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Bounty Reveals · · 53 likes

Hey everyone!

Anonymous bounties getting you down? Want some revenge on the people doing it? Well, look no further.
For the low, low price of 4 million torn bucks (or 4 xanax) I'll give you the inside information on who's been placing those bounties. If targets happen to have the SYS block, then you'll get a 3/4 refund (and the knowledge you're getting bountied by someone rich).

Shoot me a message today and get started - before your bounties get claimed!

Easter egg power art · · 13 likes

Presenting the latest addition to Torn City Church's stained glass windows:
The Great Eggs! These panels depict the all-powerful eggs bestowing their "blessings" on the citizens of Torn.

The Red Temptation - A noble son of Torn succumbs to the whispers and starts burning things.

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The White Rehabilitation - The noble white egg rehabs our subject, shielding them from the temptation of those tricksy little drugs.

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WIP:
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Robbery Crimes inb4 Ridable Tractors. · · 22 likes

Ched when everyone asks what mad genius inspired him to literally just add Farm Simulator to Crimes 2.0:

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DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY TWELVE · · 1 like

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It's a holiday tradition on my mom's side of the family to make a panettone for the morning of the 25th, and this was the one for this year! Quite delicious too. The second picture is a little less photogenic, but I forgot to include my name in the first...

DAY EIGHT - DUKES CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY ·

People ask: with all my wacky contraptions and traps, how do I actually live in my house?
And I answer: I actually don't, could you imagine? I just want people to break in lol

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Extra link in case the text is unreadable (sorry about that).

M'aol joke? · · 2 likes

 

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DAY FIVE - DUKES CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY ·

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This year's gift for the big guy. Why as houseplant? Well, with just a little bit of water and sunlight, they'll liven up your living space for years on end and give some sweet, sweet oxygen! A thoughtful present for anyone.

 

As for the mouse, I recall that there were a bunch of animals around for JC's big day, and so there was probably a big green mouse too. Idk I've never read the bible. Either way, he's so cute! angel

Spooky Lucky Dip · · 1 like

“Sorry sir” the South African shopkeeper said, “but I’m afraid the last of our plushies sold 10 minutes ago…”

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

Let's do it!

What's your favourite collectible and why? · · 1 like


Definitely partial to the hamster toy, before the dongs this guy had the 'silly furry little guy' category locked down among the collectibles. Also a fan of the yorkshire puddings, but mostly because the release inspired me to try and bake some last year, which was a tasty experience!

Worship the Rabbit · · 9 likes

Building on the stained glass theme from last year - the newest addition to the facade of the Torn Church!

"And I looked and beheld a pink rabbit: and his name that sat on him was Easter, and Eggs followed with him. And power was given unto the citizens of Torn, to gain energy, and nerve, and life, and much more beyond..."

No filter version here and a WIP screenshot here
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And Easter Begins ·

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Already off to a better start than last year!
Now I just need the stats to justify using the gold egg... cry

Dukes dump giveaway: how lucky were you? · · 2 likes

Yorkshire PuddingCollectible1799,000,000799,000,000
Poison MistletoeSpecial1522,290,993334,364,895
Bottle of Christmas SpiritAlcohol182,293,37041,280,660
Feathery Hotel CouponBooster313,500,49140,501,473
Business Class TicketSpecial25,849,23211,698,464
Christmas CrackerSpecial15729,53410,943,010
Erotic DVDBooster13,572,2193,572,219
Bag of HumbugsCandy8281,2062,249,648
Lottery VoucherSupply Pack2846,7021,693,404
XanaxDrug2846,5561,693,112
Mostly the pudding, I was hoping to get a turkey head when they dropped, but no dice. Hard to complain about how it turned out of course! :)

Dukes dump giveaway: how lucky were you? · · 2 likes

You spent 14,145 energy to find 2,829 items worth a total of $1,155,236,966, an average of $408,355 per item or 5 energy.

Didn't try to track Duke or anything, just searched a lot at a few points each day and got very lucky. Many blessings on recycling though, letting me get rid of all the junk easily.

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas to all my friends in game and out of it, and especially to HippieKamikaze [2495923]

(Grave please) JACBOB'S CHRISTMAS DP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Present (Giveaway) Now Closed ·

Looking like a snowy eve this year, hope everyone is having a wonderful holidays!

DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

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In the spirit of spreading some money around, and remembering some old enemies and dearly missed friends.

Lucifer's Lucky Dip ·

Surely the jackpot will not be won by another multi...

Robbery Crimes inb4 Ridable Tractors. · · 22 likes

Ched when everyone asks what mad genius inspired him to literally just add Farm Simulator to Crimes 2.0:

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Easter egg power art · · 13 likes

Presenting the latest addition to Torn City Church's stained glass windows:
The Great Eggs! These panels depict the all-powerful eggs bestowing their "blessings" on the citizens of Torn.

The Red Temptation - A noble son of Torn succumbs to the whispers and starts burning things.

[image: i.imgur.com]

The White Rehabilitation - The noble white egg rehabs our subject, shielding them from the temptation of those tricksy little drugs.

[image: i.imgur.com]

WIP:
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Another Faction Vault Thief · · 5 likes

Reading the first post like

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Valentine's Meme Contest · · 1 like

"Love at first sight"
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