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GYM RATS
0* Fitness Centre Hiring

Relaxed Environment, max 1 week inactive without notice please

Max Staff room 

Need 12 employees 

Payment Based on stat fulfilment: 1/3=x1 2/3=x2 3/3=x3 

(reviewed every Sunday)

+1k per EE

Also selling training starting at 3*, 500k per

Otherwise reduced rotational training

Positions available:

(and gains assuming you have the required work stats, PS=Primary stat SS=Secondary stat)

1 Manager 62k end, 31k int, PS63, SS32

1 Marketer 62k man, 31k end, PS63, SS32

1 Nutritionist 54.5k int, 27.25k man, PS52, SS31

1 Swim Instructor 46.5k end, 23.25k man, PS61, SS31

2 Fitness Instructor 46.5k man, 23.25k end, PS61, SS31

1 HR Officer 46.5k end, 23.25k int, PS61, SS31

1 Lifeguard 39k end, 19.5k man, PS60, SS30

2 Personal Trainer 31k man, 15.5k end, PS58, SS29

1 Cleaner 15.5k man, 7.75k end, PS52, SS26

1 Receptionist 10k end, 5k int, PS49, SS25

Company Specials:

Healthy Mind, 30 minute education time reduction, 1 JP

Goal oriented, 50% happy loss reduction in gym, 0 JP

Roid rage, Strength, 1 JP

Athlete, +3% life regen per tick, 0 JP

Training regime, +3% gym gains, 0 JP

B

Looking for marketer, manager, receptionist and 2 cleaners with at least 50% stats

Marketer:62k INT/31k END

Manager:62k MAN/31k INT

Receptionist:10k END/5k INT

Cleaner:16k MAN/8k END

The other available positions are(100% stats)

Personal trainer:31k MAN/15k END

Swimming instructor:47k END/24k MAN

Life guard:39k END/20k MAN

HR Officer:47k END/24k INT

Nutritionist:55k INT/28k MAN

Fitness instructor:47k MAN/24k END

Bump

Does my bazaar show up on the market?

Actually a pretty based question, I suppose it’s because a third party hosting advertisements for a player service in torn technically isn’t associated with torn and therefore the real money spent is on an irl service, not a virtual service. 

This is some copium for knowing you’re not a very good person, this is a roleplay game with crime in it, just because it’s possible to be a bad person without consequences doesn’t leave you squeaky clean, it arguably just shows who you really are, “man is most himself when he wears a mask”

for what positions? what stats do you need? whats the state of the company? what specials? oh nothing

For players still filling the bank, I’d like to offer 250M just to help speed things along, all you do is send a 12% kick back my way when it comes out, for the first week it’s not crazy profitable but as your bank fills up the margin is better, I also offer another 250M to players that have been reliable clients. I’m making a list for the next batch and I’m working based off chronological order so I get to you slow either I’m broke or I’m busy sorry. Have a good day nonetheless 

GYM RATS
0* Fitness Centre Hiring

Relaxed Environment, max 1 week inactive without notice please

Max Staff room 

Need 12 employees 

Payment Based on stat fulfilment: 1/3=x1 2/3=x2 3/3=x3 

(reviewed every Sunday)

+1k per EE

Also selling training starting at 3*, 500k per

Otherwise reduced rotational training

Positions available:

(and gains assuming you have the required work stats, PS=Primary stat SS=Secondary stat)

1 Manager 62k end, 31k int, PS63, SS32

1 Marketer 62k man, 31k end, PS63, SS32

1 Nutritionist 54.5k int, 27.25k man, PS52, SS31

1 Swim Instructor 46.5k end, 23.25k man, PS61, SS31

2 Fitness Instructor 46.5k man, 23.25k end, PS61, SS31

1 HR Officer 46.5k end, 23.25k int, PS61, SS31

1 Lifeguard 39k end, 19.5k man, PS60, SS30

2 Personal Trainer 31k man, 15.5k end, PS58, SS29

1 Cleaner 15.5k man, 7.75k end, PS52, SS26

1 Receptionist 10k end, 5k int, PS49, SS25

Company Specials:

Healthy Mind, 30 minute education time reduction, 1 JP

Goal oriented, 50% happy loss reduction in gym, 0 JP

Roid rage, Strength, 1 JP

Athlete, +3% life regen per tick, 0 JP

Training regime, +3% gym gains, 0 JP

Merry Christmas!

 https://photos.app.goo.gl/K5kMkostcbXZ9ehS8 

Seems legit 

17:17:15 - 17/12/24 You sent a Coche Basurero to Warriordud

Why didn't the greenie fly and collect flowers? 

They couldn't see the point of it!

Why did Frankenstein overcharge at the pharmacy? 

He was trying to make a living!

Why couldn't the astronaut call an emergency meeting on 420 day? 

He was too spaced out

Does my bazaar show up on the market?

On the fourth day of Christmas gave to me Saint Dukie gave to me,

Four Nock Guns,

Three Snow Cannons,

2 Armor Caches,

And a Donator pack all for free!

Merry Christmas ya Filthy Animal

https://voca.ro/13zjGReM2u1J 

B

Looking for marketer, manager, receptionist and 2 cleaners with at least 50% stats

Marketer:62k INT/31k END

Manager:62k MAN/31k INT

Receptionist:10k END/5k INT

Cleaner:16k MAN/8k END

The other available positions are(100% stats)

Personal trainer:31k MAN/15k END

Swimming instructor:47k END/24k MAN

Life guard:39k END/20k MAN

HR Officer:47k END/24k INT

Nutritionist:55k INT/28k MAN

Fitness instructor:47k MAN/24k END

Bump

2638 someday

04:14:52 - 07/12/24 You sent a Present to -DirtNap- with the message: Merry Christmas

Maybe I'll get lucky

15872? I'm doing my part!

Ah yes, this will be fun

04:03:06 - 07/12/24 You sent some Xanax to woyzer with the message: I'm feeling lucky

I'm feeling lucky, merry christmas

True, the cats name is Jersemi but is referred to as "Blyat" as it rhymes with cat

The next poster has six fingers on thier right hand