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Monarch Research - Fastest 100k Chain · · 401 likes

 

https://www.torn.com/war.php?step=chainreport&chainID=41964796

 

Alright fantastic work guys, we did it.

Good job devs on the staggered start time system. It helped immensely with both lag and people's ability to come out blasting when it suited them.

 

Records broken:
10k: 30 minutes faster than previous
25k: 8 hours faster than previous

50k: 15 hours faster than previous

100k: 1 day faster than previous

 

 

How DID we do it?

By convincing people that they make money by participating in this event.

For the past 3 years we've been building 🎃 baskets 🎃 and finding love for 🕯candle shops🕯.

During the 6 months following Halloween 2023 we bought ⚡revitalize weapons⚡.

During the 3 months leading up to Halloween 2024 there have been more than a few mails reminding people about candle shops, consumables and seasonal newsletters.

 

This year we had 13 Ugly Energies and, guessing by our gym sheet, about 15-20 fuelling/self control.

62 players were in companies that increase available energy.

2 players had a total of 89 special refills, 65 of which were used to upgrade a basket

We had 8 revitalize weapons in our armory ranging from 12% to 17%

 

We used no chain watchers and in our least active hours I saw 21 people online.

Our chain dropped below 4:30 only 294 times, and below 3 minutes 9 times. The lowest it got was 2:14

 

The bump at the end is where we pinged discord saying hit now or forever hold your treats.

 

Now maybe this all sounds like we have been gunning for the record and whipping players to perform. But we really just wanted people to make the most money they can. They did too, and a nice side effect of 100 players being hyped about one event is that I get to make this post now.

 

 

Once again a huge thank you to every engaged player in Monarch Research for putting their all into this chain. Faction chat banter has been great, revitalize cooperation has worked incredibly smooth. People who may not have interacted before have forged friendships that will last a lifetime. At least 3 marriages are planned as of this week. I didn't OD. Things could not have gone better.

See you cuties next year uwu 🧡

Adobi's guide to 200 merits in 200 days · · 724 likes

Hello I'm Adobi. I'm 197 days old and a while ago I realized I could get 200 merits before turning 200 days old, which sounded cool to me.
I reached 208 merits by day 200 and my age overtook my merit count at age 222.

This guide consists of a spreadsheet listing all the merits I have done, with rough estimates for how long each merit could be expected to take and an explanation of how to do it.
I will continue to add merits that enter the game, if they are doable within 200 days. I'm done updating this sheet.
The sheet will compare your completed merits with the merits in the list if you paste an API call of your honors+medals in cell J1 . README tab explains more.

Here we go
Merit Spreadsheet

Let me know if there are errors, missing merits, questions or suggestions.

Note: there are no mistaken double entries of merits. If it's written twice then there are 2 merits to get for the same thing.

Passive income - What order to get blocks · · 312 likes

There are plenty of guides for passive income like this and this and this. I'm gonna post the one I use anyway so it's easier to find.
Mine is a spreadsheet that updates every hour and will add new blocks automatically.
There is a daily updating image of current and historical bank APR, along with the data from feb 2021 if you want to steal it for your own sheet.
The sheet also exists in image form, which updates as well, if you rather not pull up google sheets.

Ok here it is have fun

MCS is listed as giving monetary returns, which it obviously doesn't, but it's just such a good block that I can't leave it out.
EVL is also arguably good to have 1 block of at any stat levels, because 1000 extra happy for 150e+refill+mcs+xan is like 15e worth of extra gains. Also saves you from rehab for a bit longer if you hate flying.

Adobi's guide to flying · · 432 likes

Hello I'm Adobi. I'm 117 days old and I have spent 56 of those days in the air.
I know there are so many flying guides. I want to be able to link this one to players outside my faction so here it is.
The result of following this guide is the ability to earn $340k per hour spent flying.


Carrying Capacity
With nothing to your name you can carry 5 items from abroad. This capacity can and must be increased.

A faction can provide up to +10 through perks.
These perks are paid for by the faction with Respect, a lot of which is gained from chaining. Chaining is good.

A Private Island with airstrip provides +10, removes the cost of flying and reduces travel time by 30%.
I highly recommend renting a private island that has an airstrip for 7 days to get you started. This should not cost more than $3.5m ($500k per day).
Once you have moved in you need to hire a Pilot. After that you're set to fly fast and cheap.
ROI: It will take you 17 hours of flying to recoup this cost.
Or: You need to fly 2.5 hours per day to offset this cost, the rest is free money.

Once you've built some capital you should look for a private island with 3700 happy or more to help with your gym gains, but that is a different topic.
You absolutely need to live on a Private Island immediately. Sell losses, marry a sugardaddy or borrow money. You'll make it back in a day.

A Large Suitcase provides +4.
This will cost just north of $10m.
ROI: It will take you 250 hours of flying to recoup this cost.
While not as urgent as a Private Island, you 100% need this item eventually. So get it as soon as you can afford it.
There are smaller suitcases which you can buy meanwhile if you want, but I don't know how easy they are to sell back to the market. My first suitcase was the Large Suitcase.

Working in a 7* Toy Shop lets you carry an extra 5 plushies.
A toy shop requires low working stats so it is not too difficult to get hired in one. Make sure it is 7* or higher.
ROI: Flying 10 hours a day will make you an extra $500k. But at the same time you are not working in a different company (like a sweet shop) where you could potentially make more or gain different bonuses. Company choice is a topic on its own.

Working in a 7* Flower Shop lets you carry an extra 5 flowers.
Same as Toy shop, but flowers are generally less profit than plushies.

Working in a Cruise Line Agency provides +2 total capacity at 3* and +3 more at 10* for a total of +5 total capacity.

