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aaronachnid [2554633] Level 30 Extinction -EX- Extinct

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So afraid to place your name on these? · · 100 likes

Definitely the most sure way of decreasing your bounties is to complain about your bounties in the forum.

URT Banner Competition · · 20 likes

As there is no way for me to compete against the motorheads of Torn, this seems like a great 2nd option :D Lexus, NSX, Cosworth ;)

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Duke's Chronicle Illustration Competition · · 35 likes

$$ Best Dressed Competition $$ - Closed · · 4 likes

Ok, now the chances of me getting this wrong are fairly high, so bear with me if that's the case.. (in the weird/inappropriate category).
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RIP Peasant's Discord · · 37 likes

There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows Discord among Peasants.

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Fate of the Pirates; Loose Cannon 2026 · · 4 likes

I wanted to thank you all (especially GEM) for what you did for this elimination team. I don't take xanax every day and don't have major stats. I turtled when I was told and I sniped when I could, but my hits weren't great, I know. I just didn't want to bleed hits. I got kicked from my faction for participating but I don't regret a second of it. The banter in the chats and that climatic ending was all amazing. I met some new Torn friends and had a blast (FIRE THE CANNONS!). I wasn't sure if I wanted to throw my hat in the ring for another Elim this year, (took a few years off) but I'm happy I did, even if just to be a part of history. Thank you all, again.

Legend of Torn: OBSOLETE · · 1 like

How could there be haters? This is the best CT map in HISTORY!

Duck Pageant ·

Oh, I see.

 

HAT: SOMBRERO

FACE: SEXY NERDY GLASSES

TOP: BIKINI TOP

BOTTOM: PARACHUTE PANTS

FEET: MISMATCHED SOCKS

WEAPON: CHAINSAW

SKILL: ARM WRESTLING

Duck Pageant · · 1 like

Full disclosure - this was what was put in to AI generator and nothing more.

 

I chose what I thought was the best one of the four options given to me.

 

A duck that has these attributes:

HAT: Santa hat

FACE: psycho clown

TOP: white singlet

BOTTOM: board shorts

FEET: gumboots

WEAPON: katana

SKILL: strength

 

I chose what I thought was the best one of the four options given to me.

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A Person Steals 400b + Armoury from Nuke Members · · 9 likes

Just that terrible purple text gets a downvote from me

Another day 0 jackpot winner ·

admittedly, you can't get close to winning a jackpot. But you're doing as well as the majority of players so keep on keeping on.

Flight Club Season 4 Started! - Join NOW! ·

I used to enjoy eating cookie dough straight from the packet. Since joining flight club I have been able to cure this addiction as nothing can compare to being in flight club. My therapist has stated that I have just replaced one addiction with another, but I think I have substituted swimming in the depths of hell for flying the skies of plushie heaven.

Secret Santa Alert ·

really? I thought it was only supposed to include people active recently? That sucks though.

Waking up on Christmas.. ·

I still want what I have wanted since i started this grind. The highest quality harpoon i can find.

Secret Santa Alert · · 2 likes

16:00:55 - 24/12/23 Ho Ho Ho! You're [REDACTED]'s mystery gift-giver this year. Will you send them a present or sleigh them in the street?

Well, I certainly couldn't beat the dude, so I guess a present is the way to go

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a 9/10* LS but open to other possibilities for the right perks.
  • Manual labor 13,243
  • Intelligence 49,970
  • Endurance 153,820
  • Total 217,033

Energy refund for E lost due to lag timeout ·

God help you if you just want to use your full nerve bar to participate in the much anticipated Crimes 2.0. Not even possible.

How many times is this going to happen? · · 5 likes

It is pretty crap that you stack, read a book, and stay up till 2am to play, then timeout on an inactive player and get sent to hospital for your trouble.

RIP jackpot winner · · 2 likes

Look, I never expected to win this jackpot. I definitely spent more tokens and money on slots in the last few days than I ever have though. It was an engaging little exercise. We had just finished a decent chain and I was sort of free to do what I wanted with my Torn time.

But to see no winner - or more precisely to see all my - and others - money and tokens just go back in to the game is kinda, well, deflating.

That's not how this game should be is it?

I want retribution on the cheater, or at least some chance of recouping what they stole from me. Now, I hear you ask. Who stole it from you aaron? Well that's a great question. Not the person that has it right? But will they give it back? Let's see.

I think an excellent upcoming Halloween event would be to re-instate this cheater as a dummy who can't attack, can't move, can't do anything and we all get a chance to kick the shit out of him.

Seriously, we can only use kicks.

And then, instead of three options, we can only mug, taking a portion back of what we spent and with the mug, it gives a message warning those who might want to multi, what will happen to them in the future if they do.

RIP jackpot winner · · 2 likes

it's Sugarvalves multi, guaranteed.

RIP jackpot winner · · 1 like

Yeah, and look, this only happened a couple of hours ago, and there's literally one guy dealing with it at the moment. I reckon we give bogie a bit of slack - it's not his call, he is a community manager and can't make these calls. Probably nothing will happen, but here's hoping with ya.

RIP jackpot winner ·

I'd rather have cheaters as chain targets, but, really the idea was just in jest

SEVENTY f**kING BILLION THREAD!!? · · 1 like

no, he gets a refund of 25E for attacking an invalid target, but forfeits his 4B gains.

RIP jackpot winner · · 2 likes

Look, why don't we just give the guy back his money - then it's still in circulation - BUT - he aint fedded, but also he can't do anything. So he is like stuck in jello or something. Then we can all just mug him until it's all gone and Ched doesn't get his windfall and those powerful enough to mug the bugger can distribute the wealth how they see fit?

RIP jackpot winner · · 1 like

Admittedly, it would be hard for us to mug them if that was the case. And that would be a shame. But I get the point you're making.