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RagnarLodbrok [2464549] Level 100 Halls of Valhalla HoV Leader

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Halloween Dressup Competition · · 120 likes

"I have something to say.
I did not become Earl because I aspired to be one. It came about because of other people's actions. And I did not become king out of ambition,
but once again I had no choice as a result of other people's actions. But nonetheless, I am king. KING RAGNAR, THAT IS MY NAME."

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I had a lot of fun planning and executing this costume, and I'm truly proud of the end result. Unfortunately with only being able to post 3 photos you only see part of the fun! I'll include a link below if you want to see my shield maiden Lagertha and Bjorn!

If you haven't seen the Vikings series, I strongly recommend it! If you know the characters let me know how I did!
Skål!
Ragnar, Lagertha and Bjorn
Viking beer funnel
Tattoo/Hair close-up

Valhalla Trading Hall | Buying Plushies, Flowers & More | Price List Inside · · 18 likes

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VALHALLA TRADING HALL

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Bring your spoils and leave with gold.

Traders and warriors welcome in the halls of Valhalla.

 

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💲 PRICE LIST 💲

 

All current buying prices can be found here:

 

CLICK HERE FOR PRICE LIST

 

Prices are updated regularly to stay competitive.

 

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💰 ITEMS I AM BUYING 💰

 

  • Plushies
  • Flowers
  • Alcohol
  • Stat Enhancers
  • Medical Items
  • RW Caches
  • Other Trading Items

 

Bulk traders and regular suppliers welcome.

 

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⚔️ VALHALLA TRADER GUARANTEE ⚔️

 

  • Fast responses
  • Honest pricing
  • Mug-free
  • Large trades welcome
  • Reliable long-term trader

 

 

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📬 HOW TO TRADE

 

1. Start a trade

2. Add the items you have  

3. I confirm the price from my list  

4. Quick and easy trade  

 

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⚔ Warriors of Torn — bring your loot to Valhalla ⚔

8* Game Shop Hiring 20k per Stat MIN · · 6 likes

8* Game Shop KatteGames hiring a minimum of 20k in TWO stats.

Highly competitive weekly income, looking for an employee to give us that extra little boost. Expecting 10* in 3-4 weeks.

Free trains on rotation. Apply here >>
https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=90857

Skol,
RagnarLodbrok

Leslie's Freakshow · · 50 likes

Strange, grotesque or utterly f****d up... I couldn't decide so I figured I would tell a story and incorporate each one.

Welcome to the freakshow

Entry 1: Strange, opening this beer with my teeth.
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Entry 2: Grotesque, No I do not have good dental coverage... Here is proof
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Entry 3: Utterly f****d up, I spent money on TORN instead of getting this tooth pulled.. for a year.. so this is how I'm managing.
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I'll be fine, but nothing would soothe the pain quite like a gold medal. Perhaps I'd even consider getting the tooth pulled

Halloween Costume Competition · · 44 likes

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Recent archived posts

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Buying 1.5m - 2m respect faction

 

Aiming to make the transfer after ToT

Banning of third party casinos · · 2 likes

Perhaps we could fix up the rigged mechanics of the Torn Casino before stopping people from going elsewhere

Faction Selling / Buying · · 3 likes

Selling Halls Of Valhalla Shell

 

Platinum I

Current Respect: 736,937

Aiming for a sale after halloween.

Looking to upgrade to ~2m shell

DM offers

 

[RW] Halls of Valhalla vs Black Lotus Society · · 5 likes

The ranked war between Halls of Valhalla and Black Lotus Society will begin in 74 hours on Fri 14:00:00 - 04/09/26

 

 

 

Halls of Valhalla petitioned for terms, Black Lotus Society woke up and chose violence.

 

Ive got 100-250m on HoV QTB

 

 

10b Total BS (Dividends) ·

Beast mode 

? Turning 26 Alone Tonight -- So I'm Asking Torn for Some Love ·

Torn City will be the first civilization to collapse due to the AI takeover

4 years of Torn! [DIVIDENDS TO THE MAKS] ·

Thats one big 4 year old. Congrats!

Lame ass quitting thread ·

Best of luck to you in the future. Sometimes you gotta move on from things. See you next year

CLOSED - Can't Loose Daily FHC Lottery ·

Bump!

Being raided because we won't term before a war ·

Were blood brothers now, you dont gotta be ashamed about it

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea · · 1 like

14:43:22 - 29/07/26 Hoezey sent $50,000,000 to you with the message: war bet

 

Paid

Canadian based factions · · 2 likes

This is elite level canadian humor

Being raided because we won't term before a war ·

Update 3: were best friends now, this is just how vikings make friends

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea · · 1 like

Too bad no one took you up on this one :(

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea ·

Typical dictatorship cuck response

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea ·

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea ·

Its not that deep really

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea ·

Edited! I take any kind of payment except cheque

[RW] Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea · · 7 likes

Posting on behalf of myself as I lay comfortably in my Early Discharge hospital bed

 

Sons of Valhalla vs Dictatura Testudo Ferrea

 

The classic matchup of dictatorship vs cache farm but who will take home the win? 

 

Actual image of RabidusUnis preparing for war

 

 

Sons of Valhalla returning home with caches full of dick shaped taters

 

 

 

Some fun data:

 

 

 

 

Ive got 50m on SoV any takers? Void if SoV loses due to an alternate reality created by CERN - taken by Hoezey

Being raided because we won't term before a war · · 2 likes