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NO BANANA FOR BABY MONKEY. NOW WE BABY MONKEY GO HUNGRY. HOW EAT NOW? NO BANANA. BABY MONEY DIE!

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Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus.

With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon.

"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle, “where all your sexy people at?"  

"Not here, I Think they are over there buddy - around the big Thingy peeking behind the loitering demon dwarf - a scary looking trouser-less hairy midget." 

“What the actual f**k is you!" i exclaim loudly, and look at that robust double eyelids adorning that wall. This means they are watching, so I undress and show off my own low cut leopard print bikini and a sodden tampon string.  

I tug on't and repeatedly say: "Behold, my mighty big red balls!" Tears forming in my eyes, crafty little windscreen wipers polish my nuts, and with the wind wrapping around my nice stiff flag. I get emotional, redress and focus. 

Decided to haircut. Man sits down. Man cuts balls. Transforms into unicorn. If the unicorn were a journalist 

04:16:51 - 17/06/26 You bought some Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $837,498 each for a total of $837,498 - Fun lottery, whether I win or not, thank you for the opportunity and the Xanax! 

"Drowning in outhouse.

Swallowing shit to live. Breathe.

Wallow in it. Liar."

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