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Combination chests · · 0 likes

Is anyone else having problems with combination chests that wont let you open them? Every time I make an attempt it goes to a gray screen.

Benefited stocks as a non director of a company · · 0 likes

Can employees benefit a company with stock benefits or do they only benefit when the director holds them?

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4:20 Just Praise it - Easter 2020 ·

Then it did come to pass that cheech did come upon a Bush that burst into flames. The angel of the lord did speak to cheech saying I come on behalf of the lord thy god and I have brought to you great tidings. The angel did reach into the bush and plucked out a seed. Cheech took the seed and the angel spoke saying this plant will change thy feelings about the world. The smoke from the bush did surround and choke cheech until he could barely breath. Then Cheech lost all despair and realized the glory of the almighty god. He did take the seed of that bush and grew and harvested bushes until he was able to deliver to all the children of israel the christ kush.

The book of Cheech 4:20

Occupations · · 1 like

I work in a hospital lab doing transfusion medicine... just like I do in torn. The only difference is that it gets way more complicated in real life.

f**k Christmas · · 1 like

The Bible itself tells us that December 25 is an unlikely date for His birth. Palestine is very cold in December. It was much too cold to ask everyone to travel to the city of their fathers to register for taxes. Also the shepherds were in the fields (Luke 2:8-12). Shepherds were not in the fields in the winter time. They are in the fields early in March until early October. This would place Jesus' birth in the spring or early fall. It is also known that Jesus lived for 33.5 years and died at the feast of the Passover, which is at Easter time. He must therefore have been born six months the other side of Easter - making the date around the September/October time frames.

Christmas is used to cover the pagan feast Saturnalia or Yule. This date has nothing to do with Jesus. Hopefully god forgives you for being a false prophet.

DUKES GIVEAWAY DAY TWELVE ·

The person I have something nice to say about is my brother swifty0282. He introduced (got me hooked) to torn and I've really enjoyed it! I'm so lucky to have such an awesome family and feel exceptionally blessed this holiday season <3 <3 <3

Torn CHRISTMAS POEM - 2019 Edition ·

Christmas Christmas now is here.
Santy claws is coming and he's bring fear.
From alley to alley with my gun very near.
Santy claws stalked while "ho ho ho" I did hear.
With a sinister smile santy claws bellowed with cheer.
I dodged to the left and I thrust forward my spear.
Santy claws died and stared up with a leer.
On cold winter nights he's known to appear.
Naked and bleeding and holding a beer!

Combination chests ·

Cool, thank you!

Combination chests ·

Is anyone else having problems with combination chests that wont let you open them? Every time I make an attempt it goes to a gray screen.

Christmas Town the reason. · · 1 like

Drink some tomato juice. It will stimulate your liver to produce more alcohol dehydrogenase to help break down the alcohol. Hope your hangovers clear up quick <3 <3 <3

Greta Mask Hype [ #iribullshit ] · · 1 like

This isn't actually true. There are paintings from the middle ages of young people whipping old people because being older folks had fallen out of vogue.

What if Chedburn died? · · 1 like

Is there an honor bar for dying in RL?

Benefited stocks as a non director of a company · · 1 like

I just wanted to double check that I wasn't reading it wrong. Thank you for clarifying it for me smiley

donating to church wtf 1 bil · · 1 like

Part of being a Christian is about giving your money to help the poor. I.e. the love of money is the root to all evil. Or it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, it's okay to be proud of it, but don't wave it around in public and don't shove it down people's throats.

Benefited stocks as a non director of a company ·

Can employees benefit a company with stock benefits or do they only benefit when the director holds them?