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What do you sell??




WINNERS!!!
#1 - Can of Rockstar Rudolph & Bottle of Minty Mayhem
MunkyBone [2493877]
Oh hell, I would sell regular items, but with an added touch that would drive someone crazy.

Coffee, but the lid doesn't close just right and dribbles down your shirt.
Chips, but the bag is 97,5% air and super inflated.
Condoms, with a touch of itching powder in the reservoir tip.
Lube with a bit of sand in it.
The Slushie machine only dispenses carbonated, marmite flavoured slush.
The hotdogs must be on the roller machine for a minimum of 6 days before selling and the ketchup is cut with Koolaid.
The cigs have a touch of black pepper in the tip on a random number of cigs in each pack.
Exact change must always be provided for your purchase, but if you use a debit card or cc, you get a fee.


#2 - Can of Crocozade & Bottle of Kandy Kane
RobberHood [2361494]
I sell light bulbs which are the wrong size, toasters which burn one side of the bread and undercook the other, knives with sharp handles, fizzy drinks which always spray over your shirt and toilet paper without the perforation.



#3 - Can of Damp Valley
TheLocalNoob [2321698]
Welcome to TheLocalNoob's Inconvenience Store™!

Business Hours: 4:20 to 13:37

NO REFUNDS

We accept Zimbabwean Dollars only. Thank you for your impatience.

We sell:
- Doors without handles
- Locks without keys
- An unlabeled keyboard that has the keys scrambled
- A button that, when pressed, links you to one of joei's shitposts (100% randomized or your money back)
- Crappy shit
- Shitty crap
- Headphones that can only play shitty Minecraft parodies bass boosted
- Subscriptions to the joei news network
- A clock that only says "idk man you figure it out'
- Leslie's spin the wheel
- Leslie's newly purchased liver (only one in stock, buy now!)
- High speed drive (I still don't know how you get arrested from selling dvds)
- Warm Coca Cola that stays warm indefinitely (price buster guarantee)
- Tutorial to getting fedded (Contents include: using multis)


#4 - Can of Goose Juice
Triplicant [2037705]
Used condoms, lightly broken.

Energy drinks with no actual stimulants, but they have plenty of laxatives!

And gas station sushi.



#5 - Bottle of Wicked Witch
Ceb [68232]
Scissors to open plastic packages but they're packaged in the same plastic.

Freddy is having an existential crisis upon realizing that he is, in fact, just a pepperoni pizza
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Unfortunately, after 3 hours of making a pizza my stupid ass was so desperate to eat it I forgot to take a picture with my username until I was half done eating it D: oops. hopefully this still counts... otherwise ill have to make it again
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Freddy was delicious BTW. Pepperoni, sliced ham, mozzarella and ricotta cheese, jalapenos and garlic butter crust


Edit: I was bored so I made another one, but I didn't like it as much as existential dread Freddy XD
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until the

thanks

Torn's easter bunny is not allowed within 500 feet of elementary schools

drugs

The wife giving me a kiss before I head off to work. Shes always so worried about me, my job has one of the highest fatallity rates in the country (emergency highway maintenance)

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for the last month I havent been able to play on my phone, the app just gets stuck on the loading screen...

FIX THE GAME CHED lol <3

cheers

the easter bunny might hit level 4 this time :o

idk how you get this info but I love seeing it hahah

anybody saying scripts are keeping you from finding eggs has no idea what they are talking about lmao nobody knows how it actually works

12:00:16 - 05/04/2021 You picked up a Blue Easter Egg gaining $100,000
14:26:56 - 05/04/2021 You picked up a Brown Easter Egg gaining 100 manual labor
17:52:38 - 05/04/2021 You picked up a Yellow Easter Egg gaining 250 happiness
21:57:18 - 05/04/2021 You picked up a Pink Easter Egg gaining experience
03:22:13 - 06/04/2021 You picked up a Green Easter Egg gaining 50 energy
17:03:09 - 06/04/2021 You picked up a Red Easter Egg gaining 10 nerve
01:15:10 - 07/04/2021 You picked up a Black Easter Egg gaining crime experience
14:45:38 - 07/04/2021 You picked up a Green Easter Egg gaining 50 energy
01:49:19 - 08/04/2021 You picked up a Black Easter Egg gaining crime experience
12:10:05 - 08/04/2021 You picked up a Red Easter Egg gaining 10 nerve

didnt they say something about rosary beads having an effect on egg spawns? or was that just a joke....

what about the Rabbits Foot item lol does that actually increase luck XD

ive had them spawn ontop of links or pictures..... just gotta be REALLY careful to click the egg and not the thing behind it

Eggs won't appear in areas where users could edit and insert their own egg images, like -- right here, for example.

idk about that, I've found eggs on forum posts this year and also last year

lol I just thought of something....
as soon as they log back in this thread will get like 100 posts from people who had a stakeout on them to see as soon as they log back in lmfao

Im just waiting for people to start losing real life money buying real stocks that they think will effect the game stocks lmao

eyy im on the leaderboard! :D

lol this is still going wow

All last night I was 5 eggs 99% but then this morning it went back to 100% for 5 eggs.... Weird. Maybe a cheater got fedded

5 so far... the most anybody has is 6