Cruise Line requires very high working stats and if you are a new player you will not get into a 10* without a friend owning the company.

So the max carrying capacity you can reach right now is 34 items. Quite a difference from 5.

Where to fly, what to buy
Items will get bought and eventually have 0 stock. Once at 0 it will restock in half the time it took to deplete.
So if an item restocked to 2500 at 1am, reached 0 stock at 3am (2 hours), it will get restocked to 2500 again at 4am (1 hour since depletion).
Items only restock on a quarter hour. If there is no good stock when you arrive, wait until the next quarter hour and refresh. If you stay too long you will get mugged.
The easiest way to fly after you completed everything in the previous topic is:
Fly to the UK and buy Red Fox Plushie, Nessie Plushie, or Heather.
This trip takes about 3h45m and with max capacity earns you a net $1.3m per trip.

The reason this is the easiest option is because there are 3 items that all yield a high profit. Most locations only have 1 and if it's out of stock when you get there all you can do is wait.
Bring enough money to buy the item that costs the most, in case that is the only one available. In this case Heather costs $5000 to buy so bring $200k.
It is good to bring a bit more than you need in case you get mugged and lose 10%.

If you don't have a bazaar do not sell on item market, in that case it's better to sell to a trader.
Check stock and the graphs on https://yata.yt/bazaar/abroad/ to predict if there will be stock when you arrive.

Energy and nerve
Your energy bar fills up from 0 to full in 5 hours.
Energy is the most precious resource in this game.
Any flight that takes a total of more than 5 hours will waste energy and should be avoided even if the highest profit item is in those locations.
Same thing goes for your nerve bar. Nerve regenerates at 12 per hour, so before you have 45 max nerve you will waste nerve on your trips to the UK. Some people are really into crime and do not want to waste nerve, while others don't see the point of crime so they don't care.
Either way it is arguably not as important as not wasting energy. Decide how you want to play.

Getting mugged overseas
Some people think a good way to not waste energy is to mug people overseas, since that uses energy. So the longer you stay in a location the more likely it is that you will get mugged. Bring 10% cash more than you need, and limit your time spent overseas.
You cannot use medical items overseas, so you have to wait the entire hospital time.
(Caveat: you can ask for a revive overseas which usually costs $1m and is paid with the honor system)

Merits
There are 22 merits to get from flying. 8 of them you will get without any focus, just keep flying.
The others require you to fly 50 times to each locations. When stacking energy for chains you can travel to places further than 5 hours away without wasting energy. You will still waste nerve.

Notes
ROI means Return On Investment. The time an investment takes to earn back its own cost. In the case of Large Suitcase it is not how long it takes to earn $10m, it is how long it takes those extra 4 slots to earn $10m.

The profit numbers in this post are very pessimistic, at around $10k per hour per carry slot. Actual profits will be up to 30% bigger depending on market and how you choose to sell your stuff.

The highest profit item to buy is actually Xanax from South Africa. It's around 20-25% more profitable than the best plushie but has 2 downsides.
It costs $745k each, so you need up to $20m in your pocket to fill your capacity. Carrying that much money is always a risk.
South Africa is a 7 hour trip so it wastes tons of energy. I'd only consider this trip when stacking energy, and even then you can waste drug cd since Xanax can go as low as 6h.

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Comments and suggestions welcome.

Torn Summer Jams · · 127 likes

Post now contains two songs wow

 

Song 1

 

A song about gobbling up the map

 

Original: Willie Nelson - On the road again

 

Adobi - On the wall again

 

1 min 20 sec version if you don't want the jumpscare at the start

 

Lyrics

On the wall again
Just can't wait to get on the wall again
The life I love is doing battle with my friends
And I cant wait to get on the wall again

 

On the wall again
Getting hit by folks i've never seen
They've got a billion strength and I have just 13
But I cant wait to get on the wall again

 

On the wall again
Like a pack of wolves we gang up on the enemy
We're the best of friends
Insisting that these TTs is the place to be
And the place to be

 

Is on the wall again
I just can't wait to get on the wall again
The life I love is doing battle with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the wall again

 

Song 2

 

A song about taking new players under your wing

 

Original: Jonathan Groff - You'll be back (Hamilton)

 

Adobi - Use the gym

 

Lyrics

You say
The price of my guides's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
As you're mugged overseas and you watch 40 minutes go by
Why so sad?
I thought I had shown you quite clearly how to play this game
Now you're making me mad
But if you renew your sub yearly
Ched's your man

 

Use the gym
Do some drugs
You'll be strong enough to beat up thugs
Happyjump
Do some crime
Soon your nerve bar will be close to mine

 

Players rise
Factions fall
We will see eachother through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send the full might of Westworld to remind you of my love

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I use the official torn app.

I have cleared cache, reinstalled app, logged out and back in.

All other push notifications like mails and events work.

 

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Yeah update burned cookies to this. 94% $340k payout for me, $6.5k/n.

Worth doing

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I'm like 98% sure that you just had internet issues so that the numbers stopped updating for a bit.

There is no way it can stop at 50% and then 1 stoke brings it to 84%. A stoke on a small target can maybe get 15% more.

I've done this 28 times and it never needed a stoke, it always has a ton of momentum left when it is at 50%.

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I've added an age check to the far right in the sheet. It will populate next monday.

Passive income - What order to get blocks · · 3 likes

Yeah you're right. I recommended everyone in my faction get this block a month ago, and now the price of virus is even higher.

Adding it to the list. If price of virus crashes the list will update accordingly on its own the next day.

 

Edit: whoops, i didn't think for enough seconds. The payout period for IIL should be 84 days, not 42. so it's half as good as the image above. Edited the sheet.

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this guy is gonna make me infinite money

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