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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 4 likes

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Need some cuteness :) · · 36 likes

Hi y'all,

I wanna dedicate a thread to all furry friends that make us happy, laugh and feel loved at the end of the day after a long workday or just when you're feeling a bit sad...

I'm doing this because I feel a bit down today after scrolling through my old pictures and seeing my old buddy :(
He was part of me growing up for 14 years when I was a kid, he was there when I was not feeling well or had a bad day and never failed to make me feel better :))

I will never forget that week, it was the most depressing week for me since I was a kid, my buddy died on a Monday and on Wednesday I got fired from my job after 5 years of service for some bullshit reason.( Eventually the best thing that happened when I look back now and where I am now in life). But nonetheless, I went through some dark shit.

Anyway, I don't want this thread to be about me or my past depressing bullshit.

What little furry goofball makes you laugh/love and appreciate at the end of the day?

My little goofball RIP, all dogs go to heaven :')
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[image: i.ibb.co]

Its been a while since he passed away but there is not a time that I will ever forget him :')

Nowadays we have another little gift from heaven :))
She was a gift from a friend of my GF
She demands buttscatches and neck scratches all day hahahah
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[image: i.ibb.co]

Her face when you stop scratching :0 XD

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Sorry for the long ass thread, hope I could made some of you melt a little with some cute pics and post some of your cuties that make your day or were a big part of your life :)

That would be much appreciated ;) :)))

Anyways, stay safe y'all and have a good day ;)

Torn Movie Poster Competition · · 56 likes

Dog Tag Banner Design · · 48 likes

Gold;
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Silver;
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Bronze;
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Design 2

Gold;
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Silver;

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Bronze;

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Lucky achievement i guess · · 57 likes

Got some insane luck yesterday wich made me almost go to the grocery store to buy a lottery ticket( i will tho)


12:50:14 - 19/07/21 You looted a Poison Umbrella from Fernando

15:50:18 - 19/07/21 You looted some Dumbbells from Tiny

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0 Day Old Player Wins 5b+ · · 3 likes

Guess after 5965 days there is still oppertunity to learn game mechanics. Hell yeah!

Tbh the only downside of a new player winning the jackpot is being lured into bogus trades and scammers. 

 

God speed greenie,  hope he gets honest guidance in this rotten place lmao. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for work, anything goes. As long as either the money is good or the perks ;)
  • Manual labor 66,775
  • Intelligence 76,331
  • Endurance 115,495
Preferred the offers through mail bc chat is broken.

Have a nice day :)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 4 likes

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Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

Selling 5* MC

Current Upgrades; Staffroom 2/5
Company size 3/5(14 employees)

Currently holding 12 emps.

What's Your Max Duke Loan? · · 4 likes

Nope, its about paying ur interest on time for an x amount of time(idk exactly how long tho)

I mean if u were to get to 2,5b u would have earned the merit a long time ago.

Bushmaster carbon 15 classified as SMG ·

A fantasy role playing game that uses different kinds of ammo for different kinds of weapons but isnt logical in the places where it could be(and have been neglected for years).

Just bc you like to eat garbage everyday doesnt mean everyone else has to aswell.

But i guess you're right innit, its a fantasy game afterall, where things are nonsensical and we burn the peasants that try to point out the small flaws and make it a tiny bit better for generations to come.

Bushmaster carbon 15 classified as SMG · · 1 like

Your comment is meaningless.

Factwise the customer is right here

It was maybe nitpicky from the start to begin with. But if you want to ignore facts then i guess we all just have to live in this fantasy world.

Next bugreport is gonna be me complaining why i cant use rifle rounds in my shotgun. The hole is big enough to fit the bullet. Why not. Its not like this game uses logic for its ammunition system.

idgaf about all the salty asses whining, but my spec ammo ched :'( whyy

If he had balls, he would have changed the BC15 to rifle as its model is a rifle, not a SMG. But hey, figuring what shape goes into what hole seems to be a lacking understanding here.

Now we still have this abomination called an SMG.

#whycantmyshotgunfirerifleroundsholebigenoughtofit.

SMG/SBR issues (resolved?) ·

Well done mate :)

Another stupid change (RESOLVED!) · · 1 like

Maybe ched should have changed it into a rifle bc the model uses a 5.56 Stanag Mag. Its still wrong now.

MY Story about gambling · · 1 like

Took me about 6-7 months to rewire.
Man it was the best decision ive made in my torn career.

Surpassed my nw goal for last year and more than id ever would hold if still gambling like an addict(RR bankrupted me 3 times, biggest losses; 8b-10b games).

Bushmaster carbon 15 classified as SMG · · 8 likes

Hi Bugteam,

This might be a bit nitpicky and is not a bug but i saw the Bushmaster carbon 15 classified as an SMG while its using 5.56 rifle rounds.

By definition something classified as an SMG according to wikipedia is "A submachine gun (SMG) is a magazine-fed automatic carbine designed to fire handgun cardridges". (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submachine_gun)

A bushmaster carbon 15 has both smg and rifle variants where in the SMG variant among others it can accept 9.19mm parabellum mags and in the rifle variant the 5.56.
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[image: i.ibb.co]
(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_15)

However this is a fictional game in some parts, IMO the bushmaster in this game should be pick a side if it wants to be an SMG(pistol round) or Rifle weapon. It can't be both; an SMG firing rifle rounds.

Idk if this is the place to post such things, if its not, my bad :(

Have a good day :)

Who has the Lowest Slot Money Won / Lost Ratio? · · 1 like

Muahahahaha · · 1 like

Lol if this is real, tbh you gave him a favor by showing how much of a turd you are as a human being. I hope he flushes you and you dont clogg up the sewage system on the way out. Piece of filth.

Good luck finding real friends after a stint like that.

Alas another faction vault thief · · 2 likes

Best advice i think(prob already mentioned here) i can give is NEVER EVER GIVE SOMEONE VAULT ACCESS.

Fac vault imo should really only be used by the fac leader and colead stashing and managing fac income.

Its way easier to just store your cash into stocks.
No hassle waiting till someone with perms comes on.
No stress someone gonna go rogue and rugpulls the whole vault.

Downside is you pay a fee everytime widraw

Its not like your money will become significantly less( if you store it across more than 1 stock).

Give them asswhipes no chance on stealing your hard earned moneyz.

Fedded Archives · · 8 likes

I wish they would insta delete lvl 100s who make multi accounts. Also wtf

Alas another faction vault thief · · 32 likes

-> reads yet another vault thief.
-> looks at age

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Not surprising.

F word M i'm quitting ·

Hpw fkn desperate do u have to be to send someone 10b as a proxy while casino ban.

Jesus get ur shit together m8, addicted much?
Maybe time to take a break or something....

Also didnt expect anything else from this asswhipe who scammed but cmon, blackbox kinda did this to himself lol.

Gg bruh good way to ruin ur own fun. Go back to the sandbox and make some sandburgers or something u absolute child.

Lucifer's Lucky Dip ·

You spinned the wheel and received infinite debt with duke.

Family Tree · · 4 likes

Did i say that? I think its pathetic that it triggers you so much. Grow up.

Ow noes, it does hurt you doesnt it?

17:08:44 - 27/10/23 You were sent to the hospital for 5h 41m : Hospitalized by Larten_Crepsley

Lol dude, keep getting madder and madder. I think its shameful someone tries to disrepect you in this way. But on the other hand i think its hilarious how you react to this XD

Family Tree ·

What u said