Gardrew: forum

I think the safe path is to only make fun of things that you're part of

Ok I wrote before checking so I take it back. I see you're doing well, good luck

Regarding the mis-clicking: either pay more attention, or just accept this small amount of consequence of you not paying attention. You'll survive.

Regarding the keepsake argument: it happens once per year or less, it's ok if you buy yours 3-4 hours later. You'll survive.

I've been seeing suggestions about how random negative outcomes should be taken out of certain sytems because losing makes people frown and that is scary, but now asking for changes that help you avoid even the smallest mistakes?

You really want to be hand-held while playing this game...

You're allowed to write "shit" here, we're adults who use words...

"Nothing to say"..."biggest bark", I think the little guy just confused himself...

So everybody who comments is a clown, your factionmates are all clowns, this game is for clowns, yet it still seems like only you have clown level issues around here. 

Almost feels like even in a clown world you still have a skill issue, and you proudly broadcast it on the forums instead of reading 2-3 sentences about the drug mechanism in the game...

Nah it stopped being funny once everybody started doing it...

This might confuse you, dare I say even shock you to the core, but

I still don't get why you sometimes randomly decided to be a nuisance out of nowhere, but overall good for you for ripping off the bandage. Most of us are stuck in this mediocre place, hoping for something exciting, afraid to give up on the invested effort...

Enjoy the free time!

If you can't provide the perks you listed, why are they mentioned as "our perks"? You don't provide those perks. Maybe you will in a few months or years, but for now it's false advertising.

People will get disappointed when they find out it's false advertising and you only have the first two perks from your list...

The kind of guy who is too broke to get a loud car to rev at 2am.

"Fake it till you make it" isn't for everyone, bud...

How is Travel 2.0 a failure when we don't even have half of it yet? By this logic everything on the focus list is a failure because it's not ready yet.
I'm surprised this level of generic moaning is still being upvoted...

You probably don't know but the attacker was another noob like you, so you got slapped around by another noob and now you're crying that it wasn't fun.

It's a game about crime and combat, and about once a month somebody backstabs their whole faction and steals the money of 99 other players. If you can't take one attack, you won't enjoy the incoming wave after you made yourself known on the forums...

"You cannot threaten to sexually assault someone through the internet without it being taken seriously by the person receiving the threat"

Nah I'm pretty sure you can. It's just the internet, try not caring and see if it works.

If somebody on a random internet game forum tells me they will punch me in the face, should I start sleeping with a helmet for my own safety?

Today was a good day, and it's only 8am. Thank you.

People usually pick Russian Roulette if they want to shoot themselves in the foot, but I guess this also works just as well or even better...

Can we just keep this version and just exile the other one?

You sound like a regular dude people would want to hang out with, while Sweeney is oozing unnecessary negativity in every context. Maybe funny the first few time but after a while it just turns into "bruh this tiring guy again with his infinite spite..."

This would happen less often if we would get new crimes more often instead of new OC and HD item images...

I made my profile pic by modeling it in Solidworks and rendering it in Keyshot, about a decade ago when widespread generative AI was not a thing yet

What in the Will Smith morphing spaghetti through his face is this??

Pew

To be fair, real world dollars are also infinite since they are not backed by gold anymore...