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- I have reported this issue before but I did not receive a message whether this issue is still actual.
- I do own a laptop and I cán send messages on a plane. I just have to go through the messages tab and remember someones ID. I cannot imagine this is intentional. I'd like to be able to take the easy route and just click message.
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- If you want to reproduce this; get on a plane with a laptop and try to message bogie (for example) through his profile page.
- This problem persists on phone and chrome.
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I had a bit of trouble reducing my 3 minute footage to under a minute. So I hope there is still some semblance of a storyline in this video.
In any case we had a lot of fun doing this. :P
In any case we had a lot of fun doing this. :P
edit: I got less contributions than I hoped for but thanks to all who contributed
I reached out to (what I think is-) a lot of people, many replied, more pointed me somewhere else, even more didn't reply. I learned a couple of things:
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Hi there!
Recently I've come across VanilaNightmare's [v3.0] API connected crime tracking spreadsheet. I applaud his work and anybody who contributed to it. Amazing work, very easy to use, noob-friendly and definitely worth checking out if you like numbers and statistics.
It has been really interesting to use my own data to explore the intricacies of the crime mechanic. Using this, I was eager to contribute to the torn wiki as much as I could. However I have come across a small bump. It will take me another 6 years to do all the crimes I need to do in other to get the data I need to report reliably on all crimes. So I figured I can maybe just ask other people to share their logs. The first three people proved more than willing to help and as such I've now got 200k crimes logged. But there could be so much more!
Would you be willing to contribute?
I've already gotten more than enough data on the 'famous crimes' like Warehouse Arsons or Stealth Viruses but any contribution might help. Especially if you've done a lot of lesser committed crimes like Polymorphic Viruses or Car Larceny.
>No thanks
Fair enough, have a good day.
>Yeah sure, what do you need?
Awesome! I only need the Log page. Below I will describe 1 way of safely sharing it.
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Grateful you replied anyway*
I reached out to (what I think is-) a lot of people, many replied, more pointed me somewhere else, even more didn't reply. I learned a couple of things:
- Something like this has been done already but apart from 'nothing matters after 30 nnb' nothing of note made it.
- PT faction allegedly has a log like this from the whole family potentially comprising of millions of entries. Like to get my hands on that...
- You can fail supposed safe crimes like "GTA: Steal a Parked Car" if your nnb is low enough
- There is so much of a crime 'meta' that I cannot say anything about some other crimes (out of 205 THOUSAND crimes, only 1 swift armoured car for instance)
- If going for 5000 'other' crimes it doesn't matter where you search. 5000 bins would net you ~$15.000 whereas 5000 theaters would net you ~$55.000. Hacking the FBI gets you $19.083 per nerve. Accounting for success rates of FBI hacks, you could say the "Find a Penny Pick it Up" merrit costs $177,4 Million in missed hacking income*
- A lot of crimes are trash and No Shit Sherlock, the meta is there for a reason. They should be ashamed not having come about with crimes 2.0 yet.
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Hi there!
Recently I've come across VanilaNightmare's [v3.0] API connected crime tracking spreadsheet. I applaud his work and anybody who contributed to it. Amazing work, very easy to use, noob-friendly and definitely worth checking out if you like numbers and statistics.
It has been really interesting to use my own data to explore the intricacies of the crime mechanic. Using this, I was eager to contribute to the torn wiki as much as I could. However I have come across a small bump. It will take me another 6 years to do all the crimes I need to do in other to get the data I need to report reliably on all crimes. So I figured I can maybe just ask other people to share their logs. The first three people proved more than willing to help and as such I've now got 200k crimes logged. But there could be so much more!
Would you be willing to contribute?
I've already gotten more than enough data on the 'famous crimes' like Warehouse Arsons or Stealth Viruses but any contribution might help. Especially if you've done a lot of lesser committed crimes like Polymorphic Viruses or Car Larceny.
>No thanks
Fair enough, have a good day.
>Yeah sure, what do you need?
Awesome! I only need the Log page. Below I will describe 1 way of safely sharing it.
- Be sure to use the latest version of VanilaNightmare's sheet
- Select all entries in the 'Log' page of the sheet
- Copy the values (CTR+Shift+V or right-click paste special>values only) into a new sheet
- Use the share button in the top right to create a read-only link which you can share here or personally
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Grateful you replied anyway*
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Dangit too late to the party
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Read your autobiography.
Even just removing that lengthy opening animation would be a godsend
D3vl makes another post saying he's qutting torn
It's not a bug; it's a feature!
Gratz! I was with you up to skimming myself but when skimming dropped I figured the uniques were harder than the levels so im tryin to get those first now. I still only got grafiti and bootlegging
This seems like an appropriate place for my question: I almost never get mugged. Except when I am throwing cash at the slot machine. That can't be a coincidence? Im guessing it's being done by script. How does that work?
no luck needed mate, you got this in the bag
What a long strange trip it's been
+1 for dedication
I think it's highly immoral for people to bully you. Who would harass somebody that is *clearly* an autistic dragon?? I hope you get some well deserved rest.
Dividends yes plz
I recently got jailed for selling DVD's. With the new crimes 2.0 im even excited to read all the flavor text! However before I could finish reading whatever got me in jail my screen reloads to
This area is unavailable while you're in jail.
which is fine.. but if you spend all that time writing flavor text for critical failures at least give me the time to read them!
Maybe only force a pagereload when I try to do anything?
This area is unavailable while you're in jail.
which is fine.. but if you spend all that time writing flavor text for critical failures at least give me the time to read them!
Maybe only force a pagereload when I try to do anything?
You are confusing Torn with real life
Never used the trade forum before, letsago.
https://www.torn.com/newspaper.php#!/articles/2351
this is where i started
Once you grasp what does what, https://www.torn.com/api.html should be enough to show you what is possible and what isn't
this is where i started
Once you grasp what does what, https://www.torn.com/api.html should be enough to show you what is possible and what isn't