d and 10h) but it's been a week since I

can't do any other mission, and don't ask me to go see on the wiki, as i already did and still saw nothing about this bug or even talk about

unlocking the next mission with the anonymous guy or Duke (I don't remember in which order), soooo...please help me guys. And also I've tried

everything i could ( clicking on the arrows next to the icon, clicking on the locks on the icons , etc) but it didn't do anything. I also wanna know

what is the (kind of) gauge ( it's half full for me) around the head in the icon ? Thanks you a lot for fixing this bug, I think your good ol' George's

is a bit too old...

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[Entries closed] Christmas Donator Pack Giveaway ·

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[Poll] Duke Christmas Giveaway?? ·

It would have been more understandable if your sentence made sense.

[Poll] Duke Christmas Giveaway?? ·

Just for this to be more understandable, it wasn't at all a hate message against Duke, as I in fact love him

Solving the CT Combo Chests · · 2 likes

I'm rather new to the game, as i started a bit more than a month ago, and never experienced any event except from halloween (not entirely) and Torn's last birthday, so I don't know really much about TC's Xmas, neither what will happen or how will it happen, and many more information missing from my dull brain, and if im starting unprepared for the CTs, i think i have no chance. So some more info and advice would be of great help, thanks! :)

Post For FREE Prize !!!! ·

My parents told me that generosity is rewarded, and I found out it's true.

I hope you get lucky for the events :)

[Poll] Duke Christmas Giveaway?? ·

*Hard cough* DID SOMEONE CALL THE BARREL SMOKER?!

Smoke out boi

10* Clothing Store for sale!! ·

*Cough* im so f**king close *Cough*

DUKES GIVEAWAY DAY ONE · · 1 like

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My nose bled

When I saw you

I searched in the dump

But found only rust

I searched in a park

But found only grass

I searched in the slum

But found only dust

I then had a spark

And looked in your ass

I love you, Duke, you and your ass

250M+ giveaway! ·

i would want free money to brag about it

10* Clothing Store for sale!! ·

what's your offer?

[Poll] Duke Christmas Giveaway?? · · 1 like

Duke looks like he's the 40 years old violent father of 2 girls and 1 boys, one being his favorite punchbag for leveling up and another being his favorite cu[REDACTED]bag, not knowing which, even thought he makes a living by asking random people to beat up and shit on inactive guys who had a debt so big that it broke the f**king space-time continuum like a half-dipped dry raisins cookie in past expiration-date milk who got katana chopped by a penis slap faster than sound, and giving them one of the dollar bills in his blood-full pocket covered in the excrement and piss of his last hostage that didn't even stand a chance against his hell-damned deep-fried satanic homemade grenade laun-chit, with a f**k-finger you'll never see again, thought you know it well from the number of time he crushed you under the weight of his invincible 3279 ton dong sprinkling pain and misery all over the world, and mostly on the people raiding him, killing you again and again, still you push and keep doing mission for him with a more passionate relation than Scrooge's, having you keep a masochistic advance on the mission tasks, and with luck, getting a contract that doesn't consist of quadruple-penetrating at flash speed noobs without their consent and ripping off the hardly made 3$ they got from getting jailed again and again until succeeding ONCE on the cash search in the dumps, buying a loose hammer to defend themselves from the demi-gods that reign on torn even thought they need planes to travel over the lands and seas which the can loom over like some poor puddles, getting beaten up after a day of work for afk-ing ignorantly without knowing they will get added by Baldr the Great Snitch on his targeting list. Ahhh...That darn old Duke...

Darkest (Torn Appropriate) Jokes Contest ·

Good old buccal

Hi ·

-Albert Einstein

Sell an Unsellable Item! ·

Want to traumatize people (that didn't even ask for oxygen) just for the hell of it?! Want to have one of the best penetration highscores!?! WANT TO BE JAPANESE AT SOMETHING LIKE 4669% ?!?!!? THEN PURCHASE THIS ????µ?€|? !!!

Note: Computer may have only Japanese as the sole language, and may have one of the longest (nice) RAM, loading time, closing time, and penis. Do not pay attention to the hentai pic with Shaggy, Thanos and Jerry the mouse, it is only *optional*.

Next item: A special item with no argument to seem sellable, unsellable, attractive or unattractive. Donald Trump.

Darkest (Torn Appropriate) Jokes Contest · · 1 like

The global chat is like a highway, the kids always start the blood bath

Double or Steal [$1k+] ·

512

The Wise Chocolatier is hiring! 3 more place open. ·

The Wise Chocolatier, a 7* sweet shop, is hiring 3 more employees! Any stats are accepted, and the pay

depends on them.


*Cliché* XMAS (Extremely Meaningless Advertisement Slogan): Come apply to get some of these SWEET

SWEET energy cans!! *Cliché*



P.S: Because this company is a growing one, the thread may open, close, re-open and re-close many times to "fill

up the holes", and if any other info is needed, I'll ask Rez about it, or you can ask him....or tell me anything else to

add. Anyways, have a good day/night/whatever.

Double or Steal [$1k+] ·

double to 8

Double or Steal [$1k+] ·

double again to 16

Double or Steal [$1k+] ·

Double pot