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Write A Valentine's Love Letter ·

Valentine's Secxy Pirates

I love ya from my heart Anne
My Dicki gets hard Bonny
When I see ya Anne Bonny

When she asks Fer my Banana
She gets a Goood Nigh' and Manana
She was da only Gyal on my Ship of Fanana

She didn't knew da Tale da others yell'd
She didn't knew da destination
Coz she wasn't da Captain

One day they conquered a Ship
Da Conquistadors were terrified
Da pirates were Howling -
'Da Old Sea Tale'

"FIFTEEN MEN ON DA DEAD MAN'S CHEST-
YO-HO-HO, AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!
DRINK ND DA DEVIL HAD DONE FER DA REST-
YO-HO-HO, AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

When Anne came to da Captain
Sayin" Captain, Captain. We WON!!"
Showin her body with Blond Booobs and Hair.
She said she as had taken her Revenge on 'em
Wanted to" THANK HIM"
Da Captain's Dicki went up like his Sins!!!
Fer he had never Banged a Gyal in her teens
" BANG ME, BANG ME"
Were words of Anne

"YEAH!!! YEAH!!! Beautiful Birdy"
Was My Reply

~DGamer