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Lifecheese [2486313] Level 91 Nuclear Armageddon NUKE Senior Nuker

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Torn Homophobes (warning : Public Shaming) · · 41 likes

Of course we will oblige. You didn't even need to ask. You're very welcome!

EDIT:

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Name:Ayanokoji [2601439]
Level:53

You managed to get the following results:
  • Money on hand: $2,302,377
  • Strength: 1,008,891
  • Speed: 1,003,571
  • Dexterity: 428,679
  • Defense: 387,848
  • Total: 2,828,989
  • Potential mug: $115,118 - $230,237

A Public Apology · · 33 likes

A one month old account begging to not be bullied by a five month old account. Yes, we all care so hard.

Torn Homophobes (warning : Public Shaming) · · 26 likes

That's literally what they're trying to do. Targeting them for an honor bar is what is making this "political".

WTF HAVE THEY DONE TO THE STOCK MARKET!! · · 48 likes

You're kidding, right? Please. Tell me you're kidding. You make a change that has a negative effect on our experience in a game that we pay you for monthly and when we express our dissatisfaction you call us entitled children? Could you be any more self-righteous and condescending? Disagree with us, fine. Tell us to wait and see how it goes, fine. You haven't even offered the slightest bit of compensation before immediately insulting all of us. We are your paying customers. Show a bit of respect.

Free the Yoters! Fed Report Screenshots · · 23 likes

We've seen this story play out plenty of times before. Everyone ends up asking for more and more proof and are finally shocked when the truth is undeniable. But who knows, maybe this one will end differently.

Edit: Okay, ffs. Looking at the names, networths, activity, attacks, account ages, etc. this doesn't even pass the sniff test. For those who believe these accounts were legit, I would love to talk to you about some investment opportunities. Shoot me a message.

Recent archived posts

Lame ass quitting thread ·

Sorry you lost what you loved about the game. Best of luck out there!

Why is there so many dirty bombs only now? · · 1 like

They've always landed in clusters. Someone uses one, someone retaliates, etc. Some of us have PTSD from 2021, and the biggest year was 2019 after they were introduced.

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Bro it's not that serious. I can send you one week of my stock perks and you'll be whole. Money comes in in this game.

[GUIDE] Crimes 2.0 - Arson · · 1 like

Homeless Camp - Bummed Out

I cannot figure this out. Either the fire is suspicious or it doesn't all burn. What's the secret?

Stoks are going down · · 2 likes

You shouldn't be buying stocks before you have your bank investment maxed, anyway. And before THAT you should be getting to lvl 15 so that you can actually start making money. There's no reason for you to even be thinking about the stock market yet. You should be thinking about the stock market exactly as often as my dog does.

Jail shouldn't be all bad ·

This should be in "Suggestions". Also, no.

Good ways to make money ·

In this order:

 

Buy 100 beers every single day. Don't miss a day.

 

Start running plushies or Xanax. With faction perks and a suitcase you should clear at least a mil a day if you do it right.

 

Get your bank investment maxxed out and put your merits into increasing your interest. This should get you about 100mil per month on average if you do the 3 month investment.

 

Follow the stock investment chart posted here: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16224439

 

Pay for training at a company you're qualified to be in. It's a long-term investment, but the eventual benefits of being in a high-paying company is worth it. The companies that require higher stats are going to charge you more for training. Don't go there until the benefits from the company nullify the extra cost.

Bogies unfair property · · 5 likes

You couldn't buy it if they made a thousand more available. Your NW is so trash it's actually baffling. You should have minimum $10 bil after six years in this game. So stop being poor and maybe you can get nice things, too.

go woke, go broke · · 4 likes

The new Star Wars sucked because of bad writing, not because women and minorities were in it.

Yes, pandering and identity politics are lame. That's not what happened here. In fact, you're the one engaging in identity politics right now. So yeah, take a break from the internet and go touch some grass.

Turtle Trading - Voted Trader of the Year! · · 1 like

Quick response, no mugs, polite, and included complimentary feet pics.

10/10

DRUGS 2.0 DISCUSSION/ OPINION · · 1 like

Stock up on all of them and hope that Xanax doesn't get nerfed.

Crimes 2.0 NNB progression ·

Been grinding for almost four years and I'm still not on a PA team. If grinding is a problem, this ain't the game for you.

Jennie is [Buying] your things! · · 1 like

Quick response, no funny business, and very polite

DAY TWO - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

1515g

Buying Xan, FHC, SE, DP, 30e cans, PM · · 1 like

Quick, good price, no funny business, and very kind and polite.

10/10

Stat Spies - 3.5mil, full only ·

I have many stat reveals to sell. It's $3.5 million for a full stat spy.

Payment is required upfront.

I will provide each full spy in a mailbox message sent to you with the target's name as the subject line.

AwesomeSauce1 Trades ·

Responded quickly, provided great price with a receipt, was super kind, and there was no funny business.

10/10 smiley

How much from your stash box? ·

18:37:59 - 04/12/23 You opened a Stash Box and gained $42,500

18:38:03 - 04/12/23 You opened a Stash Box and gained $34,000

A Question for those who support Palestine · · 2 likes

The solution is for nations and groups outside of Palestine to stop flooding the region with financial support to groups like Hamas and Hezbollah. Billions of dollars are being spent to make sure that the region's destabilizing extremist groups remain strong. No peace is possible so long as that remains the case. To achieve this, you'll probably need to rub a lamp.

On the Israeli side, they need to start prosecuting the illegal settlers. While I feel it's important to note that not all of the settlers operate illegally or unethically, there are many that do. They need to be stopped and sent to prison for their crimes. This is something that could actually happen. If it were to happen, it still wouldn't create peace in the region. Not while billions are being spent to prevent peace.

I am immigrating to Texas, United States, and I ne · · 1 like

What city are you planning to come to? Where from? Hit me up in PMs and I might be able to refer you for a job. If you're willing to work hard and have a high standard for your work, I know more than a few folks who may hire you in my area.