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The Easter Bunny used to hide eggs under children's pillows but lost that trick to the tooth fairy during a game of poker.
One Christmas an emergency phone operator takes a call from a frantic man.
"You've got to help me, I shot Santa! I heard a noise downstairs and thought I was being robbed. I've ruined Christmas. He's dead."
The operator replies "Alright sir help is on the way. Right now the first thing I need you to do is go and make sure that he's dead"
There's silence on the line and the operator hears footsteps and a loud BANG. Coming back to the phone the man says., "Okay Now what?"
"You've got to help me, I shot Santa! I heard a noise downstairs and thought I was being robbed. I've ruined Christmas. He's dead."
The operator replies "Alright sir help is on the way. Right now the first thing I need you to do is go and make sure that he's dead"
There's silence on the line and the operator hears footsteps and a loud BANG. Coming back to the phone the man says., "Okay Now what?"
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I have a toothache and need to see a dentist.
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