Now you might be thinking: "Who is this guy? A person play record of 1768 days, with no Private Island and still level 20? What a pathetic little worm. I could stomp him into the ground and I'll get my money back." Would you really want to dishonour your peers doing this? Do you really want to have the negative reputation of being a bully in here?
Edit: Hi. Most of this information is outdated now. I am Level 28 and I have a PI now. Regardless, I'll still sell these services.
I have been on the unfortunate end of this game, being buy mugged and generally stopped in my tracks resorting to crime and flying to get myself back up, which is why I can't compare to say, Lady White (CHECK OUT HER SERVICES THEY ARE A STEAL AND A HALF.) or anyone else higher in level. This is kind of also because I've neglected the forums.
I feel like I'm just practically wasting space here, so I'll give it a shot at helping others out for money. I am really low on money and my value only sits at $52 million. (Outdated. It sits closer to $700 million.)
Yes, I'm weak, which leads me to another point:
I don't buy mug, I don't scam, and I don't cheat.
These three rules, are my livelihood.
I have not been part of a faction for long, and the one I'm in I have been in for a long time, mainly because in my early days I have been on and off this game for a long time. Well. Now I'm back.
IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO PROVIDE YOU A SERVICE, PLEASE TELL ME. I CAN FORGET.
As of 22nd of March, I've lowered the prices back to their original values.
- Look for an item (I'll try to find it in 7 days or your money back) - 90% of current market value when I find it.
- If an item can't be found commonly through crime, such as Xanax, this deal is immediately cancelled.
- Buy mug and I will be in your living in the trees on your private island. Don't have a private island? I'll still find a way to get it all back, even if I can't do it myself.
- Make me your punching bag (Free!)
- Rules: No mugging, no hospitalising, just leave. It's much better for your XP if you do. Violate any of these and you're going to be put on the bounty board.
- Bounty Service ((75k + Reward + Fees) per Bounty)
- Reason stated: "The Bush ain't happy"
- Get This Man On The Front Page Right This Instant ((1m + Reward + Fees) per Bounty)
- For extended context, the 1 million is for a 950k addition to the reward. Yes, this does scale.
- Reason stated: (Whatever you please~)
- Sending a Mail (25k per message)
- Rules: Nothing that violates Torn Rules. Violation means no sending, and no money back.
- Delivery to Someone (10k + Item) - Delivery of a normal everyday item.
- Destructive Delivery to Someone (250k + Item) - Delivery of items such as IEDs, Horse Heads, etc.
- For both: I take full blame of everything, and no matter how much they push me, I won't say your name.
- Freevive! (Free!)
- YES I CAN REVIVE YOU :D (The following are excluded from this rule: People who currently being targeted by my services and those who got the unfortunate GTMOTFPRTI treatment. Oh, and obviously people who are banned.
- If I can't revive you or fail, I will buy you opium - free of charge.
Now why should you pick me, out of everyone else?
- Cheap deals. Like, really cheap.
- I have little connections, so all your money is going to be handled by me, and all services are going to be handled by me. Unless you violate my rules, in which case, you're not going to be dealing with me, you're going to be dealing with one of the bigger problems.