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Changer's Wonder Box Emporium! · · 90 likes

What's in Changer's Wonder Box? A new surprise every time! You never know WHAT you'll get!

Send a chat to get started!

Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/SByGk4ybf3

Current stock (updated frequently)

1m: 40/100**

25m: 20/100
100m:  20/35

Tier 1 Wonder Boxes (1 million) (10 per day per person) have TEN randomly selected items with a maximum value per single item of 5 million! (Wrapped in generic paper)

Tier 2 Wonder Boxes (25 million) have 7 randomly selected items with a maximum value per single item of 100 million! (Wrapped in birthday paper)

Tier 3 Wonder Boxes (100 million) have 5 randomly selected items with a max value per single item of 500 million! (Wrapped in Christmas paper)

Please continue to enjoy our services!

Stay tuned for updates and special packages!

*Update! NOW INTRODUCING! 

We welcome the new top dog, the 100m tier 3 wonder box! Sadly, this means another retirement, this time the 10m. Tier 2 will now be 25 million with 7 items. Thank you all for the support and fun thus far!

**Update! Due to over purchasing of tier 1 boxes, "nat 20" auto wins are now only allowable on tier 2 and up. We apologize for any inconvenience this causes. 

Fix for trade mugging · · 24 likes

An easy way to avoid this would be to have both parties confirm the cancellation, just like both parties have to confirm the trade. Boom.

DAY EIGHT - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 27 likes

Here's the best torn related joke I know- *Ahem*.......
Dude. Thus ends the joke.

DAY TWELVE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 25 likes

Cool
Seeing as the duke is out here looking out for us little guys, it's our moral obligation to look after even littler guys, right? Like one of them Russian nesting dolls.... But for charity.

You sent a Chin Diaper to Evexis with the message: Christmas hot potato!

You sent 500x Bottle of Beer to strongmaz with the message: Cerry mistmas! *hic*

You sent 17x Bottle of Minty Mayhem to Meowjesty with the message: Drink responsibly!

You sent a Diamond Bladed Knife to UnreliableRy with the message: Use this to carve the roast beast! Merry Christmas!

You sent a Chin Diaper to RUMPEL5TILT5KIN with the message: No good deed goes unpunished!

You sent a Chin Diaper to Annakins with the message: Merry crisis!

You sent a Can of Munster to varonajay with the message: Free energy! Merry Christmas!

You sent 10x Opium to Alex_I_von_St with the message: Christmas drugs for thee!

You sent a Lawyer Business Card to Waltjer with the message: Have you or a loved one been harassed by a fat man in a red overcoat?

You sent a Chin Diaper to OG_Anger with the message: I'll say thank you for them. Merry Christmas and thanks for spreading cheer!

You sent a Chin Diaper to Critical with the message: Wear your mask while distributing gifts!

You sent a Can of X-MASS to Templar_Knights with the message: Good things come back to those who deserve it!

You sent 10x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness to Deathsolation with the message: What's a good Christmas story without a krampus?! Cheers!

You sent 4x Ecstasy to cyberbotsaber with the message: One good turn deserves another!

You sent 5x Erotic DVD to LDP with the message: You're doing great work, so here's a small token of my appreciation!

You sent some Eggnog to MonChoon with the message: Merry Christmas! Have a classic treat on me!

You sent a Gingerbread House to 910345 with the message: Do what you can, this is the way.

You sent a Cinnamon Ornament to Scythe95 with the message: Hang this on your tree, you generous person, you!

Changer's Wonder Box Emporium! · · 3 likes

Thank you to all the players over the years, this has been some of the most fun I've ever had. Congratulations to the winners, better luck on the next venture to everyone else. Thank you all, I love you. 

Staff can grave this now.

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Changer's Wonder Box Emporium! · · 3 likes

Thank you to all the players over the years, this has been some of the most fun I've ever had. Congratulations to the winners, better luck on the next venture to everyone else. Thank you all, I love you. 

Staff can grave this now.

[+ 85 R] Item for Drug CD · · 2 likes

Interesting, but with a such a large cd happening would it really be worth the money it would inevitably cost? Seems like most of the drugs are already left by the wayside. Alternative suggestion: rehab removes drug cd completely, OD or otherwise. 

JLT SPRING 2025 [CONCLUDED] · · 1 like

I've been waiting all year for this! You KNOW I'm in!

ACCAS, PARLAYS, WHATEVER · · 1 like

Please gamble responsibly ✨ 

Mystery Boxes! Super fun! · · 1 like

Bumping this, I'll be watching your career with great interest. Good luck, and as always please gamble responsibly!

JLT AUTUMN 2024 [CONCLUDED] · · 1 like

I'll join. RS 14

I'm quitting (For now)! You can have my stuff! ·

No quit 🔫 

I Was Scammed by a Reporter/HoF Leader · · 2 likes

Well that sucks. Glad to hear you calmed down though. Good stuff 👍 

HIMANH'S ODD JOBS - AFFORDABLE FOR EVERYONE · · 1 like

True blue worker. Didn't steal any of my money, did the job I Hired him for. R+

Pawn shop closes its doors! · · 4 likes

I'll go ahead and put my two cents in: 

Big change with little communication=bad

The change itself=not harmful over the long run. 

With point values set to drop, point mugging will lag as well, with more impressive thiefs moving over to whatever thing is now the meta (don't act like you won't 😂).

 

It's a scary change for younger players who think we're all waiting to pick their pockets, but it's fine. If it works, awesome and we move on. If not, it gets fixed (eventually) just like everything else. 

Overall opinion: Let them cook.

Lonely cat lady, needs friends · · 1 like

Lmaooooo I needed this today 😂 

Changer's Wonder Box Emporium! · · 2 likes

You're kinda weird bro. But, uh, thanks for the bump I guess?

Changer's Wonder Box Emporium! · · 1 like

It's a gambling service! Also, we don't put your money up our butt like Leslie...

-PERCIVAL'S FREE REVIVE SERVICE- ·

Premium service. R+

Eid Mubarak! · · 1 like

We Stan holidays in this household.

Outside influence in Ranked Warring [POLL] ·

Yeah, but also I can't jump the wall at the Olympics and drop kick your star gymnast lol

Outside influence in Ranked Warring [POLL] ·

Wait, so what you're actually saying is you don't care about it being a competition at all, you just want gib cache lol. There's no wrong way to play torn, I guess

Outside influence in Ranked Warring [POLL] ·

So what you're saying is if we change the point system in RW, chaining won't be necessary. Good call. I agree.